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Old 17-03-06, 07:29   #661
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Maria, la cules de cartofi impreuna cu vecina ei... Aceasta vede cum Maria se uita cu nostalgie la cartofi si la un moment dat o intreaba care este motivul.
-De cate ori ma uit la cartofii astia, imi amintesc de... o anumita parte a corpului sotului meu.
-Cum, la fel de mari le are?
-Nu, nu, nu... la fel de jegoase!

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Old 17-03-06, 10:08   #662
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se duce unu la o banca sa depuna niste bani .
- as dori sa depun niste cacati de bani in cacatul asta a vostru de banca, zise omul.
- domnule, cum iti permiti sa vorbesti asa , spuse casiera .il chem pe directorul bancii; acesta vine si il intreaba pe om care este problema.
- vreau sa depun niste cacati de bani in cacatul asta de banca.
- si despre ce suma e vorba ?
- un cacat de milion de dolari , zise omul.
- si, cum, curva asta nu vrea sa te serveasca ?
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Old 17-03-06, 10:23   #663
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doi oameni discuta in cuseta unui vagon de tren pentru a trece timpul mai repede. unul il intreaba pe celalalt :
- la voi persoana decedata se ingroapa cu preot ?
- da, zise celalalt, putin mirat.
- pentru ca la noi , preotul ramane afara .
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Old 17-03-06, 17:35   #664
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toate sint din romania.
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Old 17-03-06, 20:42   #665
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tare faza cu tonu...
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Old 18-03-06, 19:58   #666
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Asta cum vi se pare?
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Old 18-03-06, 22:53   #667
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posibil sa fi fost postate
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Old 21-03-06, 07:27   #668
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Capra cu trei iezi, varianta moderna.

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-Trei iezi cucuietzi, usa mamei descuietzi...
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-Sa ne pupi in funduletz, ca ne-am pus vizoruletz...!

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Old 21-03-06, 20:45   #669
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bula : mai mamaie imi dai si mie cu imprumut 100 de mii??
masa-mare : pana cand??
bula : pana nu-ti dau una ......
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Old 23-03-06, 11:58   #670
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Old 23-03-06, 12:04   #671
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Maria il striga pe Ion:

-Ioane,hai in casa,ca ploua!

-Lasa,stau afara,ca ploua si aici!
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Old 24-03-06, 14:10   #672
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sa va arat de ce blonda e BLONDA
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Old 24-03-06, 16:42   #673
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alta dulceata
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Old 24-03-06, 20:14   #674
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- Care a fost singurul barbat care a pus femeia la locul ei?
- Mesterul Manole...
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Old 27-03-06, 12:11   #675
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psycho te strang de gat !
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