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Old 21-11-05, 00:10   #46
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Pentru cineva care e pe forum ... stie ea care e (daca citeste)
EMINEM - KIM

Aww... look at daddy's baby girl. It's daddy's baby. Little sleepy head.
Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big? Can't believe it, now you're two.
Hailie your so precious, daddy's so proud of you.
SIT DOWN BITCH YOU MOVE AGAIN I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU!

(Rapping)
Don't make me wake this baby, she don't need to see what I'm about to do.
Quit crying bitch, why you always make me shout at you?
How could you just leave me and love him out the blue.
Aww what's the matter Kim am I to loud for you?
Too bad bitch your gonna finally hear me out this time.
At first I'm like aight you wanna throw me out that's fine.
But not for him to take my place, are you outcha mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine.
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim, look at your husband now, I said look at him, he ain't so high now
is he?
Little punk

Kim: Why you doing this?
Eminem: Shut the fuck up
Kim: Your drunk, your never going to get away with this
Eminem: You think I give a fuck? Come on were going for a ride bitch.
Kim: No!!!
Eminem: Sit up front
Kim: We can't just leave Hailie alone, what if she wakes up?
Eminem: Will be right back, well I will, you'll be in the trunk.

Chorus:
So long,
Bitch you did me so wrong
I dont wanna go on,
Living in this world without you.

So long,
Bitch you did me so wrong
I dont wanna go on,
Living in this world without you.

You really fucked me Kim, you really did a number on me.
Never knew me cheatin on you would come back to haunt me.
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago, I thought we wiped the slate clean.
That's fucked up!

Kim: I love you.
Eminem: Oh god, my brain is racin.
Kim: I love you.
Eminem: What are you doing, change the station I hate this song.
Does this look like a big joke?
There's a four year old little boy laying dead with a slit throat in your
living room.
HAHA, what? you think I'm kidding you? You loved him didn't you?
Kim: No!
Eminem: Bullshit you bitch, don't fucking lie to me.
What the fucks this guys problem on the side of me?
Fuck you asshole, yea bite me.
Kim, KIM, why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly don't you?
Kim: It's not
Eminem: No, you think I'm ugly
Kim: Baby
Eminem: Get the fuck away from me.
Dont touch me.
I hate you, I hate you, I swear to god I hate you.
Oh my god I love you.
How the fuck could you do this to me?
Kim: Im sorry.
Eminem: How the fuck could you do this to me?
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Old 21-11-05, 00:11   #47
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...continuare...
(Chorus)

Eminem: Come on get out
Kim: I cant, Im scared.
Eminem: I said get out Bitch.
Kim: Let go of my hair, please dont do this baby.
Please, I love you.
Look we can just take Hailie and leave.
Eminem: FUCK YOU, you did this to us, you did it, its your fault.
Oh my god, Im crackin up, get a grip Marshall.
Hey, remember the time we went to Brians party?
And you were like so drunk you threw up all over Archie?
That was funny wasnt it?
Kim: Yes.
Eminem: That was funny wasnt it?
Kim: YES!
Eminem: See it all makes sense doesnt it?
You and your husband have a fight, one of you trys to grab a knife and during
the struggle he accidentally get his adams apple sliced.
And while this is going his son has woke up and he walks in, she panics and
he gets his throat cut.
Now there both dead and you slashed your own throat so now its double homicide
and suicide with no note.
I should of known better.
When you started to act weird, we could of, HEY, where you going, get back
here. You can't run from me Kim, its just us, nobody else.
Your only making this harder on your self.
HAHA, gotcha! Go ahead, yell
Here I'll scream with you.
AH SOMEBODY HELP.
Dont you get it bitch?
No one can here you, now shut the fuck up and get whats coming to you.
You were supposed to love me.
Now bleed bitch bleed!
Bleed bitch bleed!
Bleed!!!!!

