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Femei Rele, bune, guralive, tacute, etc. Cum ar arata masinile si motoarele daca nu ar fi scoase in evidenta de femei?

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Old 05-07-05, 20:50   #61
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hai sa va povestesc ce am vazut in oradea...cam cu 1 luna in urma....
la o intersectie...un tip finutz, la costum, cam 24ani, intr-o skoda octavia....loveste o tipa blonda, sani mari, intr-un mertzan ultimu` tip(nu retin exact modelul), culoare neagra, masina mare de tot.
tipa zbiera...suna pe cineva...da cu telefonu` de scaun...iese din masina...tranteste usa...
incepe sa tipe la tip..
tipul...domnisoara...nu va crizati, se rezolva, am asigurare, se repara, e doar masina
pe cand ea...: ba...tu stii cata p*** am luat io pentru mertzanu asta?!
va spun sincer...toata strada a auzit...
si eram pe jos de ras
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Old 05-07-05, 21:17   #62
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e veche faza
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Old 06-07-05, 08:48   #63
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eu am vazut o asemenea trb in buc la Apaca, o tipa intr-un slk model anterior si unu c-o dacie..
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Old 06-07-05, 18:11   #64
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e basm chestia asta si ffff veche.am auzit-o si in Craiova si in Slatina.
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Old 06-07-05, 21:12   #65
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asta e un mit urban
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Old 07-07-05, 21:07   #66
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ar trebui sa-i chemam p-aia de la \"mythbusters\"
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Old 07-07-05, 21:50   #67
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e bine ca era fata sincera...nu se fofila ca lucreaza la birou sau astea a zis-o direct si eu am mai auzit kestii dinastea...
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Old 08-07-05, 12:41   #68
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azi, veneam la birou..caut sa parchez..observ o tipa cu un a3 vroia sa dea cu spatele sa iasa...ii fac semn sa iasa...da cu spatele..si da...si da...si poc in bara mea...da a dat sanatos...am avut un reflex sa bag marsarier dar mi-a alunecat mana pe schimbator ...noroc ca am luat piciorul de pe frana...in fine

coboara...arata super bine tipa...o bluza transparenta...si incepe strategia...se tot apleca...se uita la bara mea...si cu o privire de motan parasit zicea \"da..te-am lovit rau nu?\"...zic \"na...rau...nu prea\"...incepe sa ma roage...ca o omoara sotul...ca e prima oara cand i-a dat masina...dupa lungi certuri ...in fine cert este ca m-a facut

abia cand am urcat in birou...ma gandeam asa...ba da prost mai sunt

si cu \"buza\" umflata si cu masina busita
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Old 08-07-05, 13:01   #69
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ba da prost mai sunt

si cu \"buza\" umflata si cu masina busita

+ INSURAT








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ba da prost mai sunt

si cu \"buza\" umflata si cu masina busita

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ma pana nu iei tu cuvantul...dracosule
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Old 08-07-05, 13:18   #71
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Depinde si de varsta...Oricum eu vreau cineva care sa ma inteleaga...
si dak are si x3 argintiu, si e blondutza,si e si frumusica, si arata si bine, cu atat mai bine,nu?
cred si eu ca stii ce vor barbatii
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Old 08-07-05, 13:20   #72
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hai sa va povestesc ce am vazut in oradea...cam cu 1 luna in urma....
la o intersectie...un tip finutz, la costum, cam 24ani, intr-o skoda octavia....loveste o tipa blonda, sani mari, intr-un mertzan ultimu` tip(nu retin exact modelul), culoare neagra, masina mare de tot.
tipa zbiera...suna pe cineva...da cu telefonu` de scaun...iese din masina...tranteste usa...
incepe sa tipe la tip..
tipul...domnisoara...nu va crizati, se rezolva, am asigurare, se repara, e doar masina
pe cand ea...: ba...tu stii cata p*** am luat io pentru mertzanu asta?!
va spun sincer...toata strada a auzit...
si eram pe jos de ras
asta si in bacau e rasuflata, kiar mit urban
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Old 08-07-05, 19:41   #73
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azi, veneam la birou..caut sa parchez..observ o tipa cu un a3 vroia sa dea cu spatele sa iasa...ii fac semn sa iasa...da cu spatele..si da...si da...si poc in bara mea...da a dat sanatos...am avut un reflex sa bag marsarier dar mi-a alunecat mana pe schimbator ...noroc ca am luat piciorul de pe frana...in fine

coboara...arata super bine tipa...o bluza transparenta...si incepe strategia...se tot apleca...se uita la bara mea...si cu o privire de motan parasit zicea \"da..te-am lovit rau nu?\"...zic \"na...rau...nu prea\"...incepe sa ma roage...ca o omoara sotul...ca e prima oara cand i-a dat masina...dupa lungi certuri ...in fine cert este ca m-a facut

abia cand am urcat in birou...ma gandeam asa...ba da prost mai sunt

si cu \"buza\" umflata si cu masina busita
vai doamne
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chiar ca te-ai ars..
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Old 08-07-05, 20:56   #74
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oooooooooooof...
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Old 15-08-05, 07:00   #75
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frumoasa, desteapta, modela cand se poarta cu lumea, curva in pat, moderna in viata(nu femeie de casa) si sa fie far inhibitii..
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