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a fost nice nice !! chiar mi`a plakut ....multa lume .....am impins la masini de mi`a venit rau` :))...(glumesc)...doar nu era sa`i lasam akolo pe cei "impotmoliti"...si la azuga a fost ....marfa....!! vb diseara jakal dak e ...
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Hai Fane .....poze Cu Tunatele Care Le-am Vazut Azi La Obor.........nu Mai Zace In Pat....
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am impresia ca nu merge netu
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paltoane...ce ai patit mah ?:))) de ce nu mai zici nimic ?:)))
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Kravene...nu Gasesc Id Tau Ma .......
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vezi k ti l`am trimis pe pm!!
lasa`i mha pe bogdan si palton...ai au o relatie mai speciala =)) |
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eu v-am zis ca se va rezolva. relatia noastra cred ca a luat sfarsit..pana ne vedem live :)
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A luat ban definitiv?Ce bine! :lol:
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A fost super...
Ploiesti! La cat mai multe d-astea. Distractzie maxima si neaparat cauciucuri de iarna ;) |
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hai ma ca si aseara a fost misto........
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Deci .....diseara La Munte???
AZUGA......? |
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"Basculanta" si "Pentru cei puternici" au facut legea !si bineinteles "Pacura POWa":twisted: :lol:
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da...da :))
dragos, i s-a dat ban pt ce a facut acum, fara sa fie legat de trecut. a inceput iar sa comenteze pe topicul cu prietenele si a inceput sa ma injure acolo . nu am facut decat sa atrag atentia unui moderator, sau super moderator. faptul ca imi e prieten f bun nu a avut nicio treaba :) daca ii scoate cineva bannu', va iesi urat. stiu ca isi mai luase 1 data avertisment, dar cineva i l-a scos. sau a fost temporar. aici de cate ori m-a jignit s-a considerat ca eu am inceput si ca eu merit warn, desi direct nu i-am zis nimic. dar nu mai ctz....a calcat gresit acolo unde nu prea avea ce face. in fine, sa trecem peste asta si sa revenim :) |
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jakale ..de unde atata maika.....nush`..dak aveti de gand ..va urez drum bun si have fun....
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ce-ai mah am glumit.....maine la munci....gata....
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am o problema, cupeului ii zic "sharky" sau "gazeluta", ctr-ului cum sa-i zic?
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"masina" !
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lieutenant commander worf merge?
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galbejitul .... galbejita... cum vrei:D
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tu ia masina si ai grija de asta dupa....
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am gasit! silver arrow/menace/street machine (ssm ar merge la numar nu? :D ) mai bine o iau neagra sa-i zic black beauty. sau poate starship civic/uss civic? number 1, anti-matter level? 100% sir! very well number 1, full speed ahead! yes sir cpt. picard, mr. worf warp 9! cpt. picard all systems go, on your mark. engage!
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mda...e clar... ia masina aia mai repede ca ai ajuns grav. vecine ! si dupa ce te alerg sa nu plangi!
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lt. comm. data: cpt. picard...
cpt. picard: go ahead mr. data lt. comm. data: alien spacecraft detected cpt. picard: open haling frequencies lt. comm. data: signature not recognised and they do not respond to our haling deanna troi: i sense it's a VAGaelian starship lt. comm. data: cpt. picard they are opening some kind of auxiliary propulsion ports deanna troi: i sense evil thoughts cpt. picard: mr. worf communicate the status of our VTEC-matter resources lt. comm. worf: VTEC generator fully operational, engaging standby state cpt. picard: prepare to engage hyperluminic speed on my mark lt. comm. data: cpt. picard are you sure? positive g-forces may cause some passengers to faint cpt. picard: engage the VTEC alert and stay prepared lt. comm. data: the VAGaelian ship is gaining speed! deanna troi: captain i sense every passenger is prepared! cpt. picard: on my mark.... cpt. picard: smoke the motherfucker! |
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in episodul viitor uss civic meets the borg, stay tuned for more breathtaking adventures of the uss civic!
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mda...somebody stop the lunatic !
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captain's log, stardate 563423.2342,3:
after smoking a fleet of VAGaelian invaders we are heading back home, at warp 9 of course. it was a taunting experience. what if there are more of these creatures outthere? what if someday we'll be caught in a cloud of dark diesel-matter? i think me and my crew will find a solution so why worry... |
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Saracu Tre, mi-e mila de el.
