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Femei Rele, bune, guralive, tacute, etc. Cum ar arata masinile si motoarele daca nu ar fi scoase in evidenta de femei?

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Masina 298 73.95%
Femeia 105 26.05%
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Old 06-06-06, 21:10   #241
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.....nui asa in general kam ai idee de ce are draci sa stii mai ales dak te trezesti dimineatza cu ea .....
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Old 06-06-06, 21:23   #242
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ery dar barem la masina stii ce are si ce trebuie facut: bani,mecanici! dar la femeie draq stie dc se trezeste ea cu susu' in jos


Pai din contra...femeia o mai indulcesti...faci tu pe draq in patru...da masina...doar nu esti handicapat sa incepi sa te rogi de ea prin pracare..."Hai porneste...hai te rog frumos...hai..."
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Old 06-06-06, 21:31   #243
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hmmz ...acum serios: CRezi ca numai in filme auzi" come on baby plz dontz die now...SHET SHET SHET " si in realitate sunt unii care se impart in 2 categori: 1 " hai mai porneste ce ai..." alitnari plm eu chiar am auzit alintari mumoase
2 injuraturi,picioare in usa,pumni in bord

oricum ai si tu dreptate cu indulcitu,dar nu la toate merg.... important e sa n-o lasi impace pe femeie cu toate ca e f nervoasa...s-o enervezi mai tare pana incepe si rade singura nush daca m-am facut inteles ,eu unu pricep ce am scris
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Old 08-06-06, 13:00   #244
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dap... a mea masina a binevoit sa-mi faca ieri figuri...
n-am injurat-o
nici n-am inceput s-o rog frumos
mi-am bagat picioarele si am cautat cauza
si in 5 min am gasit-o...
ei ia incearca asta si cu o fata...
2 saptamani nu-i intri in gratii
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Old 15-06-06, 12:52   #245
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Aleg fara clipire femeia..dar nu o parasuta.

Cat despre masina...eu vorbesc cu ea, o alint, etc...uneori cadn sunt cu prietena mai imi spune in gluma, "ma dar o alinti mai frumos decat pe mine", si eu i-o tai repede "cu ea sunt impreuna din 96 cu tine nu am nici un an" .

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Old 15-06-06, 12:56   #246
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eu ....... dintre barbat si masina .... aleg .............................. banii )))) (glumesc)
acum sincer mi se pare cam aiurea topicul asta ..... si daca voi comparati femeia cu un OBIECT inseamna k asa ne priviti si pe noi .... k pe niste obiecte ....naspa ..... ce soarta avem si noi saracele ):P:P
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Old 15-06-06, 14:26   #247
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mey mey mey lupul moralist
nu va considera nimeni obiecte, stii f bine...
era vorba d a compara doua obsesii permanente, care e mai puternica si de ce
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Old 15-06-06, 15:57   #248
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eu zic k v-ar fi prea greu sa va hotarati dk ar fi s alegeti
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Old 15-06-06, 17:47   #249
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aleg masina pt k ea imi aduce si femeia, aici nu mi-ar fi greu sa aleg...
dar.. .dak as iubi femeia intr-adevar...
hmmm... atunci renunt in secunda zero la masina dak trebuie s-o fac pentru ea..., dar asta.. doar pentru.. EA si pentru nimeni altcineva...
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Old 15-06-06, 22:19   #250
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EA nu ti-ar cere niciodata sa renunti la masina ta!!!Altfel nu ar fi EA...
apoi parerea mea e k dependenta d masina este psihica...indiferent k e vb d un barbat sau de o femeie.Masina aia o/il face o personalitate intreaga...daca tre sa renunte la ea,renunta la o parte din el/ea...iar asta duce la probleme cu nervii
Pun altfel problema...am un baietel d 3 ani jumate... normal, il iubesc la nebunie...noi impreuna in masina...imi dau seama k e buba,nervi la max,dau cu telu d bord,k mecanicu' iara nu ridica,copilu' urla,io si mai tare...calc rpd,daca il duc acasa,si dupa aia ma duc sa rezolv masina,am toate sansele s-o f..t d tot,so ata catre cel mai apropiat prieten priceput,copilului explicat k acum nu-i momentu sa ma scoata din minti...treaba rezolvata in juma' d ora...
Rezultat:masina ok=mama fericita=copil bine dispus...asa k nu cred k am gresit cind am pus masina in fata copilului la faza aceea...dar poate k intr-adevar is "loca" si eu putin...
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Old 17-06-06, 14:28   #251
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esti tu sigur, dar ai dreptate
mai putin la fazacu EA... nu stii niciodata in ce imprejurari esti pus sa alegi...
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Old 17-06-06, 17:41   #252
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am citit...nu chiar tot ...
si am votat ..la ce m-am gandit prima data .
am votat masina ..glumesc....femeia ..inca n-a ajuns masina la stadiu de a-mi suci mintile...mai rau decat femeia
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Old 17-06-06, 17:42   #253
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mda ... daor ca uneori femeia iti suceste mintile in sensu` bun ... alteori ... in sensu` rau de tot ...
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Old 18-06-06, 16:50   #254
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esti tu sigur, dar ai dreptate
mai putin la fazacu EA... nu stii niciodata in ce imprejurari esti pus sa alegi...
...da,pot sa-mi imaginez anumite cazuri,cind este explicalpila..dar in mod normal pornesc d la mine,si eu n-as putea sa ma impac cu ideea ,ca cineva sa renunte ptr mine la ceva care il face exact omul de care m-am indragostit...
...si asta e farmecul masinii!!!Ea iti poate suci mintile doar intr-un singur fel.. ,nelasind loc d interpretari...
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Old 18-06-06, 20:33   #255
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mda ... daor ca uneori femeia iti suceste mintile in sensu` bun ... alteori ... in sensu` rau de tot ...
Am patit-o!!!!Eu am renuntat la Raliul Brasovului si la un salon auto doar k sa o vad pe ex.Si acum imi dau cu pumnii in cap!
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