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Old 28-05-05, 03:04   #106
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Old 28-05-05, 03:50   #107
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Mah voi facetzi mishto de mine? ha?..... Pe mine de ce m-atzi pus acolo pieton? Ha?
Momentan sunt bicicilst!
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Old 28-05-05, 05:29   #108
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dupa o noapte lunga iata ce a iesit sa mor daca nu imi place noapte de vara
nissan patrol +prelude praf l-am facut prin centru conducea o gagica
peugeot 206 +prelude praf praf erau 2 fete
megane prelude praf praf praf unu p.. mea stie cine mie a placut vou ???

Calin pune satelitu' pa tekin sa vedem faza cu fetele
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Old 28-05-05, 10:56   #109
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mah am fost atacat de tintarii imi bag p....
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Old 01-06-05, 17:58   #110
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Ciudatenii !!!
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Old 02-06-05, 14:09   #111
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Cica un popa, ca sa-si modernizeze biserica, isi
ia calculator, si cum veneau enoriasii la
spovedanie, el le calcula frumos totul.
Intr-o zi vine o tipa:
-Parinte, am preacurvit...
Popa calculeaza el acolo si-i zice:
-20 de matanii si 3 zile post.
Peste 3 zile iar:
-Parinte iar am preacurvit.
Asta calculeaza din nou:
-30 matanii si 5 zile post
Peste 5 zile:
-Parinte, iar am preacurvit
Popa calculeaza... si calculeaza... si se
gandeshte... si zice:
-Mai du-te si ia o m**e, ca-mi da cu
virgula......
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Old 02-06-05, 14:13   #112
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e culmea aia cu lambo ....
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Old 02-06-05, 14:20   #113
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Dumnezeu sta la sfat cu sfintii apostoli. Auzise
el ca prin lume umbla niste droguri, dupa care se
omoara oamenii. Dadu ordin sa i se aduca mostre,
ca sa se convinga si el, si-i trimise pe toti in
lume. Dupa citva timp Sf.Petru bate in poarta
raiului.
-Cine e? - intreaba Dumnezeu.
-Sf.Petru - raspunse el.Am adus canabis.
-Cit?
-100 gr.
Trece ceva timp si se mai aude o bataie in poarta
raiului.
-Cine e? - se repeta intrebarea.
-Sf. Ilie - am adus hasis.
-Cit?
-80gr.
-Bun,bun - zise Dumnezeu. Si tot asa pina s-au
strins cu totii.
Deodata, pe neasteptate se aud batai puternice in
poarta.
-Deschideti!
-Cine e?
-Sint Iuda, am adus Politia, traficantilor.
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Old 02-06-05, 18:07   #114
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Patru barbati asa la vreo 45 de ani jucau golf. Unuia i se face sete si merge sa-si cumpere ceva de baut... ceilaltzi 3 incep si se lauda fiecare cu fii lor, cum s-au realizat in viata.
Primul zice:
-Fiul meu are o firma de turism, asa de bine ii merge firma shi asa de mult castiga incat anul trecut l-a trimis pe un prieten de-al lui intr-o croaziera pe mediterana...
Al doilea:
-Asta nu-i nimic, fiul meu are o firma de arhitectura shi constructii, asa de multzi bani are incat anul trecut i-a facut cadou o casa unui prieten...
Al treilea zice:
-Asta nu-i nimic, fiul meu este dealer Ferrari, Lamborghini asa de multzi bani are incat anul trecut i-a facut cadou o mashina unui prieten...

Vine shi al petrulea tip intre timp shi nu stia despre ce vorbeau ceilaltzi. Acestia il intreaba:
-Dar fiul tau cu ce se ocupa?
-Pai este stripper intr-un bar de gay.
-Oaaaaa ce umilintza ptr tine, sa fie intr-un bar de gay stripper...
-Dar el nu este gay, oricum ii merge foarte bine.... anul trecut a primit cadou de la ceva prieteni o excursie pe mediterana, o casa, shi o mashina
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Old 03-06-05, 14:03   #115
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VIND JBL-eu GTI 15 14 MILIOANE SI STATIE CLASA D DE 1600 W PE 1 OHM.
VIND BANCHETA SPATE COMPLETA ,PIELE NEAGRA PT BMW E 36.(6 MILIOANE)
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Old 08-06-05, 18:46   #116
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Stiati ca intr-adevar pe copil il aduce barza?
Il aduce pana la usa si apoi ii spune :
\"Du-te-n p***a matii!\"

care este viteza maxima admisa cind faci sex? 68 , pentru ca la 69 te rastorni

Capra si cei trei iezi si-au cumparat la casa usa moderna de metal...
Intr-o zi, capra le-a zis:
-Eu plec sa iau d-ale gurii...sa-mi deschideti cand ma auziti spunand: \"Sug lapte! Sug lapte!
-Bine, mama !!!
Lupul dupa usa auzi si imediat dupa plecarea caprei veni la usa si incepu sa zica:
-Sug lapte! Sug lapte!
Atunci, iezii zic:
-Sugi p**a, ca avem vizor !!!

care dintre urmatoarele tari seamana mai mult cu o p***a:
a)Anglia, fiindca este mereu uda
b)Koreea fiindca este impartita in doua
c)Romania fiindca iti vine sa-ti bagi p****n ea

Q: Cand a aparut prima data rumegushul?
A: Cand a facut Pinochio prima data l**a!
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Old 08-06-05, 18:59   #117
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Old 08-06-05, 19:03   #118
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Old 08-06-05, 22:00   #119
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Old 09-06-05, 09:14   #120
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Ba fratilor, ce are Sebastian aka Zaporojet aka.... cu noi?
ca mi-a inchis topic la Curse legale cu 12 iunie Oradea....si se tot leaga de regulament.Ce pot sa fac?
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