In lipsa de masina puternica a inceput sa faca basme :lol: |
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se vede clar ca astea sunt filme SF :)
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lt. comm. data: captain! VAGaelian ships aproaching!
cpt. picard: oh well, it seems we are not going to loose them too easy, they're like 20th century flies lt. comm. data: captain one of the ships IS a 20th century... oh, early 20th century VReckage cpt. picard: deanna try to find out how many passengers are aboard the VR-whatever ship, we don't want to hurt anyone deanna troi: i sense there are few passengers but they seem scared cpt. picard: number 1, we're going to save the passengers lt. comm. riker: yes sir, ready when you are cpt. picard: mr. laforge beam us aboard the VReckage comm. laforge: on your mark sir cpt. picard: engage ...a few nanoseconds later, on the wreck...damn it, VReckage i mean lt. comm. riker: omg, what noise, i feel my head exploding cpt. picard: get a grip number 1! set your phazer to stunning mode lt. comm. riker: we're saving only the women, right? cpt. picard: yes, no point in saving the VAGaelians lt. comm. riker: can we take advantage of the women while they're passed out? cpt. picard: ok, but let's hurry ...2-3... maybe 10 intercourses later, back on the uss civic saved women: oh thank you, our heroes! we're never getting into another VAGaelian ship again! they made us push the ship through a worm hole! cpt. picard: you are all safe now! another saved woman (whispering): and they didn't give us some cock either lt. comm. riker: are we going to... you know, some more? cpt. picard: i'm going to have your monster cut off if you don't behave, mr. data give me an update on the VAGaelian ships lt. comm. data: i've intercepted some data being exchanged by them, the word that you smoked that ship earlier really got them started cpt. picard: take some evasive maneuvers and then stun them with our plasma exhaust missiles, they will not know what hit them! i grant you full control of this procedure! lt. comm. data: say no more, captain! shall i use VTEC resources too? cpt. picard: no need in wasting that much energy on them lt. comm. data: understood sir, here we go! |
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lt. comm. data: captain, a LETonian aircraft is aproaching very fast!! what sha ll we do?
cpt. picard: take some evasive maneuvers and run, go into a black hole or something!! ....hide as quick as posible!!! |
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eu sunt curios care domle tehnologie VTEC fuge de TFSI? cate domle premii a luat VTEC asta? si de ce GTI se vinde mai bine?
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here we go again...
cpt. picard: computer, give me some details about TFSI please computer: captain picard, TFSI (Turbo-Fizzy with Some Ignition) was some ancient, late 20th century technology used to propel 4-wheeled metal enclosures as means of transport cpt. picard: i understand, is it some kind of ancient VTEC technology? computer: sorry sir, there is nothing in common with these two technologies, it's like the difference between a solar means of measuring time and an atomic clock cpt. picard: what details do you have about LET-something? computer: LET, the argotic term for defining a hi-performance (or so they believed) propulsion device from the long gone GM. Very similar to TFSI only more primitive. cpt. picard: i see computer: why your interest in these technologies sir? cpt. picard: oh, nothing, you know i have a passion in ancient history |
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daca si LET se apropie cu TFSi :)))
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se gandeste la ele in timp ce conduce...daia rade singur in masina :) te-am vazut nu ai cum sa zici nu
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el viseaza asa demult ca atunci cand isi va lua CTR va fi deja plicitisit...
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cpt. picard: what about rino, ren...how do you say it?
computer: renault is the actual name (pronounced [re:nau]) and stands for Raw Embarrasing Not-even-close-to Automobile Used for Loading Trash. Although they've been present since the beginning of 20th century automotive history, except for relatively sporadic decent models of transport means, their products did not leave a significant mark in history. renault fans' most common argument for the fact that renault was actually a car maker (yeah right....excuse me captain) was the formula 1 racing pedigree, as the manufacturer managed to win some titles, evidently irelevant for the quality, robustness and performance of the finished products. cpt. picard: i understand. i also heard that LET would have nothing in common with TFSI computer: the type of propulsion device, argotically called "LET" was actually called TSFI (Theoretical Super-Fizzy Injection) and despite the fact that early VAGaelians claimed they have nothing in common (GM units were renegaded even by them) they are quite similar, key differences being not so good system management, not so good materials quality, not so eficient fuel utilization, not so good everything for short |
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