Girls' English :
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
\"It's your decision\" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
\"Do what u want\" = You'll pay 4 this later!
\"We need to talk\" = I need to bitch.
\"Sure......Go ahead\" = I don't want you too.
\"I'm not upset\" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
\"How much do u love me?\" = I did something today your not goin' to like me 4.
\"Is my butt fat?\" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
\"You have to learn to communicate!\" = Just agree with me.
\"Are you listening to me?\" = Too late, you're dead!
Guys' English
\"I'm hungry\" = I'm hungry
\"I'm sleepy\" = I'm sleepy
\"I'm tired \" = I'm tired
\"Do you want to go to a movie?\" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
\"Can I take you to dinner?\" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
\"Can I call you sometime?\" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
\"May I have this dance?\" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
\"Nice dress\" = Nice cleavage.
\"You look tensed, let me give you a massage\" = I want to fondle you.
\"What's wrong? \" = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
\"What's wrong?\" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
\"I'm bored\" = Do you want to have sex?
\"I love you\" = Let's have sex right now.
\"I love you too\" = Okay i said it. We'd better have sex now!
\"Let's talk\" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
\"Will you marry me?\" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.
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That definitely says it all, doesn't it?