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Old 14-07-08, 18:02   #61
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da aia numai lanturi de aoleo viseaza ?
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Old 14-07-08, 18:27   #62
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revine ) MaRiNa (7/14/2008 6:09:25 PM): vreau si eu un msj p cosmote plss multt(

Zilnic da mass vreau si eu un msj p cosmote/orange
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Old 16-07-08, 22:33   #63
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revine ) MaRiNa (7/14/2008 6:09:25 PM): vreau si eu un msj p cosmote plss multt(

Zilnic da mass vreau si eu un msj p cosmote/orange
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Old 17-07-08, 00:50   #64
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Eu se pare ca voi fi partial offtopic, dar nu m-am putut abtine sa nu postez massul care l-am primit azi:

DRAGI OBSEDATI DE MASSURI CITITI SI INVATATI --> Aviz pentru amatorii de massuri: 1. Directorul de la Yahoo nu inchide Yahoo-ul ... nu'i atat de prost 2. Nu e nici un copil cu grupa sanguina abcxyz care moare de plictiseala acuta in Koreea comunista... 3. Nu iti apare iubirea adevarata pe monitor daca restartezi de 5 ori compu, sari de 3 ori pe geam si iti omori toata familia cu o surubelnitza 4. Rugam toti amatorii de mass sa fie dragutzi si sa se sinucida, sau sa roage pe cineva sa ii execute... Multumim, Directia anti-tembelism (da mai departe dak esti de acord cu mine)

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Old 26-07-08, 23:29   #65
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Default POSTATI cele mai idioate MASS primite !!

Nu suport massurile care au ca destinatie 1 singura persoana(si aceea nu sunt eu,logic) si nici persoanele care sufera de importanta si spera sa fie bagate in seama dupa un mass de genul "sall all" sau "buna"(la toata lista!).
Uneori mai raspundeam la acest fel de "buna"(nestiind ca e mass) si primeam replica la 5minute..... urmate de IGNORE!
Au inceput sa ma streseze pana si aia ce trimit toata ziua bancuri....deja le stiu pe toate! JUR!
In rest am prieteni care dau mass cu "am nevoie de....", "cumpar............", "de vanzare.........." (IN GERNERAL E VORBA DE PIESE)... si le fac legatura
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Old 26-07-08, 23:58   #66
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JOINTU` Mondialu: in stil arabesc si cu talent turcesc arfemondiale si stiluri stralucitoare fac poze in orient si rime in occident


JOINTU` Mondialu: da e adevatar sunt baiat cu eticheta....e adevarat toata lumea ma respecta e adevarat jointu e cu eticheta da e adevarat toata lumea il respecta daca ma lasi in desert nu am cum sa stau amanet am sa ma intorc in 3 zile cu A 6 dupa mine


JOINTU` Mondialu: si inima din piept as dao amanettt si zile cum prumut as lua pt iubirea taaaa.................de ce doamne mi-a fost scrisa o iubire interzisa...sufletu nar vrea sa piarda o fiinta asa de draga ..........


JOINTU` Mondialu: vreau si yo salam astazi e zi cu soare ...
JOINTU` Mondialu: neata all
JOINTU` Mondialu: ce m-am plictisit
JOINTU` Mondialu: am iesit noapte buna mass


JOINTU` Mondialu: cazinoooooooooooooo mancatear cainii eu am 8 puso si vecinii si singurel am ramas si-am facut la multi necaz cazino mancatear cainii eu am pus 8 si vecinii....si daca ma enervez las nevasta amanet

tipul cred ca este vreun talent nedescoperit...i-am dat ignore ca deja repeta acelasi mass de 3 ori pe zii...

