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Old 03-07-08, 13:01   #751
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Programul manelistului



13.00 - copilul manelist se trezeste. se uita la ceasu’ digital si zice in gand “la dracu cand s-a facut 3??
13:00:01 - ii scrie mesaj lu piranda lui:”esti soarele meu fah”
14:00 - termina de scris mesaju
14.15 - se duce la baie, se spala pana la brau in lighean si isi da cu o tona de gel in cap peste gelul de ieri…sa se fixeze mai bine freza
14:45 - asculta salam-”cati bani fac eu dimineata”
14:50 - ii vine o idee-desi e greu de crezut- referitor la manea
15:00 - iese afara, se duce la magazin, vede un EMO kid, il bate ii ia toti banii ..he makes him cry
15:15 - e mandru de reusita. acum e un smecher si mor toti dusmanii lui
15:30 - sta pe mess (avatar-poza gagica, status-”Si cand mor am valoare la sicriu fac buzunare sa vada dusmanii bine ca-mi iau banii dupa mine de-ar fi cum gandesc dusmanii m-ar dezgropa sa-mi ia banii daca prind unu ca sapa il trag dupa mine-n groapa”)
15:40 - da massuri :”vand curele gucci-10 lei si tricouri armani-20 lei originale”
16:00 - ca sa-i treaca timpul… dupa mass se uita la taraf tv si mananca felul de mancare preferat : sufleu de fasole
16:30 - se desparte cu greu din fata tvului si se duce in oras sa caute un ghiul nou.colectia e intregita
17:00 - o invita pe piranda la o cina romantica
17:15 - ajungand cu piranda la shaormeria de la colt pe ritmurile manelei proaspat inregistrata cu telefonul, adulmeca mirosul si se intorc acasa.piranda e in extaz
18:00 - sta cu baietii la o samantza in fata blocului cu manele rasunand din portbagaj-ul unei dacii 1310 tunate
18:15 - poza de hi5 langa dacie…sa vada lumea ca el e al mai mare baro$an dintre baro$ani
20:00 - acasa. incearca un tatuaj pe bratz cu markerul sa para ca e gigi duru
20:15 - e pe punctul de plecare spre “hanul drumetzului”
20:30 - se da cu o de tole` marca perferata : D()()|_$$EEE j Gabo$$
21:00 - se duce la lautari cu verzishori in buzunar… (bancnote de un leu)…da dedicatii pt bruneta focoasa din coltul din dreapta
21:10 - o agata pe bruneta :”hei papushee te fac un dans?”
21:15 - bruneta…total impresionata de miscarile ample din burta ale individului se lasa condusa de catre acesta acasa la ea, fireste pe ritmurile manelei ce rasuna neclar de pe telefon
21:30 - in drum barosanul isi demonstreaza barbatia omorand un caine
21:30:02 - haladita deloc impresionata se enerveaza si pleaca.
21:35 - “face-ar-ai spume faaa ca nu te misti din locu asta!!!” o baga in scara blocului si o violeaza pe ritmurile manelei “Pe la spate” …. multumit de prestatia sa de 2 minute se duce acasa ascultand la acelasi telefon… “Am dat o spargere”…
22:00 - ajunge acasa
22:00:01 - deschide tvul pe Acasa (ruleaza “inima da tigan”)-observa cu stupoare ca Medalion e ucis…inspaimantat schimba postul ….taraf tv-clipul “vine mascatii dupa mine”
22:05 - un zgomot puternic se instaleaza in casa..carpeta cu “rapirea din serai” se cutremura pe perete–>intra garda
22:30 - jupanul e bagat la zbup…
pe viitor - familia nu l viziteaza, piranda isi reface viata cu alt hapciupalitic
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Old 03-07-08, 23:53   #752
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhqZf...eature=related - Cum se face un drift (tutorial)
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Old 04-07-08, 00:24   #753
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hai ca e simplu,de unde luam nissanul?
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Old 04-07-08, 00:56   #754
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hai ca e simplu,de unde luam nissanul?
de unde il iei e problema?))
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Old 06-07-08, 01:46   #756
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Old 10-07-08, 14:33   #757
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http://ziza.ru/2006/05/26/chlenom-v-rozetku-idiot.html - un om.......fara "cap" ))=))
https://www.220.ro/Cum_sa_incarcati_b...ina-13312.html - oare e pe bune ?
https://www.220.ro/Bataie_pe_parcare-34856.html - .........
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Old 17-07-08, 00:14   #758
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Old 19-07-08, 01:55   #759
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cipi ....de corsa asta tiam zis eu ca e de vanzare....e fata in fata cu underground
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Old 19-07-08, 16:41   #760
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cipi ....de corsa asta tiam zis eu ca e de vanzare
mai fa-i poze si din spate si din lateral
vinde separat doar bara fata? cu cat?

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....e fata in fata cu underground
nu-mi dau seama despre ce ie vb
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Old 25-07-08, 09:35   #761
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http://cgi.ebay.com/Redline-Hot-Whee...QQcmdZViewItem o macheta 1/24 1000 si ceva de dolari....porcarie!
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Old 25-07-08, 17:42   #762
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Laure vezi ca e unu care voia o macheta de dacie 1300 , zicea omu` ca da bani grei pe ea...
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Old 27-07-08, 11:15   #763
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se face rost
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Old 01-08-08, 13:37   #764
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Old 01-08-08, 16:28   #765
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ie la moda sa fi cocalar
ce stiti voi
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p.s. sa cititi si comenturile
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