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28-06-06, 13:15
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NoSpeedLimit Romania Club Member
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
dacia V8  tare...scuze pt calitatea slaba a filmuletelor...eu le-am vazut cu quick time player
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28-06-06, 17:51
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#917
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Purtator cuvant SUN RACERS
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
si ce se intampla acollp ? cutremur pe orizontala ?
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28-06-06, 19:51
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#918
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
check these out
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28-06-06, 20:44
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#919
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NoSpeedLimit Romania Club Member
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Posts: 1,596
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
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Originally Posted by sil4tuning
si ce se intampla acollp ? cutremur pe orizontala ?
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nu eu ambalam masina si altcnv impingea de ea
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28-06-06, 23:56
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#920
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NoSpeedLimit Romania Club Member
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Posts: 1,596
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
speeder...la aia cu cv super mishto...pe bune de nu ma doare pe mine...si am o senzatie nashpa...parka ma lovea aia pe mine...ouck...nashpa rau...ce masochist
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29-06-06, 00:36
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#921
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Opel Driver
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 6,269
Member of: [Opel] [Colectionar Machete]
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
speeder ... la naiba cu copertile alea ...  )
nu e de glumit cu ele ... poti sa mori daca te uiti prea des la asa ceva
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29-06-06, 16:16
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#922
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Hyundai Driver
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 449
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
Perle culese de la Academia Trupelor de Uscat - SIBIU 1992-1996
Sa nu mai prind picior de student cu mainile in buzunare!
O mana criminala a dat cu piciorul in chiuveta.
Dati-mi o bara metalica din lemn.
Ce te uiti asa la mine ca la un bou? Ce, ori nu-i asa?
Am sa va tin cu ochii in soare pana la 12 noaptea.
Daca ti se intampla sa cazi de pe transportor ori mori ori ramai
prost. Eu am cazut de 3 ori.
Fa-mi o lista cu el.
Cand plecati acasa sa nu uitati vreo bricheta aprinsa in dulapuri.
Sa nu va dati jos din mersul trenurilor.
Va doare mana sa bateti 3 pasi de defilare?
Impartiti suprafata in 3 jumatati egale.
Lipeste calcaiele pe langa corp.
Jumatate din batalion stia ca este adunare numai tu nu.
Bai rahatilor, daca vin la voi va mananc !
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30-06-06, 00:04
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#923
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Mercedes Driver
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 618
Member of: [4 Speed Squad] [MERCEDES]
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to
putta 5 people inna Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it iss illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four!" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro iss chust ze name of ze automobile!" the German says
incredulously. "Look at ze dam papers - ze car iss designed to karry 5
persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one on mee-a!" replies the Italian customs
official "Quattro meansa four! You hava 5 people inna your car, anna you
are therefore breakinga the law."
"You idiot!" the German shouts "Call your supervisor, I vont to speak to
someone wit more intelligence!"
"Sorry," replies the Italian, "he issa busy with da 2 guys inna Fiat
Uno."
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30-06-06, 00:08
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#924
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Posts: 3,232
Member of: [Moderators] [Crazy Drivers]
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
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Originally Posted by EMaiL
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to
putta 5 people inna Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it iss illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four!" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro iss chust ze name of ze automobile!" the German says
incredulously. "Look at ze dam papers - ze car iss designed to karry 5
persons."
"You can'ta pulla thata one on mee-a!" replies the Italian customs
official "Quattro meansa four! You hava 5 people inna your car, anna you
are therefore breakinga the law."
"You idiot!" the German shouts "Call your supervisor, I vont to speak to
someone wit more intelligence!"
"Sorry," replies the Italian, "he issa busy with da 2 guys inna Fiat
Uno."
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trebuia sa`l pui in varianta romaneasca macar
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30-06-06, 22:45
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#925
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
Sf. Petru si Dumnezeu stateau de vorba in gradina Raiului.
La care Sf. Petru zice:
Doamne parca romanii astia au suferit prea mult anul acesta cu inundatiile, ce-ar fi sa-i lasi mai moale?
La care Dumnezeu: Au vrut marinar, acum le dau apa...
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01-07-06, 13:43
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#926
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Renault Driver
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 486
Member of: [RENAULT]
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
învatatoarea îi întreaba pe copii: - Trei vrabii stau pe o craca. Pe una o împuscam. Cîte ramîn atunci pe craca? - Nici una, pentru ca celalalte îsi iau zborul. - Matematic nu este corect, Gigele, dar îti apreciez totusi logica. - Doamna învatatoare! As dori sa întreb si eu ceva: trei femei manînca înghetata pe strada. Una o musca, una o linge iar cealalta o suge. Care dintre ele este casatorita? Învatatoarea se gîndeste. - Cea care o suge. - Din pacate nu, ci cea care poarta verigheta, dar va apreciez totusi logica
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01-07-06, 19:41
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2 Roti
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 8,063
Member of: [Super Moderators] [Observator 4tuning] [PARTICIPANT CURSE] [DACIA] [Echipa de sprijin] [2 Roti]
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gaby B
Perle culese de la Academia Trupelor de Uscat - SIBIU 1992-1996
Sa nu mai prind picior de student cu mainile in buzunare!
O mana criminala a dat cu piciorul in chiuveta.
Dati-mi o bara metalica din lemn.
Ce te uiti asa la mine ca la un bou? Ce, ori nu-i asa?
Am sa va tin cu ochii in soare pana la 12 noaptea.
Daca ti se intampla sa cazi de pe transportor ori mori ori ramai
prost. Eu am cazut de 3 ori.
Fa-mi o lista cu el.
Cand plecati acasa sa nu uitati vreo bricheta aprinsa in dulapuri.
Sa nu va dati jos din mersul trenurilor.
Va doare mana sa bateti 3 pasi de defilare?
Impartiti suprafata in 3 jumatati egale.
Lipeste calcaiele pe langa corp.
Jumatate din batalion stia ca este adunare numai tu nu.
Bai rahatilor, daca vin la voi va mananc !
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mishtooooooooooooooo
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03-07-06, 21:13
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#928
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Purtator cuvant SUN RACERS
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,846
Member of: [Sun Racers] [Opel]
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
tinetiva bine .....eu si cu un amic caterinca tarzie pe mess
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stancu: canon
stancu:
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stancu: )+)))))))))))))))))
stancu: to in scara)
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rssilviu: daaaa
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rssilviu: FI ANTENA
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rssilviu: SA FACI DRIFT PE CABLU UTP
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rssilviu:
stancu: ma driftuiesc in cutia de chibrit
stancu: sa fac un pic de scantei
rssilviu:
stancu: sa fac un pic de scantei
rssilviu:
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rssilviu: JOS
rssilviu: NUMAI STIU NCI EU
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stancu: yo o sa-i pun un buton la masina sa-i dau refresh dak ma loivesc
rssilviu:
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rssilviu: da fi antena
rssilviu:
stancu: sa ma puna in mijl soselei
rssilviu: DRIFT PE FOAIE A 3
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stancu: cu audi a 4))))))
rssilviu:
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stancu: plm pe un a3 nu incape a 4
rssilviu:
rssilviu: INCAPE A3 PE A3
rssilviu:
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stancu: dar pe a 4
rssilviu: A8 NICI VORBA
stancu: un a 3====)))))))))))))))))))))))
rssilviu:
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rssilviu:
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stancu: facem drift pe copiutza la bac
stancu: in buzunaru lu apostol
stancu: sa-i vibreze captuseala
rssilviu:
stancu: )+)))
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rssilviu: d=
rssilviu:
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stancu: yo cred k plec un pic cu SuperNova pana in spatiu si ma intorc IN pamant sa fac un cataclysm
stancu: sa infund toata africa
stancu: culmea driftului: sa te invarti in patrat
rssilviu:
stancu: gata yo iau breic
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03-07-06, 21:23
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#929
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2 Roti
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Posts: 8,063
Member of: [Super Moderators] [Observator 4tuning] [PARTICIPANT CURSE] [DACIA] [Echipa de sprijin] [2 Roti]
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Re: Bancuri / Glume / Amuzament
trebuia sa-l pui la tot ce nu poate fii incadrat la logo-uri si discutzii funny
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oricum  .. suntetzi cu capu`
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