27-11-07, 16:47
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Re: Diverse discutii
lt. comm. data: cpt. picard...
cpt. picard: go ahead mr. data
lt. comm. data: alien spacecraft detected
cpt. picard: open haling frequencies
lt. comm. data: signature not recognised and they do not respond to our haling
deanna troi: i sense it's a VAGaelian starship
lt. comm. data: cpt. picard they are opening some kind of auxiliary propulsion ports
deanna troi: i sense evil thoughts
cpt. picard: mr. worf communicate the status of our VTEC-matter resources
lt. comm. worf: VTEC generator fully operational, engaging standby state
cpt. picard: prepare to engage hyperluminic speed on my mark
lt. comm. data: cpt. picard are you sure? positive g-forces may cause some passengers to faint
cpt. picard: engage the VTEC alert and stay prepared
lt. comm. data: the VAGaelian ship is gaining speed!
deanna troi: captain i sense every passenger is prepared!
cpt. picard: on my mark....
cpt. picard: smoke the motherfucker!
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27-11-07, 16:59
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Re: Diverse discutii
in episodul viitor uss civic meets the borg, stay tuned for more breathtaking adventures of the uss civic!
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27-11-07, 19:50
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Audi Driver
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Re: Diverse discutii
mda...somebody stop the lunatic !
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28-11-07, 09:04
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Re: Diverse discutii
captain's log, stardate 563423.2342,3:
after smoking a fleet of VAGaelian invaders we are heading back home, at warp 9 of course. it was a taunting experience. what if there are more of these creatures outthere? what if someday we'll be caught in a cloud of dark diesel-matter? i think me and my crew will find a solution so why worry...
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28-11-07, 09:32
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PARTICIPANT CURSE
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Re: Diverse discutii
Saracu Tre, mi-e mila de el.
In lipsa de masina puternica a inceput sa faca basme 
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28-11-07, 09:33
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Audi Driver
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Re: Diverse discutii
se vede clar ca astea sunt filme SF 
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28-11-07, 10:47
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Re: Diverse discutii
lt. comm. data: captain! VAGaelian ships aproaching!
cpt. picard: oh well, it seems we are not going to loose them too easy, they're like 20th century flies
lt. comm. data: captain one of the ships IS a 20th century... oh, early 20th century VReckage
cpt. picard: deanna try to find out how many passengers are aboard the VR-whatever ship, we don't want to hurt anyone
deanna troi: i sense there are few passengers but they seem scared
cpt. picard: number 1, we're going to save the passengers
lt. comm. riker: yes sir, ready when you are
cpt. picard: mr. laforge beam us aboard the VReckage
comm. laforge: on your mark sir
cpt. picard: engage
...a few nanoseconds later, on the wreck...damn it, VReckage i mean
lt. comm. riker: omg, what noise, i feel my head exploding
cpt. picard: get a grip number 1! set your phazer to stunning mode
lt. comm. riker: we're saving only the women, right?
cpt. picard: yes, no point in saving the VAGaelians
lt. comm. riker: can we take advantage of the women while they're passed out?
cpt. picard: ok, but let's hurry
...2-3... maybe 10 intercourses later, back on the uss civic
saved women: oh thank you, our heroes! we're never getting into another VAGaelian ship again! they made us push the ship through a worm hole!
cpt. picard: you are all safe now!
another saved woman (whispering): and they didn't give us some cock either
lt. comm. riker: are we going to... you know, some more?
cpt. picard: i'm going to have your monster cut off if you don't behave, mr. data give me an update on the VAGaelian ships
lt. comm. data: i've intercepted some data being exchanged by them, the word that you smoked that ship earlier really got them started
cpt. picard: take some evasive maneuvers and then stun them with our plasma exhaust missiles, they will not know what hit them! i grant you full control of this procedure!
lt. comm. data: say no more, captain! shall i use VTEC resources too?
cpt. picard: no need in wasting that much energy on them
lt. comm. data: understood sir, here we go!
Last edited by tre; 28-11-07 at 10:50.
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28-11-07, 11:03
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Re: Diverse discutii
lt. comm. data: captain, a LETonian aircraft is aproaching very fast!! what sha ll we do?
cpt. picard: take some evasive maneuvers and run, go into a black hole or something!! ....hide as quick as posible!!!
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28-11-07, 11:04
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Re: Diverse discutii
eu sunt curios care domle tehnologie VTEC fuge de TFSI? cate domle premii a luat VTEC asta? si de ce GTI se vinde mai bine?
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28-11-07, 12:19
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Re: Diverse discutii
here we go again...
cpt. picard: computer, give me some details about TFSI please
computer: captain picard, TFSI (Turbo-Fizzy with Some Ignition) was some ancient, late 20th century technology used to propel 4-wheeled metal enclosures as means of transport
cpt. picard: i understand, is it some kind of ancient VTEC technology?
computer: sorry sir, there is nothing in common with these two technologies, it's like the difference between a solar means of measuring time and an atomic clock
cpt. picard: what details do you have about LET-something?
computer: LET, the argotic term for defining a hi-performance (or so they believed) propulsion device from the long gone GM. Very similar to TFSI only more primitive.
cpt. picard: i see
computer: why your interest in these technologies sir?
cpt. picard: oh, nothing, you know i have a passion in ancient history
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28-11-07, 12:27
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Re: Diverse discutii
daca si LET se apropie cu TFSi ))
oricum imi place ca ai imaginatie.
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28-11-07, 12:39
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Renault Driver
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Re: Diverse discutii
se gandeste la ele in timp ce conduce...daia rade singur in masina te-am vazut nu ai cum sa zici nu
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28-11-07, 12:43
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Re: Diverse discutii
el viseaza asa demult ca atunci cand isi va lua CTR va fi deja plicitisit...
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28-11-07, 14:06
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Re: Diverse discutii
cpt. picard: what about rino, ren...how do you say it?
computer: renault is the actual name (pronounced [re:nau]) and stands for Raw Embarrasing Not-even-close-to Automobile Used for Loading Trash. Although they've been present since the beginning of 20th century automotive history, except for relatively sporadic decent models of transport means, their products did not leave a significant mark in history. renault fans' most common argument for the fact that renault was actually a car maker (yeah right....excuse me captain) was the formula 1 racing pedigree, as the manufacturer managed to win some titles, evidently irelevant for the quality, robustness and performance of the finished products.
cpt. picard: i understand. i also heard that LET would have nothing in common with TFSI
computer: the type of propulsion device, argotically called "LET" was actually called TSFI (Theoretical Super-Fizzy Injection) and despite the fact that early VAGaelians claimed they have nothing in common (GM units were renegaded even by them) they are quite similar, key differences being not so good system management, not so good materials quality, not so eficient fuel utilization, not so good everything for short
Last edited by tre; 28-11-07 at 14:11.
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28-11-07, 14:15
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Re: Diverse discutii
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