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Femei Rele, bune, guralive, tacute, etc. Cum ar arata masinile si motoarele daca nu ar fi scoase in evidenta de femei?

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Old 24-12-10, 13:04   #136
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Si, ultima: "Da' de ce nu raspunzi la telefon?!" - este ca daca stau pe veceu trebuie sa car telefonul dupa mine? Si daca sunt constipat vrei sa auzi si tu totul?
Exact asa mi s-a intamplat si mie, pana cand am luat telefonul cu mine, m-a sunat si cand m`a intrebat ce fac, i`am zis scurt si la obiect: "ma cac" .. si s-a suparat, ca de ce ii spun ei treburi dinastea
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Old 24-12-10, 13:14   #137
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Pai tu ii vorbesti cu sinceritate nu ascunzi nimic si tot ea se supara?))
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Old 24-12-10, 13:27   #138
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Pai da, cine le intelege
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Old 24-12-10, 13:34   #139
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Pai da, cine le intelege
Uneori nici ele nu se inteleg singure....
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Old 26-12-10, 19:10   #140
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da-mi bani (cu imprumut)
iesim maine seara ca asta seara are nu stiu ce treaba (vrajeli)
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Old 28-12-10, 02:13   #141
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ea: să vezi ce cacuţă am făcuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut....?!
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Old 28-12-10, 02:24   #142
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ea: să vezi ce cacuţă am făcuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut....?!
ba dute ba cu de astea de aici...
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Old 28-12-10, 02:33   #143
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ba dute ba cu de astea de aici...
LEŞIN DE RĀS
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Old 28-12-10, 02:35   #144
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"si ma lasi pe mine sa iti conduc masina inapoi acasa nu ?" ..... si adineauri intr-o discutie i`am specificat clar ca " ADOR SAMI CONDUC MASINA, NU IMI PLACE CAND MIO CONDUCE ALCINEVA,URASC SA LAS PE ALCINEVA SA MIO CONDUCA" .....si la intrebarea de mai sus .....e constienta ca nu prea poti zice "nu"
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Old 28-12-10, 02:38   #145
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ba eu nu stiu ce prietene ati avut voi...da's cam naspa fratilor =)))) no offence...cel putin aia cu cacutza cred ca daca o auzeam...ramaneam marcat pe viata...c sa mai...si din moment ce a postato e clar ca a auzito...
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Old 28-12-10, 02:46   #146
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omagad, nu cred ..
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Old 28-12-10, 03:23   #147
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Ba da parca vorbea de budinca de aia la pliculet, sa moara Dr. Oetkar.

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Old 28-12-10, 10:27   #148
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Old 28-12-10, 12:06   #149
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Imputita afacere...
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Old 28-12-10, 15:09   #150
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dragostea trece prin stomac ...alea alea .


mi sa acrit sa aud " te iubesc " doar de dragu de a zice
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