ce se mai aude pe forumurile de masini :)

[nev]

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

BMW Forums
- - - What ARE these orange lights on the corner of my car for?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH.

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
- - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - - Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success.

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car.

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit.

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company.

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - - Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $450 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - - Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Supra Forums
- - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Ford 2.3 forums
- - - Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

[Skillzu]

damm cool.dak mai ai mai pune k sunt mortale!!!

[aR99bMw]

hahaha...beton...am ras 10 minute

[Psycho]

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

asta e mortala )

[Grecu]

Am gasit si eu cateva:

Supra Forums
- - -Tightened a few bolts under the hood - picked up 153 RWHP.

Honda S2000 Forum
-Spun out in the rain/gravel/ice. Car totaled, but I'm ok.

Mitsubishi forum
-How to remove training wheels

BMW 745 -750 forum
- How do I get a coffee stain out of my carpet?

SMART Forums:
-Someone else called my car a Neon today!

[Grecu]

SMART forum
\" Tried to hang out with muscle car guys tonight, got punched in the face. Then went to hang out with import guys, got punched in the face.\"

Supra forum
\" Forum record, 1200hp T88 14.2 @ 195mph, now how do I get it off this dyno\"

WRX forum
\" Need help, Car wont do burnouts like other cars, WTF!!!!\"

\" What offset do I need to run 16x10.5 rims.\"

Chevy Astrovan forum
\" Today I broke the record, I fit 32 amigo's in my van on the way to work today.\"

BMW M3 forum
\" My dad got me my new exhaust, does anyone know how to install?\"

Audi S4 forum
\" I was practicing launching my car today, and I ripped off my rear bumper.\"

[florin_cars]

**** Opel Club Finland ****


I'm not sure if you have the same friendly rivalry with Opel and F*RD in Finland, as we have in the UK...?

if so, i thought you might enjoy some of these:-

(if not, i apologise in advance and take no legal responsibility for anyone taking offense from a bit of friendly banter)



Fix Or Repair Daily
Fickle Old Rusty Deathtrap
Fill Oil & Reserviors Daily
Fails On Rainy Days
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
Flip Over, Read Directions
Found On Road, Dead
Found On a Rubbish Dump
Found Outside Refuse Dump
Found Outside Rotting Dump
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Found On Red Dumpster
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fault Of R&D
Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Foot On Road Decelerates
For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
Fireball On Rear Denting
Falling Off: Rusty Door
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Found On Redneck's Driveway
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Freaking Owner's Realy Dumb
Foreign Organization (of) Reckless Drivers
Federation Of Retarded Drivers
Fabrication Ordinaire, Réparation Difi*ile

(backwards)
driver returns on foot

[aleks]

super misto
oricum alea primele sunt valabile mai mult in state

[fiderzen]

Originally Posted by \"Psycho\"

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

asta e mortala )

este la sectiunea filme,burnout cu 4x4 ceva parca,a pus Madskilz un filmulet cu un subaru wrx sti care facea cerculete intr-o parcare pana l-au amendat politistii,probabil ca ala care a scris replica de mai sus era chiar cel din filmuletz

[Ciro_zel]

OLTCIT forums: A ta cand a luat foc ultima oara?

[aleks]

Originally Posted by \"Ciro_zel\"

OLTCIT forums: A ta cand a luat foc ultima oara?

din experienta ciro_zel?

[Ciro_zel]

Originally Posted by \"aleks\"

din experienta ciro_zel?

Neah..inca astept...cica arde frumos .Oricum..nu ma intrebati de ce am mereu apa in masina si vreau sa iau un exctinctor de 20 de kile

[aleks]

dak t vede politia pe strada iti da o prima pentru cel mai prevazator conducator auto

[Turbo110]

faza cu McLarenul mi sa parut ce a mai tare

[Ford_V6]

forum dacia logan

astazi la 50 la ora am evitat o groapa si m-am rasturnat. soacra-mea a murit. multumesc domnului Stroe pe aceasta cale