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Old 07-03-08, 00:38   #301
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[QUOTE=exit0905;1405184]Black Pearl: ai ceva cu barbatii? cva personal?

Nu stii de gluma exit?

O femeie, inginer de sistem, instala un calculator intr-o retea pentru un coleg de lucru. Cind a venit randul setarii parolelor ea l-a intrebat ce cuvant vrea sa folosesca pentru logare. Vrand sa o intimideze, tipul i-a spus: penis.

Fara sa clipeasca, aceasta i-a introdus parola dorita, a reintrodus-o pentru confirmare dupa care era sa se prabuseasca de ras in fata monitorului. Curios, tipul i se uita peste umar si vede raspunsul calculatorului: PASSWORD REJECTED …. NOT LONG ENOUGH
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Old 07-03-08, 00:41   #302
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umor negru
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Old 07-03-08, 00:48   #303
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umor negru
Bine mai. O sa caut bancuri cu blonde.
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Old 07-03-08, 01:08   #304
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Suna o blonda la Politie:
- Mi-au spart masina, mi-au furat totul...si volanul si pedalele si schimbatorul de viteze, totul......

Peste 5 min isi da cu palma peste cap si suna iar la politie:
- Va rog sa ma scuzati, m-am urcat in spate!
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Old 07-03-08, 10:39   #305
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ahahahah asta`i tare..bine ca tigra are numa 2 usi
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Old 07-03-08, 10:54   #306
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ahahahah asta`i tare..bine ca tigra are numa 2 usi

asta e si mai bun bancul!
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O tipa blonda, superba, la volanul unei masini si mai superbe, opreste la semafor. Apare "aurolacul" de zona si-i cere o tigare.
Blonda i-o ofera imediat ca sa scape de el. Intre timp, se pune de verde si tipa pleaca in tromba.
La urmatorul semafor, in mod ciudat, acelasi individ:
- Doamna, da-mi si un foc.
Tipa ii da bricheta cu totul, ca sa-l vada plecat de linga portiera si porneste mai departe.
La al treilea semafor, acelasi individ (spre exasperarea blondei):
- Doamna, ai fost o dama buna cu mine asa ca, daca-mi dai 1 leu, te invat sa iesi din giratoriu.
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Old 07-03-08, 16:53   #308
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Ce zice o blonda cind afla ca e insarcinata?
"...oare e al meu?"
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Old 08-03-08, 00:49   #309
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nici nu stiu unde sa`l postez....vaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. HAM ai concurenta =))
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Old 08-03-08, 01:08   #310
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looooool hahaahhahaha )oare a cui o fi ? oricum ...fara suparare dar cred ca o fi manelist
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Old 08-03-08, 01:36   #311
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nu-i al meu ,al meu e oare///
dezastru.....nu mai pot de ras
bune bancurile
bravo
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degeaba ar veni si 9595
poate o echipa de 9595
si tot ar fi un esec
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Old 08-03-08, 09:06   #312
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nici nu stiu unde sa`l postez....vaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. HAM ai concurenta =))
m-am gandit sa mi pun si yo poza cu matza pe hondalau ca vad ca e la moda

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Old 08-03-08, 12:55   #313
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tu ce numere ai ? inca nu ai inscris preludu? pune si tu mai multe poze cu el sa`l mai vedem :P
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Old 08-03-08, 14:19   #314
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poza de pe mertz e pt o recunoastere mai buna atunci cand se intalnesc ei. ca e multi cu masine scumpe si ca sa o identifice mai usor

incerc sa pun si eu niste poze .... cred ca in aceasta categorie se incadreaza

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Old 08-03-08, 17:55   #315
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Marfa pozele! Marfa tara avem!
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