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Old 09-05-10, 21:57   #2056
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Intr-o dimineata, Ion isi gaseste cocosul mort in curte. Suparat nevoie mare ca nu mai are cocos sa ii calce gainile si ca acestea nu vor mai face oua, Ion se duce la targ, sa cumpere altul. Ajuns acolo, dupa indelungi cautari, gaseste un animal frumos, aratos, musculos, galagios etc. Ion intreaba:
- Cocosul asta… e sanatos?
Proprietarul ii raspunde:
- Este…
- Face mofturi la mancare?
- Niciodata.
- Si cat costa?
- 50 de lei!!!
- Vai de mine! Dar ce face de banii astia?
- Pai… ce face orice cocos… Cucuriga dimineatza, bate cocosii vecinilor, mananca rasadurile…
- Dar… de calcat gainile… le calca?
- Calca tot ce prinde… gaini, rate, gaste, curci, catzei, purcei si ce mai ai matale prin curte pe acolo.
- Hm… si… le calca bine?
- Le calca foarte bine…
A doua zi, iese Ion in curte dis-de-dimineata. Si… toate animalele mergeau mai cracanate… gaini, rate, gaste, curci, catzei, purcei, oi, vaci, pana si calul zambea mai… altfel J. Calcase cocosul tot ce prinsese. Cat despre cocos, acesta zacea lat, in mijlocul curtii, cu picioarele in sus… parea mort.
Un vultur ii dadea tarcoale in aer. Suparat ca o sa ramana fara minunatie de cocos, Ion da fuga in casa, pune mana pe arma de vanatoare, iese repede afara si ocheste vulturul
Cocosul, de jos, ii zice cu un glas scazut…
- Usurel… nu il speria… lasa-l sa se aseze !
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Old 10-05-10, 17:55   #2057
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Old 11-05-10, 23:15   #2058
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O baba se duce la ginecolog:
- Domnu' doctor, imi curge sange din pasarica
- Cand ati facut ultima oara sex?
- In 1946 toamna
- Doamna, nu este sange, este rugina!
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Old 12-05-10, 01:32   #2059
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O baba se duce la ginecolog:
- Domnu' doctor, imi curge sange din pasarica
- Cand ati facut ultima oara sex?
- In 1946 toamna
- Doamna, nu este sange, este rugina!
Ba Yackone ce scarbos esti asta e mai gretzoasa ca aia " unde i coaja e si puroi"
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Old 12-05-10, 11:44   #2060
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Directorul unui cimitir suna la reprezentanta unei firme de motociclete:
- Cate motociclete ati vandut in ultima saptamana ?
- Cinci bucati.
- A, inseamna ca unul inca se mai plimba ...
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Old 12-05-10, 23:43   #2061
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Cum incepe o reteta tiganeasca de prajituri ??...
Se fura patru oua ....
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Old 13-05-10, 18:33   #2062
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Prietenii stiu de ce ! ... priceless
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Old 14-05-10, 19:21   #2063
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Omul stie ce face, doar un eleron atat de inalt imbunateste perfomantele la Logan.
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Old 15-05-10, 17:00   #2065
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