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Old 12-05-06, 20:57   #826
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da mic mai e tico ala )
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Old 12-05-06, 21:21   #827
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Într-o searã, un individ se întoarce de la serviciu ostenit Plin de obidã, constatã cã nu functiona nici lumina pe scara blocului în care locuia. . Din întuneric se face auzitã o voce femininã: "Fiti amabil, nu aveti cumva un foc?" Tipul evalueazã rapid situatia si, însufletit de o idee, rãspunde: "Ba da. Desigur. Cu o singurã conditie însã: facem sex oral. Da?" Nu foarte încântatã, vocea femininã acceptã: "Mda, dar prima datã vreau sã vad focul." Tipul îi dã o brichetã cu care respectiva îsi aprinde o tigarã. cei doi încep actiunea planificatã. Surprizã însã, lumina pe scarã se aprinde pe neasteptate. tipa,ridicându-si privirea, nu-si poate stãpâni un strigãt: "A, tatã, tu erai?" Taicã-sãu: "Amalia! Tu fumezi?!"
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Old 13-05-06, 09:50   #828
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loool

Dar oare chiar 350 de cai are Q7 3.0 TDI?
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Old 14-05-06, 01:54   #829
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Cre'k asta e cea mai tare masinuta de jucarie...e prea tare faza...
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Old 14-05-06, 02:17   #830
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Chiar imi place melodia asta...
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Old 14-05-06, 02:26   #831
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sorry pt posturile mele multe da filmul asta e mult prea tare.....!!!!!!!
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Old 14-05-06, 04:03   #832
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Inca o faza....asta e deja ultra-giga-mega tare...
Auzi.....ce e pana in 20 de ani gratis......)))))))))
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Old 14-05-06, 18:39   #833
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Sper sa se vada k lumea...
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Old 14-05-06, 21:47   #834
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Chiar imi place melodia asta...
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cred ca aia erau surzi altfel nu imi explic chum poa sa cante fara sa se incurce
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Old 14-05-06, 22:44   #835
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Va dati seama ce soc o fi avut femeia... [/Q

foarte tare frate....
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Old 15-05-06, 12:32   #836
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ideea e k el a ramas fara coae, ea a paralizat si erau suparati k they cannot f**k. Nu tre sa intelegeti c se zice, uitati-va la reactia moderatorului
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Old 15-05-06, 21:42   #837
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ideea e k el a ramas fara coae, ea a paralizat si erau suparati k they cannot f**k. Nu tre sa intelegeti c se zice, uitati-va la reactia moderatorului

deci e criminal shaw cum rade .. avetzi traducerea mai jos pe pagina aia
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Old 18-05-06, 00:18   #838
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Scufita Rosie se plimba prin padure si se īntālneste cu Lupu. Zice Lupul: -Scufita Rosie, hai sa ne jucam de-a ursuletii. -Vai, ce frumos. Hai sa ne jucam. Cum e jocul asta? -E simplu. Tu īmi sugi p00la si eu mormai de placere...hahahahaha cat am putut rade la bancu' asta
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Old 18-05-06, 08:27   #839
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Old 18-05-06, 12:00   #840
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suna telefonul intr-o casa .....si raspunde un tzigan :"hhhalo" la receptor se aude o voce :"Familia Popescu ????", la care tziganu nostru:"nu shtiu mancati-as ca abia am intrat"
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