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da mah asa cradeam si eu......degeaba am citit ce a scris BULLETT:) si inca ceva daca vreti sa puneti banc sau cei puneti ceva mai scurt ma plictisesc pana le citesc :PP
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ai PM...vin duminica da spectator
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femeia ideala:
sa aiba capu plat sa stea bine berea sa fie mica de statura pt..... si sa aibe palma ingusta ca sa se vada P*** mare Cam XXX da noah...... |
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BAH!!! Sunteti offtopic!!! :D :twisted: Ce va-ti legat voi de mine la Poze cu gagici ca io vorbeam de altceva!!!:-) :evil:
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NUH in sensu ala!!!:D :-) Vb. de id-u meu!!!:rolleyes2
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BANCURI CU POLITISTI-Doi politisti gasesc 2 grenade.
-trebuie duse la sectie!!!zice unul dein ei. -dar, daca explodeaza vreuna pe drum?!? -le zicem ca am gasit doar una!!! banc spus de profu de religie:rolleyes2 :Un preot isi ducea cu masina porcul.ESte oprit de Politie.Politistu, smecher, il intreaba: -Ce faci cu porcu', il duci la Teologie? -Daca nu intra il duc la Academia de Politie!!!:?: :rolleyes2 |
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:) :) :) fain
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A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.
While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have an AutoCAD monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?" The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very fast, clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money." The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?" "Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout projects, mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculate. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper. The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in its own cage. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?" The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's an Engineer." |
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care-i culmea zgarceniei?
sa-ti arda casa si sa dai bip la pompieri! :) si cel mai p.la om din lume |
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BA sa mor io da' la mine la liceu tata lumea zice bancuri(ala de sus e de la profu de religie)!IN continuare bancuri de la bibliotecara:Doi soareci intra intr-un cinema. Era Codul lui Da Vinci. intra ei acolo la chestia aia care invarte rola cu film si incep so rontaie.Dupa un timp unu intreaba:-Ti-a placut filmu?
celalalt:-Nu prea!A fost mai misto cartea!:?: :rolleyes2 Banc de la profa de mate:De ce sta Bula in colt?Ca stie ca acolo-s 90 grade!!!pai asta e cam naspa doar e spus de profa de mate!!!:rolleyes2 :twisted: :?: |
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Banc putin porcos:Se uita Alinuta cu mama ei la filme porno. ALinuta intreaba:
-ce fac oamenii aia? -Sandwichuri draga mea!raspunde maicasa. A doua zi iese maicasa din dormitor si Alinuta ii zice!Mamai ai facut sandwich-uri?!? Ai maioneza pe la gura!!! |
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:) :) fain fain
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