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Old 09-07-04, 16:06   #1
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Default Clatitele pot dauna grav sanatatii

Sex printre clatite

Medicii de la Spitalul Clinic nr.1 Craiova s-au confruntat, zilele trecute cu un caz neobisnuit, transmite Romnet. Un cuplu s-a prezentat la spital, barbatul avand o rana la organul sexual, iar femeia avea arcada sparta si prezenta o arsura pe omoplatul drept. Cei doi pacienti le-au spus medicilor ce s-a intamplat. Ei se ranisera reciproc in timpul unei partide de sex oral, consumata in bucatarie. Tanara \"era ingenuncheata\" in timp ce partenerul intorcea clatite. La un moment dat, barbatul a dat gres si niste stropi din aluatul fierbinte au cazut pe spatele fetei, care, de durere, si-a muscat partenerul de penis. Din reflex, barbatul a lovit-o pe tanara cu tigaia in cap ... PLIZ DIE!
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Old 09-07-04, 18:42   #2
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asa devin oltencele fierbinti.....
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Old 29-07-04, 15:19   #3
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LOOOOOLLL
hahahahahahha
Clatitele astea si efectu` lor la olteni ........

Astia or fii incercat faza din Swordfish in varianta romaneasca
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Old 30-07-04, 17:38   #4
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e de pe nush ce site stirea asta .. cand am vazut`o si eu am ras de m`am cracit i`am aratat`o lu maica`mea si a ras si ea de n`a mai putut ..
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Old 31-07-04, 00:29   #5
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LOOOOOLLL
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Clatitele astea si efectu` lor la olteni ........

Astia or fii incercat faza din Swordfish in varianta romaneasca
ce faza???
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Old 31-07-04, 05:36   #6
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da e veche rau faza.... prima oara cand am auzit am crezut ca e un banc....
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Old 12-08-04, 13:11   #7
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Are dreptate Santos..asta era banc mai demult !
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Old 13-08-04, 15:30   #8
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mai are importana? cert e k am ras de n-am mai putut cand am citit hahahahhaha
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Old 13-08-04, 21:01   #9
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nonamee, e vb de faza in care unu' care era programator a fost pus de \"un baiat rau\" sa sparga niste coduri in cateva minute sau 1 min parca...si, ca \"motivatie\", a pus-o pe una sa-i faca oral in timp ce se concentra baiatul acolo...
By the way, ce parere au fetele de-aici despre sexul oral(atat cel primit cat si cel oferit)? Intrebare simpla si fireasca...Daca sunt cumva obscen, sa mi se stearga postul.
 
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looooool bogdanCMS ai zis-o.. hai k si eu sunt curios
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Old 14-08-04, 00:08   #11
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Frate Bogdan, nu stiu altii cum sunt dar eu nu m-as apuca sa vorbesc despre sex oral in topic despre si cu clatite...Nu stiu dar parca noi ne consideram \"MAI TARI\"
Stii vorba aia - \"nu vorbi de funie in casa spanzuratului\"

On-topic - si mie-mi plac clatitele...moi
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Old 14-08-04, 00:16   #12
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Hai c-ai fost tare, tizule ... O noua abordare: \"Would you wrap my pancake?\"...
Pun pariu ca nici o fata n-o sa-si spuna parerea concret aici...si ash vrea sa pierd pariul...
 
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hai... ca pan la urma ajungeti la filmuletzul ala numit \"cheesburger\".. ..
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hai... ca pan la urma ajungeti la filmuletzul ala numit \"cheesburger\".. ..
ce film? ce cheesburger?
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