31-07-09, 11:17
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
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31-07-09, 12:25
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
Vrea cineva un golf 3 cu tobe engel in faruri?  virgula si engleza rulz!
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31-07-09, 12:30
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
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03-08-09, 14:47
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
Un mos si o baba, sot si sotie mor intr-un accident si ajung in Rai. Acolo ingerul de serviciu ii duce pe o plaja plina de palmieri si cu o casa de lemn si el spune; acum tot ce au de facut ei in Rai este sa stea acolo si sa se bucure de tot. Mosul se intoarce catre baba si ii zice:
- Vezi ce proasta ai fost? Puteam sa fim aici de 10 ani dar, nu... tu vroiai sa mancam sanatos!
CURAJ vs TUPEU...
Curajul inseamna sa te intorci acasa la miezul noptii, sa-ti vezi nevasta asteptandu-te cu un maturoi in mana si sa o intrebi: "Inca mai faci curat, sau tocmai te pregateai sa decolezi?"
Tupeul inseamna sa te intorci acasa la miezul noptii, invaluit intr-un nor de parfum, cu urme de ruj pe haine, sa-ti vezi nevasta asteptandu-te cu un maturoi in mana, si sa-i spui: "Nu te enerva, tu urmezi!"
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06-08-09, 13:24
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
" Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna DA business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man..
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?
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06-08-09, 13:59
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
=))) ))))
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06-08-09, 15:07
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
TRUE....
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09-08-09, 21:41
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
da da da ))
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10-08-09, 09:21
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
Pe toata durata crizei, Statul Roman va asigura slujbe pentru toti somerii. Slujbele vor avea loc martea si joia la biserica.
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10-08-09, 09:30
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
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10-08-09, 09:42
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
Quote:
Originally Posted by daffy duck™
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ai inviat???????
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10-08-09, 10:02
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
ca cam asa ceva
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10-08-09, 13:46
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
am si intrebat aseara de tine ) ce dreaq se intampla ? unde e daffy )
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10-08-09, 14:26
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
offtopic cumva?
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10-08-09, 14:29
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
hmm si mie mi se pare 
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