(Chorus)
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Old 21-11-05, 00:13   #48
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Depswa
\"This Time\"

I want to hurt you and don't know why
Though i know it's not like me
I can not help it, though I try to keep you away

All this time i thought I knew who you were
But this time all your words were just lies for demise
And your thoughts were found unpure
So when push comes to shove i found reasons
To not work it out or relate
And get off on the fear that i get when your near
And the problems that I create

[Chorus]
This time, I think you'll finally see
This time, I will not break
This time, I'm smart enough to know
There is only so much I'll take

This time, I'm gonna make change
This time, you're in my way
This time, I will not play the same head trip on me game that you play

Unresolved situations esculate
Inside something brings me to push
To find out what you can take
When we run out of love and change seasons
With our lives together at stake
I'm aware of tears that I give when your near
And the confusion that I make

[Chorus]

I want to hurt you and dont know why
I can not help it, though I try to keep you away

[Chorus]

I want to hurt you
I don't want to lie
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Old 22-11-05, 05:04   #49
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Nu pot sa ma schimb...
Stiu ca ma iubesti...
Nu pot sa ma schimb...
Stiu ca ma iubesti...

I:
A trecut deja o luna de cand n-ai mai sunat
Si deja o vreme buna te-am asteptat.
Ai fost omul meu, am fost femeia ta..
Imi pare rau acum ca trebuie sa-ti spun
Dar intre noi s-a terminat (s-a terminat)
Si ma gandesc acum ??
La prima clipa cand tu m-ai sarutat
Si m-ai imbratisat (m-ai imbratisat)

Refren(x2):
Nu pot sa mai suport, ma gandesc non-stop la tine..
E prea tarziu acum sa te intorci din drum, stii bine..

II:
Alo, alo, iubita mea, eu sunt
Stiu ca a trecut ceva timp de cand
N-am mai dat nici un semn de viata, nu te-am mai sunat
Te rog sa ma crezi c-am avut multe pe cap
Banuiesc ca esti suparata, iti dau dreptate
Am avut multe probleme, toate o data adunate
Imi pare rau ca n-am putut sa ajung la tine
La fel de rau ca te-am facut sa ai incredere in mine
Mai da-mi o sansa, te rog, haide s-o luam de la-nceput
Adu-ti aminte clipele bune care le-am petrecut
Cand dimineata ma trezeam si te gaseam goala sub dus
Si te stergeam cu prosoape moi de plus
Imi pare rau ca te-am facut sa suferi, asta sunt
Incerc sa ma schimb dar asta nu va fi curand
Trebuie sa inchid, te iubesc pana la cer
Tu esti printesa mea, eu sunt baiatul de cartier.

Refren(x2):..

III:
Mi-e destul de greu acum
Dar trebuie sa te uit si sa-mi fac de drum
Viata merge inainte cu sau fara prea multe cuvinte
Spune-mi, spune-mi, spune-mi acum daca vrei, daca te tine
Ti-e mai bine acum printre baietii tai sau langa mine
Am fost femeia ta, ai fost omul meu
So intot am fost la bine si la greu langa tyiune mereu

Nu pot sa mai suport, ma gandesc non-stop la tine..
Stii foarte bine, la fel de bine ca mine
E prea tarziu acum sa te intorci din drum, stii bine..
Stii foarte bine, la fel de bine ca mine.

IV:
Nu pot sa ma schimb, raman la fel
Stii ca te iubesc, fii printesa mea de cartier.
V:
Stiu ca ma iubesti dar sunt pe locul II
Du-te inapoi, ramai cu baietii taï.


asta asa ca s`o dam pe romaneste , marfa de versuri , la fel si melodia ..
are un .. inteles anume marfa .. mie-mi place ..
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Old 23-11-05, 15:09   #50
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citi aici versuri.....nu va pot spune nimik despre melodie....nu o pot descrie.....tocmai am ascultat-o un timp indelungat...a trebuit sa scriu eu versurile pt k nu le-am gasit pe net....

