Forum 4Tuning - Muzica - Parodii/Funny

Goldie Lookin Chain - you knows I loves you babe :

I'm gonna make you sweat,
The way a pig sweats on a hot day.
'Cos I'm felling real sexy baby.
Real Sexy. Uhhhn, yeah.
That's right, I'm gonna put me a sexy video on,
and I'm gonna massage some oil into my body, baby,
'cos I'm gonna get tight with you.
Yeah. one time.

I wanna take to McDonalds with a candle.
Girl, it's my love you can't handle.
I see you working on your way home from work.
Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk.
I'm for real - it ain't no quirk.
My love is waitin' the way a rapist would lurk
in a bush, or a carpark in town.
I bought you this necklace, it cost me £12
from Argos, Elizabeth Duke.
Baby, you're the Skywalker to my Luke.
The Darth to the Vader,
flip over the cross-fader
I'll serenade you with a bag of Space Raiders,
or Walkers, or Smiths, or maybe even Quavers,
'cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers -
With glowsticks and funny hats on.
I loves you more than I loves my bong.

Fantasy!

You knows I loves you, baby.
I know you feel it, baby.

Oh you ****ing knows I loves you, right,
but the thing is, it's like this.

You see, I can feel it inside.
I can't explain how it feels.
My sexual love's for real.
Girl, you knows it's true, like Milli Vanilli
I'll buy you ten fags on a daytrip to Caerphilly.
I'm after your heart, or don't you see
that your three kids doesn't bother me, you Know...

I'll give you a rose,
pull out your chair when we eat.
****, I can't - in McDonalds it's a bolted seat.
Don't matter, 'cos I'm here with you
with a medium value meal and a chocolate sundae too.
Later on, I'll come and help you sign on.
I'll stare into your eyes, the housing benefits gone wrong.
Don't worry baby, it won't take too long.
I'm just sitting; I'm just waiting; I'm just writing this song.
You know, that time passes and I'm loving every second -
buying chips for you is as lovely as I reckoned.
You're Victoria Spice, I'm David Beckham
If you were Delboy, I'd be the streets of Peckham.
Why don't you come to me, why can't you see?
My love for you is like Mark Bolan to a tree.

Dance with me

You knows I loves you, baby.
I know you feel it, baby.
Tonight.

I'll take you for a ride, we won't go far.
You've been running through my mind like a shining star.
We've got plenty of time to make sweet love
'cos tonight's the night we take off the glove.
You know what I mean, you're taking the pill.
Don't worry - I'll sort out the bill
Supported by the DHSS,
family allowance will sort out the mess.
What's it gonna take, to get your attention?
A tracksuit? a gold chain? a seven-inch erection?
Say no more, I can feel a tear.
You can smokes a fag and drinks my beer

I'll never want another like I want you.
To prove my love, I got a tattoo - on my bollocks.
I was gonna have your name,
but I only got initials 'cos I couldn't stand the pain

My physical love

You knows I loves you, baby.
I know you feel it, baby.
Tonight.

The emotional reality

You're the nicest looking woman outside of my sexmags -
especially with your makeup, when your wearing your gladrags.
I gotta tell you, I gotta let you know.
I wanna buy you trips down the Mecca Bingo.
We'll sit together, get four in a row
and win a china dog and with it, too, a family show.
This is romance, how it should be done.
When it's you and me together, it can only spell fun.
We'll walk together, buy some meat in the market.
I'll piss on the car, you'll smile and park it.
I've got to tell you about something I think -
without you in my chain I'm the Weakest Link
So get down baby, and feel my love.
I'll get you drunk in Wetherspoons, into a bush I'll shove
I'll have a grope and get a last bus.
A romantic date.
Just the two of us.

Yeah, one time

You knows I loves you, baby.
I know you feel it, baby.
Tonight.

Electrical Love

You knows I loves you, baby.
I know you feel it, baby.
Tonight.

I'm feeling kinda,
Kinda sexy baby.
What say you put on that exercise video
and I'll watch you...sweat.
Oh yeah!
That damn video with Felicity Kendal.
Damn you the shit, baby.
You making me feel kinda...itchy.
Uhhn...one time.
I'm gonna go put the mask and gloves on.
Oh yeah, yeah, take em off, baby.
Just...**** the music, take them off.
Just, argh, freak this shit, man.
Turn the ****ing tape off, man.

Daca tot va place asa mult voi mai pune :twisted: