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Old 31-10-06, 13:48   #31
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*trezit prematur-ocoliti-ma
*Cap ou PAs Cap
*inteligenta ma cauta dar eu ma ascund tot timpul
*aviable but not 4u
si cateva harfe de genu:
*deseara in Kristall
*maine plec in Spania
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Old 02-11-06, 18:41   #32
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Super tari toate)

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Old 09-11-06, 19:54   #33
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unu de la mine din lista avea acu statusu asta : ma f*t cu o zdreanta de fata brb =)) am dat print screen da nu merge sa pun poza nush c are (
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Old 09-11-06, 22:55   #34
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unu de la mine din lista avea acu statusu asta : ma f*t cu o zdreanta de fata brb =)) am dat print screen da nu merge sa pun poza nush c are (
schimba numele fisierului si o sa mearga....

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Old 09-11-06, 23:02   #35
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in sfarsit am putut sa atasez imaginea
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Old 10-11-06, 12:36   #36
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in sfarsit am putut sa atasez imaginea
tare rau =))
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Old 10-11-06, 20:29   #37
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Bai Ma Lesi Fati Bagajele Si Iesi :d
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Old 11-11-06, 05:09   #38
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"Vine vara...vand antigelul folosit asta iarna"
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Old 14-11-06, 18:49   #39
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"Fraierii din 12F maine nu facem mate"
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Old 28-11-06, 17:57   #40
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ia uite aici
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Old 28-11-06, 18:13   #41
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Status ! ``Ce faci mah ?... Imi citesti mie statusu ?... Alta treaba nu ai ?... hai g0 g0 g0 ..!! ``
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Old 29-11-06, 13:19   #42
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"cine ma deranjeaza are o bere...NU GLUMESC!!!"
o ard aiurea pe bomboane
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Old 29-11-06, 13:32   #43
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ce sa fac cand ma plictisesc
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Old 29-11-06, 19:57   #44
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ADUNATE.. DE PA LA PRIETENI, DE PE NET.... ADUNATE....
-I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!
-sunt plecat, vorbeste in punga si cand ma intorc imi dai punga....
-invisible. only stupid people can see me
-Ofer cucu salbatic de preerie..oferta limitata
-Membru al asociatiei nationale "darma-s-ar scolile"
-Pt fete FUCK ME IF YOU DARE

-Error, this person should be in the invisibile mode. Please restart your computer and contact yahoo at messenger@yahoo.com
-Mai bine sa te stii dispretuit decat sa fii lingusit in timp ce esti dispretuit
-New Status Message...
-I'm very very very happy! Nu deranjati fericirea!
-chestia haioasa la acest status este ca, in momentul in care realizezi ca acest text este fara sens, este prea tarziu pentru a te opri din citit
-There are two kind of persons:who like me and who can go to hell
-Sunt mai mult decat Stepped Out...sunt si Busy ca I'm on the Phone si chiar nu stiu cand I'm going to Be Right Back!
-Sunt oriunde, numai aici nu
-Piua!
-Va urasc cu toata dragostea
-Sunt supi… am aflat cat de prost sunt.. sar daca ma uit in jur.,.. i-mi trece supararea subit:S
-aaa...uf...uf..nu ma deranjati..in 2 sec ating orgasmul
-Daca nu sunt la coada la paine cautati-ma la oua
-Daca ai vointa poti muta si muntii, daca ai creier ii lasi acolo, ca nu te deranjeaza
-Astazi eram in biserica si cand ma uit la cucoana de langa mine ..isi aprindea tigara..Doamne sa scap berea din mana nu alta……..
-calare...pe situatie!

-add request pending
-Me not here,me gone bye,leave a message,i'll replay
-Ma masturbez, nu deranjati ca blowjobesc pe voi
-Inca ma masturbez.. asa ca nu va riscati
-Available and Invisible....But BUSY!
-pentru tine... da tu,ala care imi citesti statusul,nu-s pentru tine,dar pentru restul sunt !
-Merg pe gard, ma tin de drum, dau cu caini in bolovane........
-Nobody…….. is perfect...I'm Nobody
-Vand rinichi bolnav pentru scopuri stiintifice sau schimb cu mouse optic 5 butoane Microsoft si port Infrarosu de mare viteza
-Cand stapanul nu-i acasa, sar pe geam si intru-n casa.
- Enervez in rate lunare
- Le stiu pe toate ....da-s maritate
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Old 03-12-06, 10:50   #45
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ia uitati-va la astia.. pff )) ce handicapati
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