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Old 12-02-09, 11:15   #46
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i-as ajuta sa jefuiasca, dupaia as pleca cu banii lor)

Ce faci daca iti pusca un cauciuc la 100kmh?
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Old 12-02-09, 11:41   #47
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ma orpesc regulamentar in primul stalp si il schimb cu roata de rezerva.

Ce ai face daca ai avea pentru toata viata doar un colt de paine si o felie de salam?
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Old 12-02-09, 11:53   #48
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As indura , as incerca sa ma angajez undeva ca dintr-un colt de paine si o felie de salam , sa se faca caviar si paine frantuzeasca

Ce ai face daca ar trebuii sa alegi dintr-un milion de Euro si o donatie unor copii de la camin ?
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Old 12-02-09, 12:44   #49
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As lua milionul ca dehh...Sunt roman deci sunt flamand

Ce ai face daca ar trebui sa alegi dintre cainele iubit si prietenul cel mai bun?
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Old 12-02-09, 12:56   #50
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pfff...asa alege prietenul fara ezitare...oricum nu-mi plac cainii!

ce-ai face daca maine te-ai trezi femeie in loc de barbat sau invers?
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Old 12-02-09, 14:38   #51
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M-as prostitua si as face un copil (Curiozitate) )

Ce faci daca te trezesti gol/goala pusca in mijlocul strazii ??
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Old 12-02-09, 14:43   #52
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ma duc acasa si ma imbrac
ce faci cand esti alergat de 3 tigani care vor sa te jefuiasca?
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Old 12-02-09, 15:01   #53
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II injur pe tiganeste )) si fug cat se poate de tare =)) si incep si eu cu d-alea ca sunt dea `lu bulibasha =))))))))))))))))))

Ce faci daca la restaurant , la o intalnire foarte importanta , iti varsa una/unu vin pe tine ?
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Old 12-02-09, 15:12   #54
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imi cer scuze frumos...ma retrag ii rupem capu lu ala care a varsat si ma duc sa ma schimb intro clipita.

Ce faci daca casa ta e plina de gay si tu vi cu iubita la o cina romantica(nu ma intrebati cum mia venit ideea..)?
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Old 12-02-09, 15:14   #55
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ii zic ca am nimerit gresit. ca nu stau acolo
ce faci daca chiar nimeresti gresit apartamentul si intrii peste unii care sunt in mijlocul actiunii?
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Old 12-02-09, 15:18   #56
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O intreb pe fata daca pot sa ma alatur.. daca da, bine .. daca nu.. plec mai departe !

Ce faci daca scapi sapunul cand esti la puscarie?
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Old 12-02-09, 15:32   #57
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OFF TOPIC:Brian vous avez antre dans la cour?(am scris total gresit da dehh...franceza asta)

dau cu apa multa ca se duce...Doar no sa ma aplec sa....


Ce faci daca cand esti singur acasa vine maicata siti spune ca ai lasato pe vecinata gravida?
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Old 12-02-09, 18:12   #58
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Ma uit in calendar sa vad daca este 1 aprilie...

Ce faci daca nu este 1 aprilie?
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Old 12-02-09, 18:17   #59
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"Mama o sa fi Bunica ! ! ! "

Ce faci daca te da afara din casa ?!?!?


L.E. : Ar fi mult mai interesant daca toti ar incerca sa continue ce sa spus si nu sa schimbe subiectu !
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Old 12-02-09, 18:19   #60
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Te muti la un prieten/a

Ce faci daca nu te primeste??
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