Shobby-Cabron-Chucho-Tragaci-Daca maine mor

de-as afla k miane mor sau peste o ora
viata merge inainte cu mine sau fara
merge inainte orice s-ar intampla
mergi si tu inainte,odata si-odata se va intampla

strofa 1....principala fa bani...
daca te-ai bagat intre golani
pana la capat cu minori sau majore...
s-au arestat 4-5-6 ore
numai Dumnezeu imi spune ce sa fac..
daca e nevoie sa fur sau sa sparg
sa injur,sa fur,sa cant,sa vand,
sa mint sau sa stau degeaba si sa reprezint
daca maine ar fi sa mor....asta e...
toata lumea o sa intrebe: de ce?...
nimeni nu o sa planga la nesfarsit
si dupa o luna:asta e..am murit
important e ca daca maine dumnezeu ma ia
o sa-mi fie dor de familia mea
2 frati (...2 frati) si cativa tovarashi buni
2 fete (...2 fete) si-nca 2-3 nebuni...


2x
de-as afla k maisne mor sau peste o ora
viata merge inainte cu mine sau fara
merge inainte orice s-ar intampla
mergi si tu inainte,odata si-odata se va intampla

strofa 2..si totodata ultima a mea
nu eu am inventat muzica
nu eu am inventat problemele...
si totodata toate panaramele
educatie am dat si la fete si baieti
si cantarete si la cantareti
si la daia care sufera de bani...
si la daia care se cred golani
am facut destule...nu am de gand sa le repet
am promis k ma indreptt incet,incet
atunci cand mama s-a ridicat la cer
am ramas singur pe strazile din cartier
si atunci cum p*** mea sa imi para rau
daca maine ma ia Dumnezeu
sunt multumit k stau langa mama mea
si nu mai bat toata ziua strada

2x
de-as afla k maine mor sau peste o ora
viata merge inainte cu mine sau fara
merge inainte orice s-ar intampla
mergi si tu inainte,odata si-odata se va intampla

daca maine mor nu regret nimik
acum e 2003....sunt tot cu ai mei pot sa faci ce vrei
dar n-ai cum sa ne iei
nu imi pare rau pt tot ce a fost,e viata mea..hey
nimeni nu ma poate schimba,nu incerca;n-o face nici mama...
pt cei de langa mine care vor varsa o lacrima le spun:
nici o lacrima in plus,am fost,m-am dus,am facut tot ce am vurt,am tinut capu' sus
pt voi concluzia e k toti murim,eu cred in Dumnezeu dar nu cred in destin
zile bune trec,zile bune vin,sau tu nu ai de unde sa stii
dar tu imi spui ce frumoasa e viata,exact eu zic k e de ***
si fac tot ce vreau,trebuie sa fac tot ce am in cap,
e adevarat,daca ar fi sa mor nu-mi pare rau,poate k asa vrea Dumnezeu
ma gandesc acum ce s-ar intampla daca as pleca in noaptea-asta
n-as regreta tot ce am facut,a fost facut si a trecut,asculta:
inima imi bate usor in piept,e liniste in camera eu astept
sa se intample ceva dar e totul la fel,prea multe voci (....???...)
daca visez sau nu,dar stiu de-un lucru sunt sigur,inca sunt viu
ma gandesc ce sa aleg,ce sa fac,nu imi vine sa cred,(((???oare la inceput?))???
sunt in fata oglinzi,ma pirvesc...Doamne! innebunesc,
daca mor la noapte nu regret....asa k astept!...

2x
de-as afla k maine mor sau peste o ora
viata merge inainte cu mine sau fara
merge inainte orice s-ar intampla
mergi si tu inainte,odata si-odata se va intampla
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Old 23-11-05, 15:36   #51
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Sylver-Who Am I...
In the darkest corner of my mind
I've been searching, I've been trying to find
The little girl that I left behind
I cannot see, life's blinding me
Underneath my rough and poisoned skin
Lies the inner beauty, free from sin
But I've forgotten how to reach down in
How can I feel, what I am for real
Chorus:
Who am I
What am I
I'm lying naked on the floor
I don't believe the mirror anymore
Got to find myself again
I don't know, if letting go
Might be the only way I can
Left alone, I'm lost in space and time
I still wonder how to ease my mind
Expectations of a different kind
I want to be me, tell me how can I be
Far away from innocence I start
Try to find the answer, hidden in the stars
Though my soul got covered in many scars
I still hold on, want to know where I belong
Chorus
M-8:
Maybe after all is said and done
When the shadows and the doubts are gone
I realise it's hard to love someone
If your not standing strong
Chorus
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frumoasa melodia........
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Old 24-11-05, 01:17   #53
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ploua shi ploua shi ploua in noapte,
ploua cu lacrimi in sufletul meu,
vantul ce bate ushor de departe,
el mi te-aduce in ganduri mereu...


