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Femei Rele, bune, guralive, tacute, etc. Cum ar arata masinile si motoarele daca nu ar fi scoase in evidenta de femei?

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Old 28-01-13, 20:44   #181
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Bune raspunsuri aleks )
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Old 31-01-13, 11:54   #182
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"Ti se pare ca m-am ingrasat"
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Old 02-02-13, 23:40   #183
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Curat capcane intrebarile astea
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Old 03-02-13, 14:32   #184
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Nu acolo , dincolo !
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Old 03-02-13, 19:10   #185
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Nu acolo , dincolo !

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Old 28-03-13, 20:29   #186
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Mai stai mult?
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Old 28-03-13, 20:34   #187
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"vin in 5 minute"
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Old 28-03-13, 21:35   #188
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EA: Te duci la magazin? Vreau si eu ceva bun!
EU: Ce anume?
EA: Nu stiu, ceva bun sa fie ...

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Old 28-03-13, 22:22   #189
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Daaaa si apoi urmeaza " da nu vroiam dastea..." ))
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Old 29-03-13, 13:18   #190
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Ce ma dispera pe mine, ii atunci cand o intreb ceva si ea raspunde "fa ce vrei". Fa, esti proasta la cap?! Daca faceam cum vroiam nu te mai intrebam.
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Old 29-03-13, 21:30   #191
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Ce ma dispera pe mine, ii atunci cand o intreb ceva si ea raspunde "fa ce vrei". Fa, esti proasta la cap?! Daca faceam cum vroiam nu te mai intrebam.
Cel mai urat e cand esti plecat in deplasare cu serviciul si vii o data pe luna acasa si atunci o gasesti in perioada delicata lunii.
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Old 29-03-13, 22:48   #192
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Cel mai urat e cand esti plecat in deplasare cu serviciul si vii o data pe luna acasa si atunci o gasesti in perioada delicata lunii.
Iti mananci nervii la treaba asta )
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Old 30-03-13, 22:42   #193
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Sau atunci cand facem ceva si ea spune pasional: "Mai adanc!!!"
In gandul meu ma opresc si-mi spun: "Sa stii ca chiar mai avea vro' juma' de p#la care o tineam blat exact pentru momentul asta..."
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Old 31-03-13, 12:52   #194
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Daca iti spune asta e cam nasol... aici ori este de vina burghiul ca e prea mic ori gaura ca e prea adanca.
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Old 31-03-13, 13:30   #195
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Vreau copii
Vreau sa ma casatoresc
Vreau cadouri ori flori de ziua mea
Vreau la shoping, punctul G al femei
Deci eu nu vreau sa aud nici in gluma chestiile astea. Le detest. Mii se face rau cind aud asa ceva : copii, casatorie, cadouri, shoping.
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