:arrow: pune mana la gura......ca intra......musca...baaazzzz baaaz....da e moarta!

:D :)

:bored:

:anger: :sadblinky :tears:

cine te-a suparat mah? zii lu' shefu cine te-a suparat...

sa-iz cia lu \"shefu\" ca \"shefu\" sa-i zica lu \"shefa-flory\" sa vina sa-l(i) cotonogeasca , este ? :)

lol... chiar asha? daka ii zice lu shefu vine direct shefu... nu se mai anuntz in alte partzi... sau poate il mai iau pe unu pe post de cuier sa imi tzina geaca... sa nu mi-o patez cu sange...

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bine ca nu e 65 si 64 :lol: :lol: :lol:

buh bye!

Ce ma enerveaza scoala asta de tot ***-u
Ma pis pe el de BAC ca nu vreau sa dau la facultate
8) 8) 8)

ma bucur ca acest topic are asa mare succes...cand l-am deschis ma gandeam ca va disparea curand..dar se pare ca face fata bine timpului si criticilor voastre... :wink:

acu' 2 noptzi era sa mor... :roll: :? :shock: ... criza de gastrita (au zis aia).. cu plantoane facute toata noapte shi cu pumnul de medicamente din ora in ora...
naspa... :? :shock: :roll: :cry: :shock: :roll: :cry:

iar aseara pe la 9 ffocus mai avea 2 metri si se urca pe rechinul meu.... da omu' flashuri, claxoane, alea, alea... nimic :evil: :shock: ... el isi vedea linistit de vorba cu o tipa cu golf 4 :wink: .... bai frate vroiam shi io sa-ti mai cer autodata ca mi-a pierdut unu' cd'u meu :evil: , da' daca te-am vazut asha prins, m-am dus mai departe la banca sa scot bani.... da' nu am avut ce scoate.... :evil: :x :x :? :roll: :? :roll: :shock:

Asta e un mod mai \"finut\" de a-mi spune cum isi face de cap? :ballbounc

pai daca ma gandesc bine, cre' ka e foarte posibil sa fi confundat fordul lui cu altul asemanator.... nu mai stiu daca tatoo-urile lui sunt negre sau nu.... :? :roll: :wink:
iar tipa cu golful era insotzita de cineva mai in varsta ... deci chiar nu cred ca i-a trecut cuiva sa-si faca de cap :wink: ....

:wink: :P :roll: :? :wink:

Da da da... :paper:
Lasa... nu te simti vinovat ca ti-a scapat... N-o sa moara din asta :evil_laug

n'am de ce sa ma simt vinovat... (asta nu ma face implicit nesimtzit :wink: )...
repet insa: nu mai stiu ce culoare au tatoo'urile lui de pe ford.... e f posibil sa il fi confundat... :roll: :?

poate confirma el.... :wink:

sunt sigur ca va recunoaste : )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ))))))))))))))))))

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tocmai tu...nu ma asteptam la asa ceva...si postezi aici ascuns asa printre randuri... :no:

hosting

acu' io ce sa mai intzeleg, mai frate.... deci ai tatoo-urile negre la fordu' tau.....
:wink: :? :roll: :wink: :P

Bah mesaje inutile :!: Fara logica :!: Ca incep sa inteleg si ma supar :evil:

Doi soricei spargeau cuburi de gheata intr-un bec. Vine mama lor, elefanta si le spune: -Bai fratilor, dati-va jos din corcodush ca nu-i bicicleta mea! morala : nu lasati adidasi uzi pe pervaz ca explodeaza butelia


din ciclul 3 porci:
Doua vaci stateau într-un copac si crosetau apa folosind 2 caramizi. La un moment dat, una dintre ele o întreaba pe cealalta:
- Cît e ceasul, ma?
Cealalta scoate termometrul din caciula si zice:
- Joi!
Morala: Nu îndoiti sticle de Pepsi.

motto:
foaie verde stalp
curge apa-n bec
bivolu e fotomodel...
doua vaci stateau pe-o craca si crosetau o felie de benzina.
in zbor trece un aligator inaripat care le intreaba cat e ceasul, la care una din ele scoate barometrul si ii spune azi e joi.
Morala:
nu mai bate cuie-n geam ca e bicicleta mea!


E mai bine asa sau schimbam guvernul ca sa fac un drift pe brad?

Un crocodil crosheta dovezi intr-un bec si pe deasupra lui trecea o turma de ursi sarmosi.Unul din porci zice.Crocodilule vii cu noi!?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
AM RAS DE M-AM *** PE MINE!AUZI ......VII CU NOI? HAHAHAHA CE TARE FAZA!

shi cu tatoo'urile cum ramane :roll: :? :roll: :? :roll: :? :wink:

cand fumati nu uitati sa aprindeti geamu!

