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Old 08-05-06, 09:37   #796
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uitativa ce viteza prinde mingea
ca un magnet spre cos

Loooool super misto... asta chiar stia sa joace baschet
Nu stiu parca asa aruncam si eu
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Old 08-05-06, 13:39   #797
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Alex2fast4u, eu stiu varianta in engleza, care e mult mai criminala... dar fiindca mi-ai luat-o tu inainte... nu o mai pot pune
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Old 08-05-06, 15:47   #798
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Nexus.. baga mare.. nu conteaza... mai radem odata shi in engleza ce dreq...
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Old 08-05-06, 15:54   #799
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Urmariti copilul de pe margine.. shi apoi mingea... restul e surpriza.. :P
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Old 08-05-06, 19:36   #800
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.....tare tipu .....
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Old 09-05-06, 01:47   #801
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Funny...dar ooouuuuch!!
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Old 09-05-06, 02:59   #802
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http://www.break.com/index/evolutiondance.html

evolutia dansului .. super tare danseaza gagiu ... asta e un MUST SEE .. !!!
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Old 09-05-06, 06:42   #803
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uitativa aicea gluma facuta de david blayne
super tare
tre sa fi si un pic nebun
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Old 09-05-06, 11:27   #804
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omu' e nebun dar bun in ceea ce face.....
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Old 09-05-06, 14:50   #805
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Back by po****r demand, gluma in engleza. Acuma radeti:

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)
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Old 09-05-06, 14:52   #806
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De ce sunt atatea gropi pe strazi, in english:

A guy stopped at a local gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. The other man came along behind him and filled in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind filling in the hole. The men worked right past the guy with the soft drink and went on down the road.
"I can't stand this," said the man tossing the can into a trash container and heading down the road toward the men.
"Hold it, hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here with all this digging and refilling?"
"Well, we work for the government and we're just dong our job," one of the men said.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?"
"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow.
"Normally there's three of us: me, Elmer and Leroy. I dig the hole, Elmer sticks in the tree and Leroy, here, puts the dirt back. Now just because Elmer's sick, that don't mean that Leroy and me can't work."
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Old 09-05-06, 14:53   #807
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Ca o chestie ciudata: la primul banc postat de mine, este un cuvant cenzurat automat de catre forum. Acel cuvant este : p o p u l a r. wtf?
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Old 09-05-06, 15:12   #808
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uita-te mai bine si vei vedea ca numai un alt cuvant din 4 litere inclus in exemplul tau este cenzurat.
got it?
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Old 09-05-06, 16:03   #809
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Ce sistem avansat de detectie mai au si astia... Daca tineam neaparat sa injur scriam u i t e __a s a, __c a__o r i c u m__i n t e l e g e__l u m e a. __N u ?
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Old 09-05-06, 18:29   #810
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mey e tare bancu` shi in engleza.. chiar mai bun... "It`s hot down here" ... ) )
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