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Old 21-06-10, 14:11   #1006
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Geografie-scris: Scrie 5 orase importante din Ro;
-Bucureshti
-Iashi
-Timishoara
-Constantza
-Clujna-Poca
ce face internetul din om!

1. Marea Neagra este o mare foarte mare care contine mult petrol de unde
ii vine numele de marea neagra deoarece petrolul este negru. In marea
neagra traiesc multi pesti precum rechinii delfinii si calutii de mare
precum si cel mai important peste balena renumit pentru grasimea sa de
care se bucura tara noastra pt ca untura de balena e foarte scumpa si
din ea se face renumitul ulei de balena cunoscut pe plan mondial.

2. Poetul canta satul de care nu te mai poti desparti odata ce l-ai parasit.

3. O padure virgina este o padure in care mana omului n-a pus niciodata
piciorul.

4. Dupa moartea parintiilor sai, Creanga si-a trait viata in continuare
pana in ultimii ani ai vietii lui.

5. Toma Alimos se razbuna pe boierul Manea care l-a ranit mortal pe la
spate cu ajutorul lasitatii.

6. Caragiale este autorul schitelor si nuvelelor sale, ca sa nu mai
vorbim de teatru.

8. Stefan cel mare era un barbat bine imbracat la costum venea de la un
razboi cu o mana in ghips pt ca cazuse de pe cal.

9. Profesoara: 'Sa scrieti cu majuscule'. Eleva: 'Daca nu avem majuscule
putem sa scriem cu pixu?'

10. .in timpul razboiului secular care a durat 30 de ani

11. personaje Toma Alimos:
toma alimos - personaj principal
Manea - personaj secundar
calul(murgul) - personaj animalic

12. Haiducii din doine, balade si idile erau liberi si fericiti ca
pasarile, animalele si pestii care zburda prin codri.De cum venea
primavara, haiducii cei harnici plecau in padure. Acolo ei cintau
suflind din frunza si lasindu-i pe boieri cu buza umflata.

13. Cand eroul muri impuscat de nemti pe camp, simti miros de marar si
de patrunjel.

14. Metoda folosita de Ion pentru a pune mana pe pamantul Anei este
insarcinarea.

15. Descoperirea Americii s-a produs ntr-un moment de neatentie a pazei
de coasta.

16. Nilul este un fluviu ramas de pe vremea faraonilor.

17. Si tunarul ochi bine si lovi avionul cu teava tunului.

18. In "Amintiri" apare copilaria fericita a puiului de taran Crenguta
Ionel.
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Old 21-06-10, 18:03   #1007
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asa ma....te dai mare cu mailurile mele...bosorogule
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Old 21-06-10, 18:04   #1008
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Goppolik daca tot ai ajuns pe forum, iti recomand cu incredere https://forum.4tuning.ro/367-inferno-...vin-sibiu.html
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Old 22-06-10, 00:50   #1009
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What do sex and snooker have in common? If the red is blocking the pink, go for the brown.


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Old 22-06-10, 01:43   #1010
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foarte tare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtk5Ej-xLsM

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Old 25-06-10, 12:00   #1011
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Intrebare la Radio Erevan : - Care sunt cele mai bune 3 lucruri pe lume? - Un coniac inainte, si o tigara dupa...
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Old 25-06-10, 15:12   #1012
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8VAtVBg6V0

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Old 25-06-10, 19:07   #1013
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Rog daca ii cunoaste cineva pe acesti baietzi sa-i dea un contact lui Gratzian pentru a-i chema la urmatorul eveniment de Drift, poate chiar la KOE. Daca tot s-au facut drifturi cu tiru, ar fi ceva inedit sa se incerce drifturi cu autoutilitara, furgoneta, betoniera. poate chiar toate reunite in BPB (un fel de KOE doar ca autohton propun sa se numeasca BOSS pe Basculanta!) - (a se trata ca gluma)
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da-te-n malachie doamne, numai pot ejneb00n
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3 poze foarte funny !!!!
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