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13-07-06, 07:54
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
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Originally Posted by Psycho
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Ai grija ca cine sapa groapa altuia va cadea tot el in ea... 
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14-07-06, 14:55
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
Merge o blonda la restaurant si comanda o pizza.
*Barman:-In cate bucati vrei sa tau pizza?in 6 sau 12?
*Blonda:-In 6 ca nu pot manca 12
O blonda se duce la bar si comanda un wisky cu red bull.Radea in continu.Barmanu o intreaba de ce e asa de fericita.Blonda ii raspunde:AM TERMINAT UN CORN SEVENDAYS IN 3 ZILE
Femeile care au permis de conducere sînt de trei feluri: 1. femei care sofeazã; 2. femei care soferã; 3. femei care soferesc
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14-07-06, 19:11
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#948
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
Haoleeeeuuuu....Inca mai mor de ras.....Sper sa nu vada pretena mea k e blonda.....si are si permis......
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20-07-06, 10:13
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
ceva adevarat... 
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21-07-06, 22:38
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21-07-06, 23:56
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
frumoase poze cu ferarri
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25-07-06, 08:50
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#952
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
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ceva adevarat... |
Cine a facut desenele alea era sadic....
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26-07-06, 23:05
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
O gaina "produce" un ou de jumatate de kg. Presa, televiziuni, interviuri, toti pe gaina: - Cum ati reusit performanta? Gaina: - Secret de familie. - Planuri de viitor? Gaina: - Sa fac un ou de 1 kg. Il iau in blitzuri si pe cocos: - Cum ati reusit performanta? Cocosul: - Secret de familie. - Planuri de viitor? Cocosul: - Sa-i sparg fatza strutzului!
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27-07-06, 10:25
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#954
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
Iepurasul se plimba linistit prin padure. Il vede ursul si, cum il prinde, il violeaza. Dupa ce se termina toata treaba, iepurasul, cu lacrimi in ochi, intreaba:
- Ba, tampitule, tu n-ai alta treaba decat sa te dai la iepurasi? Da', ia zi-mi, macar ai certificat medical ca nu ai SIDA?
- Da, cum sa nu, uite hartia, si scoate ursul o hartie din buzunar.
- Poti sa-l rupi.
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28-07-06, 06:45
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
ion si gheo , ciobani la oi, iarna... frig... se pun si se culca amandoi in acelasi pat sa-si tina de cald unu la altu
i: ba gheo tu faci treaba aia cu mana in pantaloni ma?
g: da ba fac !!!
I: (dupa 10 min) ba gheo tu mai faci treaba aia cu mana in pantaloni ma?
g: da ba mai fac
dupa inca 20 de min deja curgeau apele pe amndoi si ion intreaba:
ba gheo... da' tu tot mai faci treaba aia cu mana in pantaloni ma?
g: da ba mai fac!!! ce dracu ma tot intrebi?
i: pai ba gheo pune bine mana si mai fa si la tine!!!
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28-07-06, 09:05
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
EL si EA pe o banca in parc....seara:
EA:
-Iubitule...mi-e frig la maini... pot sa mi le incalzesc intre picioarele tale?
EL:
-Auzi iubito.... dar la urechi nu ti-e frig?
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28-07-06, 21:33
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
Bula intra in farmacie si intreaba: - Aveti prezervative? - In primul rand, ii raspunde farmacista enervata... prezervativele nu sunt pentru copii si in al doilea rand sa-i spui lui taticu sa vina singur sa si le cumpere pentru ca sunt de diferite marimi! Bula: - In primul rand prezervativele nu sunt pentru copii ci sunt impotriva copiilor si in al doilea rand nu o sa-i spun nimic lui tata pentru ca sunt pentru mama.....care va pleca la statiune si marimea inca nu o stie! ...
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29-07-06, 05:53
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
a just married couple rides on the back of their horse, to their new house
after a while horsie gets tired and fells down to the ground. The man takes his gun, points it to the horse and sais:
THAT'S ONCE
horsie gets scared jumps back on his feet and they keep on going. but once again the horse gets tired after a while and fells to the ground. the man takes his gun again points it to the horse and sais:
THAT'S TWICE
horsie gets scared jumps on his feet and they continue their trip but not for long as he gets tired again and fells down to the ground. the man takes his gun points it to the horse and sais:
THAT'S THIRD and kills the horse
his angry wife:
oh my god! you are out of your mind!!! what's wrong with u? are u crazy? why did u have to kill the horse? don't u know we still have a long way home? oh my god ! i can't belive this! i cant't believe you have done such a thing! bla bla bla...
the man look at his wife he takes his gun points it to her and sais:
THAT'S ONCE !!!
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29-07-06, 10:39
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#959
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
1. La Ion si Maria vine un cuplu francez in vizita.
Maria se uita pe gaura cheii la francezi in camera si o vede pe frantuzoaica dindu-i cu bikini pe la nas francezului .
Maria, in gindu ei.
-Ce ar fi sa-i fac si eu asa lui ion cu gogosarii mei.
Intra tiptil in camera lui Ion.Asta doarme. Isi scoate gogosarii si ii da pe la nas lui Ion. La care ion
-FA, MARIE, ADU PUSCA CA IAR AU VENIT DIHORII AIA...
2. In noaptea nuntii, Maria il intreaba pe Ion : Darling, mai poti ? Ion: Da, darling......Dimineata il intreaba din nou : Darling, mai poti ? Ion : Nu, dar ling.
3. vine ion de la munca, obosit, murdar,cu foamea-n gat, vai steaua lui.Stiga la Maria:
- Nevasta, fa ceva sa manc!
Maria
- Aaaa, la ora asta?(iritata la culme) Daca iti fierb un ou e bine?
Ion - Auzi fa, eu daca iti fierb o tata, e bine?
4. Un american intra intr-o carciuma si se recomanda:
-John Cuncoy!
La care si Ion se recomanda:
-Ion cu amandoua!
5. Dimineata Ion se duce sa faca dus si incepe sa si faca laba.
Maria vine si il surprinde:
-Bine ma, Ioane, eu femeie faina, in putere si tu dai la laba?
_Auzi tu, Marie, nu-i treaba ta cu ce viteza ma spal eu pe p***....
6. Ion si Maria facand amor.
La un moment dat Maria: Mai Ioane, mai, vine ORGASMU'
Ion: Taci fai, Marie ca ma disturbi...
Maria mult mai convinsa: Mai Ioane, mai, vine ORGASMU'
Ion disperat: Taci fai, Marie din gura, ca nu mai am chef dupa aia
Maria urland: Mai Ioane mai, vine ORGASMU'
Ion ridicandu-se dupa Maria, nervos: Fa, Marie. EU CAND F*T NU VINE NIMENI...!!!
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31-07-06, 12:06
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