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Old 10-02-09, 17:25   #16
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Default Re: Ce faci cand?

dai vina pe un sincron la cutie sa te scoti

ce faci cand trebuie sa te scarpini ''undeva'' si esti intr-un loc public fara posibilitatea sa te dai deoparte? :P
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Old 10-02-09, 18:40   #17
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ma scarpin, nu`i problema

ce faci cand observi ca ti s`a furat masina?
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Old 10-02-09, 20:13   #18
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Sun la politie.

Ce faci daca la politie nu raspunde nimeni?
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Old 10-02-09, 20:56   #19
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Pai te duci acolo

Ce faci daca in drum spre politie vezi masina ta cum trece in viteza pe strada ???
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Old 10-02-09, 21:44   #20
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raman panou si ma rog sa-l prind pe ala sa-i rup moaca pt ca imi coxeaza masina



ce faci daca iti vezi masina la 100m mai departe infipta intr-un copac?
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Old 10-02-09, 21:56   #21
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Te rogi in timp ce te apropii sa fie fraieru in ea

Ce faci daca este...in viata? Ii dai pumni sau primul ajutor?
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Old 10-02-09, 23:51   #22
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Ii dau primul ajutor, ii mai dau un pumn!Si inca unu,si inca unu,si inca unu ...

Ce faci daca atunci cand ai zis ca e gata, el se ridica si te ia intr-o serie de pumni?
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Old 11-02-09, 02:22   #23
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Ii trag o mistrie peste bot de ii cade tencuiala
Ce ai cand ti-ar da niste tov. foc la sosete tu fiind beat ?
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Old 11-02-09, 19:29   #24
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Ca fata fiind ( desi nu cred ) , merg la baie , bag picioarele in apa , dupa care iau un cutit si le sparg toate cauciucurii-le de la masini > ...

Ce ai face daca ar venii unu sa-ti zica , FRATE shtii ce a facut gagica-ta aseara ? HAHAHAHAAHA ....si am fost 3 FRATEEE ! )
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Old 11-02-09, 19:32   #25
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Pai ma supar in primul rand ma supar,ca nu m-au chemat si pe mine nu pun suflet in relatii de acum...
Ce ai face daca l-ai cunoaste pe fratisu' lu Enis mai mare ?
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Old 11-02-09, 19:38   #26
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As face un topic "Cine il cunoaste pe fratele mai mare a lui Enis" si am reincepe duma ) (prietenii stiu dc vorbesc)

Ce faci daca te duci cu prietena la Viena si ea te lasa doar cu ce ai pe tine? (din nou...prietenii stiu dc vorbesc)
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Old 11-02-09, 19:54   #27
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fur din outlet !

Ce faci cand calci in rahat de caine ?!
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Old 11-02-09, 20:05   #28
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Ma duc intr-un loc cu iarba sa ma sterg sau intr-o boltoaca sa o frec bine.
Ce faci daca il iei prea tare si sare si pe pantaloni?(ma refer la cacat!)
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Old 11-02-09, 21:31   #29
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Te duci la un copac, rupi frunze de faci un pumn si incepi sa stergi cu frunze It Works )

Ce faci cand te duci la o orgie organizata de un prieten si dai de prietena ta acolo? =)) (nu as vrea sa pateasca asta nimeni)
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Old 11-02-09, 21:48   #30
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ii rupi capul si zici ca ai venit doar sa verifici cine participa la orgie.
ce faci daca nu te crede ?
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