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ce se mai aude pe forumurile de masini :)
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it? BMW Forums - - - What ARE these orange lights on the corner of my car for? Lamborghini forum - - - Wind noise around 210MPH. Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back. Mustang forums - - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. Monte Carlo forums - - - Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. Civic forums - - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. VW Bug forum - - - The Save the Earth concert was a success. Yugo Forum - - - When's the last time yours ran? Miata forums - - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car. Chevy Tahoe forum - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? Pontiac Fiero forum - - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit. BMW 7-series forum - - - Where to get service on my Rolex? Cadillac forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Chevy Suburban Forum - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon? Buick Forum - - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? Delorean forum - - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Crown Victoria forum - - - How come people never pass me on the highway? Honda Accord forum - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. Toyota Echo forum - - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? Ferrari forums - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast. Porsche forums - - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? Jaguar forum - - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? Mercedes forum - - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? Mini forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. Dodge Viper forum - - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather? McLaren F1 forum - - - Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me. Dodge Minivan forum - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be? Hummer forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $450 in gas. Fiat forum - - - Hello? Am I the only member? Subaru WRX forum - - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. Supra Forums - - - Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa. Ford 2.3 forums - - - Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start! |
damm cool.dak mai ai mai pune k sunt mortale!!!
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hahaha...beton...am ras 10 minute:)
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Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. asta e mortala :)) |
Am gasit si eu cateva:
Supra Forums - - -Tightened a few bolts under the hood - picked up 153 RWHP. Honda S2000 Forum -Spun out in the rain/gravel/ice. Car totaled, but I'm ok. Mitsubishi forum -How to remove training wheels BMW 745 -750 forum - How do I get a coffee stain out of my carpet? SMART Forums: -Someone else called my car a Neon today! |
SMART forum
\" Tried to hang out with muscle car guys tonight, got punched in the face. Then went to hang out with import guys, got punched in the face.\" Supra forum \" Forum record, 1200hp T88 14.2 @ 195mph, now how do I get it off this dyno\" WRX forum \" Need help, Car wont do burnouts like other cars, WTF!!!!\" \" What offset do I need to run 16x10.5 rims.\" Chevy Astrovan forum \" Today I broke the record, I fit 32 amigo's in my van on the way to work today.\" BMW M3 forum \" My dad got me my new exhaust, does anyone know how to install?\" Audi S4 forum \" I was practicing launching my car today, and I ripped off my rear bumper.\" |
**** Opel Club Finland ****
I'm not sure if you have the same friendly rivalry with Opel and F*RD in Finland, as we have in the UK...? if so, i thought you might enjoy some of these:- (if not, i apologise in advance and take no legal responsibility for anyone taking offense from a bit of friendly banter) Fix Or Repair Daily Fickle Old Rusty Deathtrap Fill Oil & Reserviors Daily Fails On Rainy Days First On Recall Day First On Road to Dump Flip Over, Read Directions Found On Road, Dead Found On a Rubbish Dump Found Outside Refuse Dump Found Outside Rotting Dump Funny Old Rattling Dump Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Found On Red Dumpster Formed Of Rejected DNA Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Fault Of R&D Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fabricated Of Refried Dung Foot On Road Decelerates For Old, Rotten Deadbeat Flintstone Or Rubble Driven Fireball On Rear Denting Falling Off: Rusty Door Free Or Reduced Drastically Forced On Reluctant Drivers Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Found On Redneck's Driveway Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Fast Only Rolling Downhill Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Freaking Owner's Realy Dumb Foreign Organization (of) Reckless Drivers Federation Of Retarded Drivers Fabrication Ordinaire, Réparation Difi*ile (backwards) driver returns on foot |
super misto :lol:
oricum alea primele sunt valabile mai mult in state :wink: |
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este la sectiunea filme,burnout cu 4x4 ceva parca,a pus Madskilz un filmulet cu un subaru wrx sti care facea cerculete intr-o parcare pana l-au amendat politistii,probabil ca ala care a scris replica de mai sus era chiar cel din filmuletz :shock: :lol: :lol: :twisted: |
OLTCIT forums: A ta cand a luat foc ultima oara? :lol:
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dak t vede politia pe strada iti da o prima pentru cel mai prevazator conducator auto :lol:
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faza cu McLarenul mi sa parut ce a mai tare
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forum dacia logan
astazi la 50 la ora am evitat o groapa si m-am rasturnat. soacra-mea a murit. multumesc domnului Stroe pe aceasta cale :wink: |
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