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Dj. Kameleon 08-03-11 19:44
Re: Respiro
 
-Cum te numesti, Domnule ?
- Petru Potopeanu.
- Si ce lucrezi ?
- Prepar pesti pentru pulverizat.
- Bine, dar ce anume operatii faci ?
- Pun pestele pe placi, potrivesc placile pe plite, pregatesc patru
putini pentru pestele prajit, pulverizez pasta produsa, pun pe pungi.
- Dar de ce vorbesti numai cu "P"?
- Poftim ?
- De ce vorbesti numai cu "P"?
- Pentruca pot pronunta pe P perfect perceptibil.
- Ei, asta e acum ! Pun ramasag ca la intrebarile mele vei gresi.
- Primesc.
- Pe cit ?
- Pun prinsoare pe patru poli !
- S-a facut. Spune-mi ce-ti place sa maninci ?
- Peste, pastravi, plachie, potirnici, prepar piftie piperata,
pirjoale, pastrama, papricas, papanas, porumbei, pui pane.
- Si ce vin bei ?
- Pinot, pelin, porto.
- Si ce desert ?
- Placinte, prajituri, pepene, prune, pere, portocale, piersici.
- Dar inghetata obisnuesti ?
- Putin profiterole, parfait ( parve..).
- Spune-mi cum iti petreci timpul liber ?
- Primavara prefer plimbarile pe potecile padurilor, prin parcuri.
- Dar vara ?
- Pescuiesc.
- Si iarna ?
- Patinez.
- Te pomenesti ca poti sa-mi spui o poezie cu litera "P"?
- Pot.
- Asta nu o mai cred. Spune-o !

- POEZIA POETULUI PETRU POTOPEANU:

* "Prin pustiuri, peste pietre,*
* Pasari, pilcuri pribegesc,*
* Parasindu-si puii proprii*
* Pe pamintul parintesc.*
* Prima pasare, pilotul,*
* Plescaia puternic pliscul,*
* Patina privind pamintul,*
* Pajistea, padurea, piscul."*

- Bine ! Spune-mi textual ce i-ai spus nevestei cind ai plecat ?
- Paraschiva papusico, pentru prinz presara putin patrunjel pe
potirnichi. Pa!
- Vad ca am pierdut.
- Pardon, platesti patru poli pentru pierderea pariului.
- Platesc.
- Pune paralele pe portofel.
- Inca o intrebare.
- Poftim?
- Ce adresa ai matale ?
- Prelungirea Popa Petre 4, parter, plecind prin Pingari, peste pod.:lol::lol:

uniquevl 08-03-11 20:28
Re: Respiro
 
Alexe ce parere ai de jantele astea? Place place?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=_gF1jdKu9f4

yg.alex 08-03-11 20:31
Re: Respiro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by uniquevl (Post 4153809)
Alexe ce parere ai de jantele astea? Place place?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=_gF1jdKu9f4
stiu golfu....are cele mai urate jante :))) il mai scoate air-ride-u' ala :))

KpE BuRn 08-03-11 23:32
Re: Respiro
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT_De...eature=related :)

sl_tgv 09-03-11 19:20
Re: Respiro
 
http://www.timesnewroman.ro/calendar...-ianuarie-2011
:drunk:

Dr.Dre 09-03-11 20:06
Re: Respiro
 
nu pot sa cred asa ceva,am ras cu lacrimi.:drunk:
http://www.picinel.ro/2011/03/beat-m...de-in-romania/

Provenzano 10-03-11 01:48
Re: Respiro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr.Dre (Post 4156703)
nu pot sa cred asa ceva,am ras cu lacrimi.:drunk:
http://www.picinel.ro/2011/03/beat-m...de-in-romania/
rezistent al nania de retardat

Dj. Kameleon 10-03-11 19:49
Re: Respiro
 
http://www.4tuning.tv/czG8SSw8XEy/Fa...wsletter_29157 prea tare omu`...:shock:
https://www.4tuning.ro/drift/cel-mai-...wsletter_29157
https://www.4tuning.ro/tehnica-auto/c...wsletter_29157
https://www.4tuning.ro/alte-stiri-aut...wsletter_29157

yg.alex 10-03-11 21:57
Re: Respiro
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzTZKKrI1kQ

frankie_let 10-03-11 22:01
Re: Respiro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by yg.alex (Post 4159819)
:)) prea tare ...

