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Old 13-12-10, 09:22   #2266
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La o scoala in Cluj invatatoarea de la clasa a doua vine dupa pauza mare si ii intreaba pe copii:
- Ce ati facut in pauza ?
Gigel, care era mai rasarit, ridica mina :
- Eu m-am jucat in cutia cu nisip.
Invatatoarea, ca sa dea un exemplu ce bine este sa inveti bine si constant, spune:
- Bravo Gigel, daca scrii frumos pe tabla fara greseala cuvintul nisip, poti pleca azi cu doua ore mai repede acasa.
Gigel merge la tabla si scrie frumos si caligrafic cuvintul NISIP fara greseala.
- Bravo Gigel, poti sa pleci azi cu doua ore mai repede acasa - spune invatatoarea.
Acuma se intoarce invatatoarea catre Petrica si il intreaba:
- Tu Petrica, ce ai facut in pauza ?
- Eu m-am jucat cu Gigel in cutia cu nisip !
- Perfect, daca scrii frumos pe tabla cuvintul cutie poti pleca si tu cu doua ore mai repede acasa.
Merge si Petrica la tabla si scrie frumos si ingrijit cuvintul CUTIE absolut fara greseala.
- Bravo Petrica, si tu poti pleca astazi cu doua ore mai repede acasa.
Intr-un sfirsit se intoarce invatatoarea catre Janos, si il intreaba si pe el:
- Tu Janos ce ai facut in pauza ?
- Eu vrut joci si el la baietii cu nisip, dar ei nu fost draguti la Janos si spune: "mergi in p... mea de bozgor"
- Vai, dar asta este o discriminare a unor minoritati nationale cu coinfluente negative asupra psihicului unui copil !!!
Uite, daca scrii frumos pe tabla "discriminare a unor minoritati nationale cu coinfluente negative asupra psihicului unui copil", poti si tu sa pleci cu doua ore mai repede acasa.
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Old 14-12-10, 20:46   #2267
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Diferenta intre paste si craciun
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Old 14-12-10, 20:56   #2268
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Diferenta intre paste si craciun
doamne iartama
pai astia tin post merg saptamanal la Biserica dar nu stiu ce e aia craciun si paste
ei merg la biserica ca asa e moda la tara)
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Old 15-12-10, 10:03   #2269
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Old 15-12-10, 15:43   #2270
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Old 15-12-10, 20:11   #2272
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Un calator ajunge la hanul "Gheorghe si Balaurul".
Bate la usa , usa se întredeschide si o femeie îl întreaba:
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- As dori sa înnoptez la han si daca ati avea si o farfurie cu mâncare...
- Nu avem! Si i se trânteste usa în nas.
...Bate din nou la usa , usa se întredeschide si aceeasi femeie îl întreaba:
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- N-as putea sa vorbesc si cu Gheorghe?...
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Old 16-12-10, 16:26   #2273
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Old 17-12-10, 23:07   #2275
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An arabian calls the airport:
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast !
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