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Old 06-02-04, 02:11   #31
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Un trabant mergea pe o sosea si dintr-o data i se strica motorul. Trage pe dreapta. Sta ce sta si apare un Lamborghini ultimu' raget. Soferului din Lamborghini i se face mila de trabantist si se opreste sa-l remorcheze. Trabantistu' e de acord dar il mai roaga ceva: - Bine ma da' uite io' am un trabantel si tu...asa ca te rog sa nu o calci prea tare. Tipul aproba. Masinile pornesc. Totul merge bine pana apare un Ferrari. Soferul din el se uita cu dispret la cel din Lamborghini. Acesta se enerveaza si il provoaca la intrecere. Amandoi accelereaza neluind in seama Trabantelu' care claxona innebunit. Din intmplare un reporter se afla pe marginea soselei. A doua zi se publica in ziar: \"...si pe deasupra ca sa vedeti ca ieri lumea a fost sub influenta unei radiatii necunoscute, am vazut un Ferrari si un Lamborghini intrecandu-se nebuneste si in spatele lor un trabant claxonind nervos sa i se faca loc...\".
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Old 06-02-04, 02:37   #32
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Da de asta ce zicetzi ???
Eu m-am \" cacat \" pe mine de ras !!!
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Old 06-02-04, 12:52   #33
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Old 13-02-04, 03:10   #34
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Hai ca aia care se caca si isi belea ursu ochii la ea a fost tare .... da de astea ce spunetzi ???
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un trabant se pregateste sa iasa dintr-o parcare,insa in calea acestuia se gasea un ***...trabantul zice:\"Mey,***-ule,da-te la o parte,nu vezi ca vine o masina?\"...la care ***-ul zice:\"Daca tu esti o masina,atunci eu sunt profiterol...!\"
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Old 29-02-04, 18:41   #36
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Ion & Maria,intr-o ipostaza delicata...Ion,in extaz,zice:\"Maria,esti prima femeie din viata mea....pot sa-ti zic Eva?\"...Maria ii raspunde:\"Bine,Ioane...zi-mi Eva,daca vrei...auzi,dar tie pot sa-ti spun Peugeot?\"...Ion zice:\"Da,dar de ce?\"...Maria:\"Fiindca esti al 206-lea din viata mea...\"
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Old 29-02-04, 18:55   #37
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De ce are Dacia un mare magnet montat la tamponul din spate?
Ca sa se poata recupera piesele ce cad în timpul mersului.


P.S ..aicad bancul tau de pe pagina anterioara cu trabantul e super tare !!:
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Old 01-03-04, 02:10   #38
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deci ION si MARIA [ATENTIE! continut obscen]
erau ei in noaptea nuntii si Ion ii zice mariei:
- marie facem un porno mic?
- bine ioane hai!
fac ei un porno mic, dupa 10 min zice ion:
- marie mai facem un porno mic?
- bine ioane hai inca unu!
dup ca fac ei inca un porno mic io ii zic mariei:
- marie hai mai facem un porno mic?
- bine ioane hai inca unu!
dupa inca 10 min ii zice ion mariei:
- mai marie hai mai fecem un porno mic?
- nu mai ioane ca am obosit, dar fa tu in pahar ca beau eu maine dimineatza!
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Old 01-03-04, 16:23   #39
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aveti grija unde parcati masina dupa ce va certati cu prietena.
Stiu ei cine !!!
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Masina pt HONDARU!!!
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Old 03-03-04, 07:20   #41
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Luati de-aici...pentru inceput
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