Lasati'o mai usor cu painea impaita si nu faceti multa apa in dus :lol: :lol: si aveti grija sa nu se umple apa!

as vrea si eu o punga de susan cu stiksuri! si 2 pungi de chipsuri cu cartofi!

ieri am fost la coafor si m'am scurt tuns :D si intre timp am baut si o cola de sticla si mi'au pus un film.. Cenusareala!


:peace:

sta asta pe auto update de juma; de ora :roll: :? :roll: :shock: :? :roll: :? :shock:

Nu imi mere netu pe extern :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: sa vezi ce ii injur maine p'astia de la RDS

baba mea d romana mai asculta si parazitii..shish..au inebunit :shock:

:D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :2gun: :anger: :ashamed: :baby: :ballbounc :ballbounc :bat: :blahblah: :blink: :blowme: :bong: :boogy: :bored: :boxing: :bunch: :burn: :caffine: :censored: :chainsaw: :chew: :chick: :chillpill :chuckel: :ciggy: :clap: :confused2 :drunk: :dribble: :drdodgy: :doh: :dizzy: :dance: :cry2: :crazy: :evil_laug :eyebrow: :flamed: :flower: :ford: :giggle: :google: :grandmar: :grandpa: :hahano: :headache: :headfones :help: :holden: :hug: :ihearu: :mrhappy: :love: :lips: :lemon: :lalala: :icon_kiss :joy: :inyourfac :nervious: :no: :nosebleed :nospam: :omfg: :paper: :peace: :pelvic_th :rockon: :raving: :rah: :punch: :poke: :pistoles: :pissed: :pelvic_th :rolleyes2 :sadblinky :shakefist :shrug_no: :silenced: :sleep: :sniff: :suspiciou :workout: :woowoo: :weirdface :weee: :wave: :tetter: :tenisclap :tears: :writers_b :yes: :yikes: :zombie: Astia-s toti!

doamne........... nebuni \"e\" unii =))

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH :chillpill

:flower: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :2gun: :anger: :ashamed: :baby: :ballbounc :ballbounc :bat: :blahblah: :blink: :blowme: :bong: :boogy: :bored: :boxing: :bunch: :burn: :caffine: :censored: :chainsaw: :chew: :chick: :chillpill :chuckel: :ciggy: :clap: :confused2 :crazy: :cry2: :dance: :dizzy: :doh: :drdodgy: :dribble: :drunk: :evil_laug :eyebrow: :flamed: :ford: :giggle: :google: :grandmar: :grandpa: :hahano: :headache: :headfones :help: :holden: :hug: :ihearu: :inyourfac :joy: :icon_kiss :lalala: :lemon: :lips: :love: :mrhappy: :nervious: :no: :nosebleed :nospam: :omfg: :paper: :peace: :pelvic_th :pelvic_th :pissed: :pistoles: :poke: :punch: :rah: :raving: :rockon: :rolleyes2 :sadblinky :shakefist :shrug_no: :silenced: :sleep: :sniff: :suspiciou :tears: :tenisclap :tetter: :wave: :weee: :weirdface :woowoo: :workout: :writers_b :yes: :yikes: :zombie:




:flower: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :2gun: :anger: :ashamed: :baby: :ballbounc :ballbounc :bat: :blahblah: :blink: :blowme: :bong: :boogy: :bored: :boxing: :bunch: :burn: :caffine: :censored: :chainsaw: :chew: :chick: :chillpill :chuckel: :ciggy: :clap: :confused2 :crazy: :cry2: :dance: :dizzy: :doh: :drdodgy: :dribble: :drunk: :evil_laug :eyebrow: :flamed: :ford: :giggle: :google: :grandmar: :grandpa: :hahano: :headache: :headfones :help: :holden: :hug: :ihearu: :inyourfac :joy: :icon_kiss :lalala: :lemon: :lips: :love: :mrhappy: :nervious: :no: :nosebleed :nospam: :omfg: :paper: :peace: :pelvic_th :pelvic_th :pissed: :pistoles: :poke: :punch: :rah: :raving: :rockon: :rolleyes2 :sadblinky :shakefist :shrug_no: :silenced: :sleep: :sniff: :suspiciou :tears: :tenisclap :tetter: :wave: :weee: :weirdface :woowoo: :workout: :writers_b :yes: :yikes: :zombie:


Astais toti de doua ori!Tulai Doamne!

