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Old 21-08-08, 13:00   #31
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Dacia Berlina Tunnning : Multumesc Dacia pentru ca mi-ai tunat cazanul...
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Old 21-08-08, 13:30   #32
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ce tare e filmuletul)))
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Old 21-08-08, 14:37   #33
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asta divertisment...
i-a picat intrebarea la sala la Bacau la un prieten care dadea pentru B

Cand opresti mashina pe loc ce se mai invarte la ea?

a.alternatorul .
b pompa de apa ,
c.aerul din roti
raspuns corect c : aerul din roti
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e prea tare filmuletul ala
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Old 03-09-08, 13:02   #36
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Exista o graza de orase cu nume ciudate in intreaga lume .Iata cateva dintre ele:
-Hooker(SUA)
-Whiskey Dick Mountain(USA)
-Middelfart(Danemarca)
-Ass(Ucraina)
-Sexi(Peru)
-Cacacioasa(Valcea)
-Mierlestii de Sus(Olt)
-Cocosesti(Alba)
-Muereasca(Valcea)


La service vine o blonda si cere un “saptesutezece”. Vanzatorii se uita unii la altii mirati si se duc la mecanic.
Acesta o intreaba pe clienta:
- Ce-i acela un “saptesutezece”, frumoasa doamna?
- Stiti, chestia aia mica din mijlocul motorului… Am pierdut-o si-mi trebuie alta, raspunde blonda.
Ca sa inteleaga despre ce e vorba, mecanicul ii da un pix si o hartie si o pune sa deseneze piesa.
Femeia traseaza un cerc cam tremurat in mijlocul caruia scrie 710, dar asta tot nu-l lamurste pe mecanic.
Asa ca o duce afara pe blonda la o masina cu capota ridicata si o intreaba:
- La masina asta vedeti vreun “saptesutezece”?
- Desigur, raspunde ea bucuroasa aratand cu degetul. E chiar aici!

Daca nu te-ai prins inca ce-i acela un “saptesutezece” vezi aici.
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Old 15-09-08, 19:54   #37
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Desi vedem pe toate site-urile niste bancuri stupide despre Chuck Norris, eu am gasit unul pe un forum care e foarte tare: „Daca Chuck Norris le face pe cepe sa planga, Senna il face(a) pe Schumacher sa planga”.

Asta e cu dedicatie pentru toti Hondarii .
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Dacia Berlina Tunnning : Multumesc Dacia pentru ca mi-ai tunat cazanul...
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din aceasi categorie :
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Old 16-09-08, 21:54   #39
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Eu il apreciez pe om
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omu' chiar se pricepe
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inca ceva =)) ..
https://www.220.ro/Tunning_Auto_made_...ania-7472.html - O Bere Si E A Ta !
https://www.220.ro/Dacia_cu_trapa-83636.html - DACIA Cu Trapa !
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AudbxrdXR38 - Whet Cat Attack [VA SFATUIESC SA VA UITATI]
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Dan Diaconescu aruncat in tomberon de catre Tolea Ciumac https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzUCBXL3E24 )
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ma asteptam sa fie filmuletul asta... Ce faci Aline???
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ma asteptam sa fie filmuletul asta... Ce faci Aline???
bine fac .. Sexi Braileanca - sunt o fetita tunata -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HthTRpKdMQ prea penal))
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