ReF. zile fara tine, multe nopti senine,
ma gandesc la tine, shi mi-e dor, tare dor!
zile fara tine, shi prea multe nopti senine,
mai traiesc cu gandul, ca te-ntorci la mine...


lacrimi lucesc shi se sting iar in noapte,
sufletul meu fara tine-i sarac,
okii imi lasa pe-obraz diamante,
o zi fara tine parca-i un veac...


cine o canta ?
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adrian.....minune
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Old 26-11-05, 05:22   #55
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asta e si mai grava .. depinde de stare
It was a coldest day in December
A day I always will remember
I looked into your eyes
And faced my deepest fear
I had drifted to far
Far from you my dear

CHORUS:
So how could I
Turn away from the one I love
How could I
When I know what my heart's made of
Could it be
That your soul lives inside of me
How could I ever say good-bye
Why was I so afraid to tell her
That for her I would fight a thousand soldiers
But just like an angry child
I kept my feelings locked inside
There were rivers of tears
But the one thing I knew in my heart
Is that I was fading much too fast

So how could I
Turn away from the one I love
How could I
When I know what my heart's made of
Could it be
That your soul lives inside of me
How could I ever say good-bye
Why was I so afraid to tell her
That for her I would fight a thousand soldiers
But just like an angry child
I kept my feelings locked inside
There were rivers of tears
But the one thing I knew in my heart
Is that I was fading much too fast
stie cineva cine-o canta ? fara google plz ..
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vine o zi cand ai sa fii in locul meu
si atunci ai sa intelegi
vine o zi cand ai sa dai si tu de greu
ca n-ai stiut ce sa alegi



adrian asta ...
ntz ntz ntz
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ce zici mad`ule ? se potriveste ? mama ei de viata ..
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Old 27-11-05, 15:16   #57
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Aseara in discoteca am agatat o bruneta si vrea sa facem amor pe masa si pe covor .

Sa fac sex cu ea lalalala si pe canapea lalalala si-apoi pe saltea lalalala e placerea mea lalala !!!!

Fata mea esti tare si sigur le intreci pe taote ,vino langa mine ca vreau sa te dau pe sapte , sa ti-o trag non-stop , pana dimineatza , sa nu mai sti de tine si sa macani ca o ratza .

Sa fac sex cu ea lalalala si pe canapea lalalala si-apoi pe saltea lalalala e placerea mea lalala !!!!

Nu stiu ce sa le mai fac , sunt suprasolicitat si-am sa le fac programare , cu bilete de intrare .


Tare asta !
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groove coverage: 7years and fifty days

Seven years and fifty days
The time is passing by
Nothing in this world could be
As nice as you and I

Bridge:
And how could we break up like this
And how could we be wrong
So many years, so many days
And I still sing my song

Chorus:
Now I run to you
Like I always do
When I close my eyes
I think of you
Such a lonely girl
Such a lonely world
When I close my eyes
I dream

I'll return to you
Like I always do
When I close my eyes
I think of you
Such a lonely girl
Such a lonely world
When I close my eyes
I dream of you

Seven years and fifty days
Now just look at me
Am I girl I used to be
So then what do you see

Bridge:
And how could we break up like this
And how could we be wrong
So many years, so many days
And I still sing my song

Chorus:
Now I run to you
Like I always do
When I close my eyes
I think of you
Such a lonely girl
Such a lonely world
When I close my eyes
I dream

I'll return to you
Like I always do
When I close my eyes
I think of you
Such a lonely girl
Such a lonely world
When I close my eyes
I dream of you
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the offspring-denial,revisited

So here we go
Having the same old fight again
There she goes
Same old game that never ends If I could say
The right words
I know I could make you stay
If I could say
The right words
Things would work out all right