:flower: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :2gun: :anger: :ashamed: :baby: :ballbounc :ballbounc :bat: :blahblah: :blink: :blowme: :bong: :boogy: :bored: :boxing: :bunch: :burn: :caffine: :censored: :chainsaw: :chew: :chick: :chillpill :chuckel: :ciggy: :clap: :confused2 :crazy: :cry2: :dance: :dizzy: :doh: :drdodgy: :dribble: :drunk: :evil_laug :eyebrow: :flamed: :ford: :giggle: :google: :grandmar: :grandpa: :hahano: :headache: :headfones :help: :holden: :hug: :ihearu: :inyourfac :joy: :icon_kiss :lalala: :lemon: :lips: :love: :mrhappy: :nervious: :no: :nosebleed :nospam: :omfg: :paper: :peace: :pelvic_th :pelvic_th :pissed: :pistoles: :poke: :punch: :rah: :raving: :rockon: :rolleyes2 :sadblinky :shakefist :shrug_no: :silenced: :sleep: :sniff: :suspiciou :tears: :tenisclap :tetter: :wave: :weee: :weirdface :woowoo: :workout: :writers_b :yes: :yikes: :zombie:




:flower: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :2gun: :anger: :ashamed: :baby: :ballbounc :ballbounc :bat: :blahblah: :blink: :blowme: :bong: :boogy: :bored: :boxing: :bunch: :burn: :caffine: :censored: :chainsaw: :chew: :chick: :chillpill :chuckel: :ciggy: :clap: :confused2 :crazy: :cry2: :dance: :dizzy: :doh: :drdodgy: :dribble: :drunk: :evil_laug :eyebrow: :flamed: :ford: :giggle: :google: :grandmar: :grandpa: :hahano: :headache: :headfones :help: :holden: :hug: :ihearu: :inyourfac :joy: :icon_kiss :lalala: :lemon: :lips: :love: :mrhappy: :nervious: :no: :nosebleed :nospam: :omfg: :paper: :peace: :pelvic_th :pelvic_th :pissed: :pistoles: :poke: :punch: :rah: :raving: :rockon: :rolleyes2 :sadblinky :shakefist :shrug_no: :silenced: :sleep: :sniff: :suspiciou :tears: :tenisclap :tetter: :wave: :weee: :weirdface :woowoo: :workout: :writers_b :yes: :yikes: :zombie:


:flower: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :2gun: :anger: :ashamed: :baby: :ballbounc :ballbounc :bat: :blahblah: :blink: :blowme: :bong: :boogy: :bored: :boxing: :bunch: :burn: :caffine: :censored: :chainsaw: :chew: :chick: :chillpill :chuckel: :ciggy: :clap: :confused2 :crazy: :cry2: :dance: :dizzy: :doh: :drdodgy: :dribble: :drunk: :evil_laug :eyebrow: :flamed: :ford: :giggle: :google: :grandmar: :grandpa: :hahano: :headache: :headfones :help: :holden: :hug: :ihearu: :inyourfac :joy: :icon_kiss :lalala: :lemon: :lips: :love: :mrhappy: :nervious: :no: :nosebleed :nospam: :omfg: :paper: :peace: :pelvic_th :pelvic_th :pissed: :pistoles: :poke: :punch: :rah: :raving: :rockon: :rolleyes2 :sadblinky :shakefist :shrug_no: :silenced: :sleep: :sniff: :suspiciou :tears: :tenisclap :tetter: :wave: :weee: :weirdface :woowoo: :workout: :writers_b :yes: :yikes: :zombie:




:flower: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :2gun: :anger: :ashamed: :baby: :ballbounc :ballbounc :bat: :blahblah: :blink: :blowme: :bong: :boogy: :bored: :boxing: :bunch: :burn: :caffine: :censored: :chainsaw: :chew: :chick: :chillpill :chuckel: :ciggy: :clap: :confused2 :crazy: :cry2: :dance: :dizzy: :doh: :drdodgy: :dribble: :drunk: :evil_laug :eyebrow: :flamed: :ford: :giggle: :google: :grandmar: :grandpa: :hahano: :headache: :headfones :help: :holden: :hug: :ihearu: :inyourfac :joy: :icon_kiss :lalala: :lemon: :lips: :love: :mrhappy: :nervious: :no: :nosebleed :nospam: :omfg: :paper: :peace: :pelvic_th :pelvic_th :pissed: :pistoles: :poke: :punch: :rah: :raving: :rockon: :rolleyes2 :sadblinky :shakefist :shrug_no: :silenced: :sleep: :sniff: :suspiciou :tears: :tenisclap :tetter: :wave: :weee: :weirdface :woowoo: :workout: :writers_b :yes: :yikes: :zombie:


De 4 Ori!

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