17-11-09, 20:27
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#1771
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Re: Divertisment
bwahahahahahhahahaha @ paul & bth =))))) unde ii gasiti pe astia ma? =))
l.e. ala de si-o fura imi aduce aminte de fernando de la caransebes =))))
Last edited by Bigu; 17-11-09 at 20:32.
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17-11-09, 22:56
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#1772
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Re: Divertisment
????
Culmea Hip-Hop:
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18-11-09, 00:54
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#1774
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Re: Divertisment
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18-11-09, 10:30
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#1775
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Re: Divertisment
Soricelul si elefantul la mare, cazati la aceeasi gazda.
Intr-o dimineata soricelul iese in fata casei si striga catre plaja:
- Elefantule ! Elefantule!
Elefantul iese din apa, dar nu apuca sa iasa de tot ca soricelul
intervine din nou:
- Bine, du-te-n apa, credeam ca mi-ai luat slipul !
Un filozof intra într-un bar:
- Da-mi zece pahare de whisky, zice el catre barman. Barmanul:
- Esti sigur, chiar vrei zece?
- Absolut, zece vreau.
Barmanul îi da 10 pahare de whisky, iar filozoful le bea instant.
Apoi mai cere 9, pe care le bea tot pe nerasuflate, apoi 8, 7,
tot asa pâna ajunge la ultimul pahar. Barmanul îi da ultimul
pahar, iar filozoful, abia reusind sa lege 2 cuvinte, spune:
- A... aa..auzi, pprietene, i..ia zi, de ce c-cu cât bbbeau
mai pppputin, cu atât ma îmbat mai tare?"
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19-11-09, 18:54
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#1776
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Re: Divertisment
O babuta la cabina de vot, sta 15 minute, toata lumea o asteapta.
Iese baba si intreaba: Maica, f*t*-va-n gura se scrie legat sau despartit?!?
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20-11-09, 00:31
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Re: Divertisment
Un tip foarte bine imbracat, intra intr-un restaurant de lux si comanda ospatarului o farfurie de melci. Ospatarul aduce comanda, tipul ia un melc, suge continutul si spune:
- Daaaa, foarte bun!
Ia si al doilea melc, suge continutul foarte multumit:
- Daaaaa, excelent !
Ia al treilea melc, suge o data si se stramba:
- Ospatar, melcul asta nu e bun... nu prea are nici un gust, cred ca e stricat...
Mai suge o data din el, se stramba:
- Da, sigur e stricat! Se uita in interiorul cochiliei si vede melcul dand rapid din c** si strigand:
- Mu** ma, na mu**! 
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20-11-09, 14:15
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20-11-09, 16:36
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#1779
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20-11-09, 21:08
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Re: Divertisment
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21-11-09, 11:13
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Re: Divertisment
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sonny
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Gabriela Szabo =)) saraca ce si-a luat-o in gura
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21-11-09, 17:22
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Un ginecolog, cu o mare pasiune pt. mecanica auto, se hotaraste sa-si transforme hobby-ul in meserie, si se prezinta la examenul de atestare ca mecanic auto.
Dintre toti admisii, este singurul care are nota 15.
Mirat il intreaba pe examinator:
- Cum de am nota 15? S-a schimbat sistemul de notare?
- Pai 5 puncte ti-am dat pt. ca ai demontat motorul in cel mai scurt timp, 5 puncte pt. ca l-ai montat inapoi impecabil, iar 5 puncte sint bonus, pt. ca ai facut totul prin teva de esapament.
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22-11-09, 15:53
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#1783
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22-11-09, 16:58
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#1784
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Re: Divertisment
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yackone
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si de ce l-ai postat la divertisment?
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22-11-09, 19:47
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#1785
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Re: Divertisment
fiindca...mi-a fost lene sa caut topicul cu evenimente 
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