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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny by Inferno
ti`am da dar nu stau pe mess ai ceva urgent sa imi zici acu ? daca da da`mi pm nu mai am treaba cu mess`u :)
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny by Inferno
cu ce tara seamana pasarica femeii?1cu anglia pt ca e mereu umeda?2cu,coreea pt ca e impartita in doua?3cu liban pt ca au loc periodic varsari de sange?4cu romania pt ca iti vine sa iti bagi p... in ea de tara? tu ce parere ai?
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny by Inferno
perfect de acord :))
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Sotul asteapta langa salonul de infrumusetare. Dupa un timp indelungat iese de acolo sotia sa. El se uita la ea, respira adanc si spuse : bine , macar ai incercat !
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny by Inferno
La banca se înfatiseaza un batrânel care cere sa i se acorde un credit destul de mare.Putin jenat angajatul bancii îl întreaba: -Ce vârsta aveti? -85 de ani,raspunde senin batrânelul. -Stiti,la aceasta vârsta aveti nevoie de cineva care sa garanteze ca veti achita împrumutul,îi explica functionarul. -A,nici o problema,vin cu tata! Blocat,functionarul exclama: -Cu tata?Imposibil!Dar câti ani are? -110,replica batrânul.Haideti,va rog!,insista el.Stiti,avem nevoie de bani pentru nunta bunicului.. Din ce în ce mai uimit,angajatul bancii întreaba: -Dar câti ani are bunicul dumneavoastra? -140,veni raspunsul. -140?,striga functionarul. -Si la vârsta asta mai vrea sa se însoare? La care batrânelul raspunse,facând cu ochiul: -Ei ,nu prea vrea el,dar îl împing parinti
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny by Inferno
Un sef ajunge la birou dimineata cu fermoarul de la pantaloni desfacut. Secretara, nestiind cum sa-l puna in tema direct, il abordeaza: -Sefule azi dimineata, cand ai plecat de acasa, ai inchis usa de la garaj? Fraza nu a avut darul sa-l lumineze asa ca tipul a intrat in birou un pic nedumerit. Se aseaza el la birou, incepe sa-si vada de treaba si vede prohabul desfacut. In momentul respectiv are o revelatie referitor la spusele secretarei asa ca se gandeste sa o necajeasca un pic. O cheama in birou sa-i aduca o cafea si o intreaba: - Cand ai vazut usa de la garaj deschisa mi-ai vazut si Jaguarul? Secretara, zambind un moment raspunde: - Nu, sefule. Tot ce am vazut era un Mini-Cooper cu doua cauciucuri desumflate
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny by Inferno
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit. What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. Why do niggers cry during sex? The Mace. How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope. What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence. Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too. What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic? Someone too lazy to steal. Why don't niggers take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out. What do nigger kids get for Christmas? Your bike. What's a niggers idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch." Why do spics drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time. What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy? A chain of empty retail stores. Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox? Cats keep covering them up. What do you call an apartment full of niggers? A COON-dominium. Why are there no nigger astronauts? Their lips explode at 50,000 feet. How do you babysit a niglet? Wet his lips and stick him to the wall. How do you get him down? Teach him to say "Motherfucker." How else do you babysit a niglet? Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump. How do you get him down? Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pińata party. Why do jews have big noses? Air is free. What is a nigger on a bike? Thief. What's long and black and smells like shit? The welfare line. What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? Good start. What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life? First grade. How was break dancing invented? Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars. Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards? To teach their kids how to walk. How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger? What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it. What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?" Why are chimps always frowning? They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers. Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball? The harder you hit it the more English you get. How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon? All of them if you put them in the ashtray. A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first? Who cares.:twisted::twisted: |
Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny by Inferno
mi`a provocat un mic zambet dar nu`mi plac bancurile cu negrii, mi se pare prea rasiste :lol:
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny by Inferno
Ursul, scoate alocatia pe tot anul si isi cumpara un Ferarri. Il agata pe iepure sa mearga cu el. La impresii ursul ii spune:
- Iepurasule vrei sa-ti arat ca ii dau 300 si ne oprim la 2cm de prapastie? Iepurasul amator de senzatii tari accepta. Pornesc, 100, 200, 300 si se opresc la exact 2 cm de prapastie. Intreaba ursul: - Te-ai pisat pe tine? - Da ursule, is ud tot, da pot sa incerc si eu? Se urca iepurele si ii da: 100 , 200 , 300, 350 si il intreaba pe urs: - Ursuleee , te-i pisat pe tine ?! - DAAA , is ud tot ..... - Atunci poti sa te si caci , ca n-ajung la franaaaaaa!!!!! |
Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny by Inferno
doamne fereste =))))
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Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny by Inferno
tare rau asta uc iepurele =)))))) CRIMINALLL!!!
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Vine Goghi acasa si in carnetu de note are 2 la educatia fizica
Tacsu: - Goghi, cum dracu tu baiat sportiv, care si acasa faci sport si te ridici la bara ai 2 la educatia fizica Goghi: - Profu de educatie fizica zice, Goghi ridica un picior, eu ridic un picior, dupa aia zice Goghi ridica-l pe celalalt, si eu zic pai crezi ca po sa stau in p00la , si mi-a pus 2. Tacsu: - Bravo Goghi, bine ai facut! A doua zi vine Goghi acasa se uita tac-su in carnetu de note are 2 la literatura. Tacsu: - Goghi, cum ma tu baiat destept, care citesti toata ziua ai 2 la literatura Goghi: - Profu de literatura ne-a pus sa compunem cate o poezie, si eu am compus Cocosel cu gatul gol bate toba prin ocol Bate dimineata tare Nu lasa copii sa doarma, f00tutul de cocos Tacsu: - Brava Goghi chiar ca e f00tut cocoselu daca nu lasa copii sa doarma A treia zi ajunge acasa de la scoala si ii spune tatalui: - Am luat 2 la matematica azi ..... - Ce s-a intamplat? - Pai m-a intrebat profesorul 'Cat fac 3 x 2?' si *eu am spus '6' - Pai .. e corect. - Stiu, dupa care m-a intrebat 'Cat fac 2 x 3?' - Si care p00la mea e diferenta? Asta am spus si eu... Vine a 4-a zi Goghi acasa si ii zice lu tacsu ca l-a dat afara de la scaoala de tot. -Pai de ce? - Pai m-au chemat in cancelarie, intru eu acolo cand ma uit : profu de matematica, profu de educatie fizica, profu de literatura si profu de geografie - Pai ce p00la mea cauta profu de geografie acolo? - Pai asta i-am intrebat si eu |
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