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Old 24-05-09, 10:38   #1126
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ii era rau probabil si la scos cu botul la aer
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Old 24-05-09, 11:21   #1127
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Pana de curent in Mall.
Patru persoane au ramas blocate in lift si o
blonda pe scara rulanta.

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-Unde te duci asa de dimineata cu bicicleta, bunico ?
- La cimitir, la bunicul.
- Si bicicleta cine o mai aduce inapoi ?

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Ce intelege un barbat prin a te ajuta la curatenie ?
- Sa-si ridice picioarele, ca sa poti da cu aspiratorul.

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Cum se definesc sentimentele contradictorii ?
-Daca iti vezi soacra in masina ta cea noua stand sa cada intr-o prapastie...

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Ai venit la tanc, bunico-zise nepotzelul deschizand usa - tata tocmai
spunea ca numai dumneata mai lipseai !

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Doua blonde speriate,blocate in lift,incep sa strige pe rand
- ajutooor. ...La un moment dat, una catre cealalta-hai sa strigam impreuna.
-Impreunaaaaa. ....

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Un tip este arestat si dus la politie pentru ca vindea elixirul nemuririi. La sectie, politistii afla ca individul nu numai ca pacaleste oamenii, dar e si un recidivist notoriu, fiind arestat din acelasi motiv si in 1823,1856,1928, 2002...

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- Doctore de cate ori imi beau cafeaua,ma doare ochiul drept.
- Nu-i nimic grav. Nu trebuie decat sa scoateti lingurita din ceasca
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Old 25-05-09, 18:40   #1128
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Vaallleeuuu inima mea asta-i masina de bulibasa, manca-ti-as
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Old 25-05-09, 20:16   #1129
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Hauleo manca-ti-as ce fain e V-ar asta de Bulibas
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Old 25-05-09, 21:04   #1130
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discutii interesante intre maestrii ai Y!M-ului

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Old 25-05-09, 21:59   #1131
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Hauleo manca-ti-as ce fain e V-ar asta de Bulibas
No da-o naibii ca daca si asta e fain inseamna ca ar trebui sa desfintam topicul de kitch tuning.
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Old 25-05-09, 22:10   #1132
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Ii fain ca-i M5! Motorul anului de 4 ani la rand, posibil sa-l ia si anul asta ca Audi someaza de prin 99 cand a castigat o singura data in glorioasa lui istorie cu un 2.5 tdi.
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Old 25-05-09, 22:12   #1133
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iarasi incepeti cu disputa ?
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Old 25-05-09, 22:22   #1134
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asta masina anului fratilor! asa motor fain are ca se opreste soferul si in mijlocul drumului european in intersectie sa il mai admire putin!
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Old 25-05-09, 22:25   #1135
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Ii fain ca-i M5! Motorul anului de 4 ani la rand, posibil sa-l ia si anul asta ca Audi someaza de prin 99 cand a castigat o singura data in glorioasa lui istorie cu un 2.5 tdi.
Gresit! O fi M5, pacat ca ii cea mai mare tiganeala exteriorul ala.
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Old 25-05-09, 22:27   #1136
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ondin pozele aleea in aceasi intersectie imi creaza niste nostalgii r27kul stie mai bine...
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Old 25-05-09, 22:28   #1137
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sa fim totusi corecti pentru impresia artistica primele 2 poze pe noapte merita toata lauda.
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Old 25-05-09, 22:29   #1138
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Exact aia vroiam sa scriu si eu, pacat de poze.
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Old 25-05-09, 22:29   #1139
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Gresit! O fi M5, pacat ca ii cea mai mare tiganeala exteriorul ala.
Punem pariu ca daca pui un RS6 pe langa asta de aur toate piz@$#e o sa faca poza cu BMW-u si o sa le urce pe hi5?
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Old 25-05-09, 22:31   #1140
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pai daca il are pe bling bling
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