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Old 02-07-09, 09:52   #1261
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Lucrare de licenta

Iepurasul isi facea lucrarea de licenta / masterat.
Curioasa, vulpea, trecand prin zona, il intreaba:
- Ce faci iepurasule, despre ce scrii tu acolo...
- Am inceput lucrarea de cercetare despre cum este mancata vulpea de catre iepuras...
- Ha, ha, ha... pai cum o sa manace un amarat de iepuras o vulpe, poate invers....
- Cercetare stiinfica vulpeo, daca nu crezi te astept deseara la vizuina...
Dimineata, padurea uimita de mirare.... in fata vizuinei pielea vulpei era intinsa la uscat....
Curios lupul, apare si el la iepuras si il intreaba:
- Despre ce scrii tu acolo iepurasule?
- Sunt la cercetarea propriu-zisa din lucrarea de licenta, studiez cum e mancat lupul de catre iepuras...
- Ha, ha, ha... cum o sa manance un amarat ca tine un lup mare si tare ca mine?
- Asta e cercetare stiintifica serioasa, daca nu crezi ne vedem deseara la viziuna...
Dimineata stupoare mare in toata padurea... pielea lupului era intinsa la uscat langa cea a vulpii...
Nemairezistand, ursul o apuca si el spre iepuras si il intreaba:
- Despre ce mai scrii tu acolo iepurasule?
- Sunt deja la concluziile cercetarii in care demonstrez cum e mancat ursul de catre iepuras...
- Ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho... ce tot spui pricajitule....cum sa manance un mititel ca tine un urs mare ca mine?
- Nu crezi? Aceasta este o cercetare stiintifica, nu e o gluma, vino deseara la vizuina si ai sa te convingi...
In dimineata urmatoare toata padurea era socata...pielea ursului era intinsa la uscat langa cea a lupului si
cea a vulpii...
Dupa cateva ore, cand lighioanele padurii se raspandisera care incotro, razand, iepurasul iesi din vizuina de
gat cu leul care ii spuse:
- Ai vazut iepurasule? Ce iti spuneam eu? Tema nu conteaza, ci coordonatorul...
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Old 02-07-09, 14:57   #1262
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am trait sa o vad si pe asta... poate pe unii ii va distra, pe mine m-a lasat masca https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO26tmL-_gE
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Old 02-07-09, 15:10   #1263
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La inchisoare erau 3 detinuti:
un zoofil,un masochist si inca unu....
zoofilul zice:ahh ce pofta mi-e de o pisica,daca as avea o pisica as faceo sa urle de numa,as f***o cum as stii eu mai bine...
masochistul zice: ahhh si eu daca as avea o pisicuta as face-o sa scheaune de durere...as face s*x cu ea si as face-o sa ma tina minte
ultimul detinut zice: MIAUUU ))
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Old 02-07-09, 17:11   #1264
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am trait sa o vad si pe asta... poate pe unii ii va distra, pe mine m-a lasat masca https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO26tmL-_gE
asa vor arata super masinile viitorului.fie tata nano fie asa ceva.depinde de finante.
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Old 02-07-09, 21:24   #1265
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am trait sa o vad si pe asta... poate pe unii ii va distra, pe mine m-a lasat masca https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO26tmL-_gE
Mda fara cuvinte, totusi as avea ceva de adaugat:
"Se pare ca va fi produsa in serie si va fi o serie limitata de doar 6 buc la un pret foarte limitat de doar 1.3 milioane Euro."
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Old 02-07-09, 23:07   #1266
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daca arata ca veyron nu poate avea pret de sandero si cu siguranta costa mult mai mult decat atat producerea ei.
e promovarea imaginii in joc, ca vin puternic din spate japonezii, americanii sunt deja pe nicaieri, noroc cu Dacia ca lanseaza si ei un SUV.
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Old 03-07-09, 12:33   #1267
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Sa rade-ti si voi ca eu m-am cracanat de ras
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P.S. uni poate cunosc unele masinii prezentate una chiar e foarte cunoscuta celor pasionatii din Hd
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Old 03-07-09, 13:47   #1268
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asta m-a pus in fund de ras
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Old 04-07-09, 14:15   #1269
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Old 04-07-09, 14:34   #1270
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A mai fost pus de spike, 5 pagini in spate da' nu-i bai ...e prea tare tipu asa ca ne mai uitam odata

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inca stau si ma minunez.....super meserias si Ken Block,dar nici cel care a montat nu se lasa mai prejos.
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Old 05-07-09, 20:48   #1271
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no comment la poza asta
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Old 06-07-09, 16:48   #1272
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Default Dar aici se mai poate comenta?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGMI3...eature=channel

Iar aici am fost surprins si eu in trafic de niste amici si postat pe net.

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Old 06-07-09, 21:00   #1273
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Te inseli ondine eu eram alauitate la jante
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Old 07-07-09, 09:03   #1274
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Pai ai uitat ca mi le-ai dat ca sa vad cum se simt pe masina, daca se potrivesc, alea alea?
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Old 08-07-09, 00:45   #1275
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uite si pisica lu dadi cand era galbena si nu neagra ca acuma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmRTGRbrATs Fila Love that pussy cat
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