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Bancuri cu Chuck Norris
Jucand poker pe un site de afara si binenteles ca e si un chat acolo am vazut ca e o moda cu bancurile cu Chuck Norris,m-am terminat de ras ..cateva din ele
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, \"Bang!\" |
Super tari bancurile.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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ciudat,eu nu am gasit nimic nostim sau real.daca ziceai de ADRIAN NASTASE,si era confirmat de presa,mai mergea. :?: :?: :?: :?:
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bancuri pe naiba ... sunt niste fapte atestate de specialisti
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list Chuck Norris doesn’t cut his grass. He stands in his yard and dares it to grow Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The Grim reaper is just too afraid to tell him |
these are some jokes...we should ... ha ha ...
crap...nu e nimic nostim in ele ... chiar nu vad nimic amuzant... |
consider ca Chuck Norris este un cineva,fara a fi un STAR.nu stiu unde ai gasit chestiile celea FUNNY,eu pina acum nu am auzit nimic rau de el,in state chiar este considerat un idol.
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nu vi se pare funny, ata ete.. eu nu mai pot de ras :lol: gusturile nu se discuta
PS: norris e idol in state? mda, o fi si la noi sergiu nicolaescu sau mai stiu eu cine, dar sa nu generalizam.. sunt idoli in ochii unora si atat |
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People on America’s Most Wanted arn’t running from the law, they’re running from Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris and Superman have sex, guess which one’s the bitch? At the end of each week, Chuck Norris murders a dozen white people just to prove he isn’t a racist Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes Jesus is the only person in history who was not killed by Chuck Norris; when Chuck Norris kills someone, they stay dead No one shot 50 cent 9 times. 50 cent shot himself 9 times because Chuck Norris told him to do Chuck Norris doesn't need a Halloween costume. You WILL give him candy God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6 There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at KFC, and got one |
God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6
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doamne cat de tari sunt astea ... super adevarate =))
mai pune daca mai ai |
marfa rau :lol:
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absolut genial!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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