And if you go
I won‘t believe
That it‘s forever

And you can go
But I‘ll never leave
Cause it‘s not over

Replay last night
Talking it out don‘t make it right
I know she‘s tried, but my whole world
Is her and all we‘ve got now

And if you go
I won‘t believe
That it‘s forever

I won‘t let go
Even if she say that it‘s over
I know it‘ll be
Different this time
If you‘d just stay

And when we wrote this story
How did it end?
It was you and me for all our lives
Come on, don‘t say it
We‘ll try again
And if I‘d just hold you
We could last

But she stands softly
Tears down her face
Hitting me, oh god
This is the end
I‘d wait here for you
But there‘s nothing more now I can do
How did you know
How did you know
How did you know
Finally
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Versuri \"Parazitii feat Anonim & Spike - Maraton 20 cm\"
20 cm records......
R:X2
20 cm e numele
incercati ce p**a mea sa ne cenzurati renumele
sticla sus jointu sus curg rimele
noi bem cantam si nu iertam c****e

privesc din paralel stilu de viata rebel
sunt coregrafu piticilor ce joaca pe cerebel
posedat narcotic cant haotic
orice p***a oftic dupa ce face botic
de mic iubesc des fizicul c***ei ma dedic
de mic adic nu mi-am tras caracteru la loz in plic
strig preludiu ca ma frec cam ritmic zic
esti umpic mai sic
capra ne f***m domestic?
scapat de sub control sunt nu cred in miracol
cred in alcool macar ma face plin cand ma simt gol
alerg sa inteleg in acest maraton
in care toata lumea vine dopata la microfon

sunt un mare admirator fare
dati-mi banii si dispar urmarit de 3 fanfare militare
rog prostii sa ma inspire in continuare
ca umor prostia poate fi pusa in valoare
vorba mea cade greu eu cad in picioare
sa ma-ntelegi n-ai nevoie de decodoare
sunt acel oarecare care poate sa decalre
sunt privit cu oroare si ascultat cu ardoare
urat de impotenti pt ca sunt in stare
dau tonu de dragu de a ma auzi in monitoare
eu sunt eu toti se grabesc sa ma compare
sunt util ca igrasia va las cu ochii-n soare
am probleme de comunicare si-un cap tare
dati-mi doua guri de t***a sa ma masoare

R:X2

Cuvintele pot fi ca un lifting pe viu cu cutteru
pacientu meu un teanc de foi operat cu markeru
fug in bezna cu jiunghiuri in glezna
n-am somn nu visez la bani pt ca nu dorm
mentin un scop dau
vietii peste bot vreau
sa-mi cantati din clopot
si tot ma f*t in el de horoscop
sa-mi fac de cap ma pun in cap mi-ai sugerat
acum imi fac de cap in capu tau tu ma s**i eronat
la rapa in camping de pe stanca te-mping
dupa-o gura de rissling te-ncing ca la wrestling
20 cm parazitii anonim spike
dam curs acestui cor semn de open mike

prezint primu artist dupa ultima moda
ultima voce aparuta in domeniu adica yo ba
lasand impresia falsa ca n-am ce spune
fac reclama mascata fara sa-mi dau numele
nu rade te fac sa palngi ca sunt al dracului
si simt femeia gonflabila sub amenintarea acului
tristetea ta ma strange de p**a eu stig din tufis
si mai fericit ba ca nu pot sa ma p*s
spui cine sunt ce fac de ce te-am agresat
sau ce motive as avea sa nu te plac
insirand persoanele ce nu ma-nghit pe zeci de km
masor succesu-n 20 cm

printre alte mii de fapte
platesc p***e-n rate
cand te duci la vale
eu sunt cel ce-ti sare-n spate-n
piept trag imi sar in sus plamanii si dau sfoara-n
tara sa se spanzure romanii
am pt fiecare o capcana-ntinsa-n
felul meu de-a fi sunt pervers ca limba-n
p***a-n graba prin difuzoare-n
casa-ti intru-n cap te sparg-n
jur sunt apt zilele noastre sa provoc dezastre
va sting lumina si-mi bag p**a-n astrele voastre-n
rest zambesc va infig direct in plex
un cutit cu mesajul \"va iubesc ïn cortex\"
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