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lowrider 11-02-06 04:41

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list

P.S Eu rad si cand vad posturile mai vechi :lol:

SpeedeR 11-02-06 19:18

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Originally Posted by \"lowrider\"
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at KFC, and got one

tari astea :D :D :D

la noi in loc de Chuck Norris, ar trebui sa fie cineva de genul Vadim :lol: :lol: :lol: caterinca :D

steaua23 11-02-06 23:24

nu vadim ... mai degraba un fel de gigi becali ... ca el e cel mai smecher.

Morro 13-02-06 08:20

sursa ... http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

lowrider 13-02-06 13:17

de fapt e asta http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/


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