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28-01-06, 11:49
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28-01-06, 13:03
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30-01-06, 13:55
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#588
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O banana si un vibrator intr`un sertar
Banana : E prima data pentru tine ??
Vibratorul : Nu
Banana : Pai si atunci de ce tremuri ca prostu` ??  )
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01-02-06, 16:13
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amuzament sau nu ? 
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03-02-06, 19:32
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Cativa vamesi sunt intrebati:
- Cat timp trebuie sa lucrati, ca sa va cumparati BMW?
Ucraineanul: - 5-6 luni...
Ungurul: - 2-3 luni...
Romanul: - Un an jumatate.
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Romanul: - BMW e totusi o companie foarte mare.......
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04-02-06, 15:28
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Un politist vine la serviciu in pielea goala. Superiorul il intreaba \"Ba, de ce ai venit in pielea goala la serviciu?\" la care gaborul relateaza urmatoarele: \"Dom'sef am fost cu nevasta-mea la o petrecere si am jucat jocuri de societate: S-au stins luminile si s-a zis \"doamnele sa se dezbrace\", s-au aprins si asa era. Dupa aceea s-au stins luminile si s-a auzit \"Domnii sa se
dezbrace\" si asa s-a intimplat. Dupa aceea s-a mai stins o data lumina si s-a auzit \"acum la treaba\".... ....Si, iata-ma...
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04-02-06, 17:36
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04-02-06, 23:42
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Re:
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Originally Posted by \"ZoliaT\"
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esti tzacanit zoliate :P
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05-02-06, 09:07
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Se facea ca se intalneau doi romanasi in deshert,unul era in dotare cu o sticla de apa rece iar cel de-al doilea cu o portiera de dacie.
Cel cu portiera: Doamne , ce faci mai cu o sticla de apa ?
Cel cu apa : Pai ... imi e cald ma racoresc...imi e sete beau , ce e asa neobisnuit,dar tu cu portiera aia de dacie?
Cel cu portiera: Pai daca imi e cald scot capul pe geam
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11-02-06, 19:47
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cine ar iesi cu ele doua ? sau in particular cu fiecare ?
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12-02-06, 19:05
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13-02-06, 01:27
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yeah babyyy
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14-02-06, 02:04
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poze marfa
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14-02-06, 03:10
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some pricelesss moments
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