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daffy duck™ 31-08-09 14:26

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

RoByNeT 31-08-09 15:52

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by danielS777 (Post 2599411)
A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw, and spots another man on the 1st floor.
He yells down to him, but the noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language.
He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning, "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.
The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.
The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and shouts:
"What the f*ck is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!"
The other guy says: "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming!"

:)))))))))))))))))) ktrink rau asta:)))

daffy duck™ 31-08-09 20:46

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
Un tip trece pe rosu la semafor. Dupa 2 min il opreste pe dreapta o politista de la circulatie. Tipul da geamul jos si cu o moaca spasita intreaba: - Cat? Politista: - 300 RON. - Bine. Urca

RoByNeT 01-09-09 17:35

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuR9C-qpBiE

GopPo 02-09-09 11:28

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
o zi din viata lu' "Duffy"

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/07/10

daffy duck™ 02-09-09 11:35

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
mama cum le nimerea sa moara yca......foarte tare

b31rmy 02-09-09 11:40

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GopPo (Post 2605063)
o zi din viata lu' "Duffy"

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/07/10


Prea smeker filmuletu :))

Lucian_GXZ 02-09-09 11:44

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
Cam prea le nimerea... il banuiesc de manevra... aia cu cartea si aia cu servetelele pe batz.. mi se pare cam prea de tot.. ca sa nu mai zic de aia cu cheile care le arunca pe spate in ghiozdan.. f tare omu...

GopPo 02-09-09 17:05

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
https://www.220.ro/httFmXETes/Mailman-Vs-Milkman

GopPo 02-09-09 17:13

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
https://www.220.ro/c94pZsnBDU/Zoara-Puiule-Zboara

Lucian_GXZ 03-09-09 00:54

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
;)) credeam ca tu esti in film gogu ;))

GopPo 04-09-09 10:23

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
https://vimeo.com/5985294

primi pasi pe mess :lol:

Lucian_GXZ 04-09-09 15:08

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
Un batran> de 75 de ani, merge la spital sa faca o analiza a spermei.

Doctorul ii da un borcan si-i spune: - Ia borcanul asta si vino cu analiza maine!



A doua zi, batranul apare, cu borcanul la fel de curat si gol ca ziua trecuta. Doctorul intreaba ce s-a intamplat, iar batranul explica:

- Pai domnule doctor prima data am incercat cu dreapta, nimic, apoi cu stanga si nimic. Apoi am chemat-o p> nevasta-mea, incercat si ea si cu dreapta..nimic, cu stanga nimic, apoi cu gura: prima data cu proteza, apoi fara proteza si tot nimic. Apoi am chemat-o pe vecina de alaturi:> a incercat si ea si cu amandoua mainile si cu gura si tot fara rezultat.



Doctorul era socat: - Ai chemat-o si pe vecina....????,

Batranul: - Da si oricat ne-am chinuit, n-am reusit sa deschidem borcanul

GopPo 04-09-09 15:22

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
manca-mi-ai nasu'...de la cin' ai tu bancu' asta???? :lol:

bmw_motorsport 05-09-09 02:20

Re: Bancuri, Poze, Filmulete Funny
 
cum se numeste sperma de tzigan?.....esentza de ROM
si un tzigan care vb la mobil?.....romtelecom
pt fratili meu jaka;)


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