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Old 27-07-08, 00:56   #67
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imi place alea.... " cat de tare ma iubesti ...? " si insirate vreo 10 dealea , sau iara alea...apasa de 10 ori pe tasta "f10" si iti va aparea numele persoanei iubite=))

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Old 27-07-08, 01:32   #68
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Daca,cunosti pe cineva bolnav de cancer, Ofer medicamente pt Cancer, GRATIS aduse din Canada! Tel: 0724747027... da acest mass mai departe sa facem un bine lam primit si eu


nu prea cred crek de 1 an il primesc mereu
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Old 27-07-08, 05:11   #69
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Daca,cunosti pe cineva bolnav de cancer, Ofer medicamente pt Cancer, GRATIS aduse din Canada! Tel: 0724747027... da acest mass mai departe sa facem un bine lam primit si eu


nu prea cred crek de 1 an il primesc mereu
cine stie ce otrava o fi

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Old 27-07-08, 18:39   #70
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las pozele sa vorbeasca
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Old 28-07-08, 15:02   #71
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las pozele sa vorbeasca
Eu o impuscam

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Old 28-07-08, 15:28   #72
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sincer nu doresc nici celui mai mare dusman...boli de astea....Nu il sterge te rog frumos citeste-l mai intai plss: Numele meu este Farcas Adriana am 17 de ani si sufar de o forma rara de leucemie singura mea sansa este un transplant de maduva fara transplant nu voi mai putea trai operatia costa 55.000 $ si familia mea a strans deja 32.000 $ si in cazul meu cei care se ocupa fundatia care ma va ajuta sa strang banii a incheiat o intelegere cu Yahoo si Aol si voi primi 0.01 cent pe fiecare mesaj dat mai departe ...te rog din to sufletul meu da mesajul mai edparte pentru ca si eu sa fiu la fel ca tine....hai sa nu ne zgarcim de la a da copy si paste la toata lista nu`ti ia decat 3 sec m@ss







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Old 28-07-08, 20:34   #73
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Pun si eu un mail da la una cica (dupa ce vezi doamne i-am raspuns )
scz nu stiu unde sa-l pun

Dearest Sweetheart, call me with this phone number any time (00-221-77-452-70-54 )

How are you doing today? it's great for me when i receive your mails and , please keep on with your good trust and never relent your efforts in helping me, How was your day? hope splendid, i wish i am there to enjoy with you the goodness of life, i want to come over there soonest.

My love, i will like to tell you some of my secret words but promise me that you will not let others to know about it. my late father and mother has account in the bank in senegal and they deposited a big amount of money in the bank and they used my name as the next of kin to the money.

so l have send mail to the bank and l have told them about the death of my late parent and they have known that my father is dead and the bank has to transfer my late ftaher money out of this country to any country ( $3.7 million dollars ) and l have the death certificate of my late father here with me and l also have the statement of account of my late father to show that the money is in the bank and that l am the next of kin to the money.

l have told the bank that l want to take the money which my late father deposited with them and they told me that l am a lady and that l am too young to handle such a big amount of money, then the bank told me to look for a good and responsible man who will stand on my behalf as my friend and trustee to transfer the money and l want you now as my friend to be my trustee to the money ok. so in my next mail to you then l will give to you the name of the bank and contact information of the bank so that you will contact the bank through email ok.

Darling, you have taken away my heart and my love is looking for you all over the globe, how i wish i am there with you sweetheart, i can't count the times i think about you a day, this is because i have natural love for you and i believe you will never disappoint me and abandon me here. I will be off now, while waiting to read from you soonest and kindly take good care of your self for me and have a nice day.

Honey please try to call me with my pastors no ( 00-221-77-452-70-54 ) and in my next mail i will like to give you the bank email address so that you can contact them ok.

Waiting to hear from you soonest darling.
Your's for ever in love
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Old 28-07-08, 20:35   #74
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las pozele sa vorbeasca
Ce tare ! La un moment dat zicea ea mai lasati-ma cu masurile voastra !!

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Old 28-07-08, 20:54   #75
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Pun si eu un mail da la una cica (dupa ce vezi doamne i-am raspuns )
I`auzi frate te`ai scos de 3,7 milioane

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