Kaluvr6 16-03-11 11:51
Re: Respiro
 
http://www.crimetime.ro/internationa...tor-video.html

IONUT-GBP 16-03-11 17:35
Re: Respiro
 
http://www.incont.ro/externe/paradis...erie-foto.html

Bogdan.vl 16-03-11 18:18
Re: Respiro
 
https://www.220.ro/auto/Cum-Se-Vede-O...Sa/smipTrmcf2/

sper ca n`a mai fost pus pe aici

sharkylete 16-03-11 18:35
Re: Respiro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaluvr6 (Post 4145716)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bogdan.vl (Post 4174934)
Ba parca a fost ceva de genu`... :D

:paper:

Bogdan.vl 16-03-11 19:25
Re: Respiro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkylete (Post 4174995)
Ba parca a fost ceva de genu`... :D

:paper:
ehhh asta e ;d
parca`l stiam eu si de pe aici :oops:

sl_tgv 16-03-11 21:27
Re: Respiro
 
sfanta nimereala :))
http://vplay.ro/watch/u88f9t6j/

frankie_let 17-03-11 10:31
Re: Respiro
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IrNR_s5vzs :))))) panica :))

Dr.Dre 17-03-11 18:52
Re: Respiro
 
Animale pe 4 roti: urs, pisica, cobra, balena. De unde vin denumirile masinilor?
https://www.4tuning.ro/old-school-car...ilor-8726.html

Dj. Kameleon 17-03-11 19:45
Re: Respiro
 
https://www.4tuning.ro/masini-tari/bm...wsletter_29692

RadooM 18-03-11 00:13
Re: Respiro
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo7FE...eature=related

yg.alex 18-03-11 00:21
Re: Respiro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by RadooM (Post 4178623)
vedeti ce masina conduce titi aur, aaaaa ? :>:>:>:lol:

sharkylete 18-03-11 00:38
Re: Respiro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by yg.alex (Post 4178639)
vedeti ce masina conduce titi aur, aaaaa ? :>:>:>:lol:
Da, un VW Golf... :chew:

yg.alex 18-03-11 06:19
Re: Respiro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkylete (Post 4178662)
Da, un VW Golf... :chew:
It's a VW thing, you wouldn't understand :mrhappy:

on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjT0dz3zPFs

narcisvl 18-03-11 18:25
Re: Respiro
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzqeU...1&feature=fvwp

Bogdan.vl 18-03-11 22:28
Re: Respiro
 
http://www.cancan.ro/sport/extrafotb...or-152584.html

dog_sniper 18-03-11 23:07
Re: Respiro
 
http://www.vplay.ro/watch/dj3jsqtn/

Kaluvr6 19-03-11 12:42
Re: Respiro
 
http://www.crimetime.ro/politie/doi-...-de-radar.html

http://www.crimetime.ro/internationa...insotitor.html

http://www.crimetime.ro/internationa...ape-video.html

trafy-vr6 20-03-11 11:43
Re: Respiro
 
Hai ca stiu ca va place:)
http://romaniiautalent.protv.ro/vide...nsparenta.html

frankie_let 21-03-11 14:50
Re: Respiro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by trafy-vr6 (Post 4184632)
ai de capu meu:))))

sl_tgv 21-03-11 20:36
Re: Respiro
 
http://vplay.ro/watch/ghemdwux/
asta e pentru lunganu :))

Lunganu' 22-03-11 06:26
Re: Respiro
 
trebuie sa o ridic de la posta?:De cu ramburs?:))

lupalb 22-03-11 07:04
Re: Respiro
 
ba tu ce faci pe net de la 6 45? ca am vrut sa te intreb.
ON:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuhrEGfUQbo

sharkylete 22-03-11 09:59
Re: Respiro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lunganu' (Post 4189921)
trebuie sa o ridic de la posta?:De cu ramburs?:))

Daca tot e la posta... hai sa o ridicam mai multi.. plm, te duci singur, poate mai ai nevoie de una alta... :)

Lunganu' 22-03-11 12:13
Re: Respiro
 
pai astept sa imi vina preavizul in posta:))si mergem:))

Bogdan.vl 22-03-11 16:03
Re: Respiro
 
https://www.220.ro/animale/La-Ce-Sunt...gi/n9ZMXjue2a/

Dj. Kameleon 22-03-11 19:01
Re: Respiro
 
:!:
http://www.4tuning.tv/Lbrbrepd02x/Ev...wsletter_30066

Bogdan.vl 22-03-11 19:48
Re: Respiro
 
http://www.sport.ro/stiri/super-imag...ergi-aici.html

yg.alex 23-03-11 21:02
Re: Respiro
 
https://www.220.ro/funny/Cum-Testeaza...ag/gaxpdumu1y/

https://www.220.ro/funny/Animale-Bete...la/cYDDpibJaw/

frankie_let 24-03-11 13:42
Re: Respiro
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by yg.alex (Post 4195155)
ai de capu meu:))))))))

Bogdan.vl 25-03-11 16:58
Re: Respiro
 
http://www.4tuning.tv/HJcoeQpEWK6/Ac...n_Block_1.html

Ce frumos se lanseaza pe orbita :))
Mai bine ramane la asfalt


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