Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list
P.S Eu rad si cand vad posturile mai vechi
