10-08-06, 17:02
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Re: baliverne!!!
miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u
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11-08-06, 21:20
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#227
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Re: baliverne!!!
hop ca am ajuns si eu acasa haidati la o bere  ))
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11-08-06, 22:03
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#228
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Re: baliverne!!!
... femeia de serviciu, proaspat violata, la interogatoriu, descrie cum s-a trezit fata in fata cu faptasul, pe coridor..
-Bine, dar de ce nu ai incercat sa fugi?!?
-Pai unde sa fug, maica? In stanga perete, in dreapta perete, in spate d'abia spalasem...
ma declar offtopic ))))))
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14-08-06, 19:18
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Re: baliverne!!!
primu banc tare de pe forumu asta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beton!! bravo smoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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15-08-06, 11:15
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Re: baliverne!!!
ca tot veni vorba de bancuri
Inca din cele mai vechi timpuri, oamenii i-au asociat cuvantului "prietenie" increderea, loialitatea, spiritul de sacrificu, increderea.... Iata povestea unui cavaler care a decis sa participe la Cruciada Sfanta. Hotarand ca in aceasta perioada sotia lui trebuie sa poarte centura de castitate, a zavorat regiunile tentante ale acesteia, apoi i-a inmanat cheia celui mai bun prieten al sau:
-Daca nu ma intorc in patru ani, dezleaga centura si da-i dreptul sotiei mele la o viata libera si normala! Dupa care, incalecand calul, s-a pierdut in departare...
Nu a trecut nici o jumatate de ora, cand privind in urma lui a zarit un nor de praf apropiindu-se vertiginos, si l-a vazut venind pe cel mai bun prieten al sau:
-Ce s-a intamplat?
-Mi-ai dat alta cheie!!!!
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18-08-06, 15:11
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#231
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Re: baliverne!!!
deci sa imi bag picioru in cainii din cartieru intre lacuri ca a sarit in fata masinii si si am ramas fara spoiler
1-0 pt caine
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18-08-06, 15:43
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#232
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Re: baliverne!!!
da...sa vedem cum o sa-ti explici asta lui dumnezeu cand o sa-ti reproseze ca ai luat viata unui caine
apropo......cu cat circulai de nu la-i observat, ca mai mult de 20 nu cred ca poti sa mergi pe strazile alea, numa daca chiar nu ai mila.
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18-08-06, 16:00
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Re: baliverne!!!
da scuze mister drifter daca te gandesti putin si stii ca in varfu de panta a aparut alergand inspre mine si eu atunci trecusem de intersectia cu sarmisegetuza si dunarii ,intelegi ca nu aveam mai mult de 30-40 pt ca am dacie si nu fac cu ea drifturi , apoi sa stii ca javra s-a lovit la picior dar a fugit..nu am zis nicaieri ca am luat viata vreunui caine
si prin 1-0 pt caine e ca cainele a fugit si eu am ramas cu spoileru masinii lui soramea spart
ocei d.k.???
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19-08-06, 18:33
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Re: baliverne!!!
[QUOTE=alexufo]... apoi sa stii ca javra s-a lovit la picior dar a fugit..
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Inseamna ca e atit de urit spoileru ,incit a vrut sa ti-l dea jos cu un shut...
Avea copite catelu'ala ca a reusit sa sparga un spoiler cu un picior? (sau laba? )
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19-08-06, 21:53
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Re: baliverne!!!
[QUOTE=turbojack]
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Originally Posted by alexufo
... apoi sa stii ca javra s-a lovit la picior dar a fugit..
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Inseamna ca e atit de urit spoileru ,incit a vrut sa ti-l dea jos cu un shut...
Avea copite catelu'ala ca a reusit sa sparga un spoiler cu un picior? (sau laba? ) |
CE TARE )
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20-08-06, 19:12
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Re: baliverne!!!
[QUOTE=turbojack;525120]
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Originally Posted by alexufo
... apoi sa stii ca javra s-a lovit la picior dar a fugit..
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Inseamna ca e atit de urit spoileru ,incit a vrut sa ti-l dea jos cu un shut...
Avea copite catelu'ala ca a reusit sa sparga un spoiler cu un picior? (sau laba? ) |
LOOOOOOOOOL 
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21-08-06, 00:38
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Re: baliverne!!!
i'm loving it.. )) don't stop now
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21-08-06, 09:46
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#238
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Re: baliverne!!!
poate aflam raspunsul la mister, titlu: cainele cu copile 
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22-08-06, 01:16
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Re: baliverne!!!
Avea copite catelu'ala
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22-08-06, 23:33
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#240
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Re: baliverne!!!
))))))))))
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