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Old 10-05-05, 19:12   #511
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da?

am zis sa fiu si eu discret.
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Old 10-05-05, 19:58   #512
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Pai e simplu...urca-te la volan si uitate brusc intr-o parte in asa fel incat sa intorci umerii dar in acelasi timp sa te impingi in volan.Vezi in ce parte o ia masina...si ai sa intelegi de ce s-a dus asa.
Eu am fost de altceva mirat...dece nu a reactionat sa salveze sitatia ?! putea instinctial sa contrabracheze prindea putina subvirare apoi supravira dar o tine din volan.Apoi am calculat momentul in care el s-a dumirit in ce parte o luase si am observat ca daca facea manevra asta intrand in subvirare ajungea pe iarba si de acolo era haos.
Omu a gandit bine schema si a incercat sa mai salveze ce era de salvat adica a incercat sa faca un 180 dupa care sa isi arunce inapoi fatza,se vede ca in momentul in care masina merge cu spatele din inertie el franeaza brusc si accelereaza,dar ghinionul lui a fost Focusi negru care nu credea ca MEganeu mai revine pe circuit si a luat o trasa de mijloc dar care ducea spre botu astuia...asa ca bad luck...see what tities DO !?
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Old 10-05-05, 21:38   #513
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yea, yea I do seen a pusyy..no titi cat

fain filmu EMA , ma intreb cum s-a revansat tipa later
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Old 11-05-05, 00:34   #514
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CRe' ca a incasat o mama de bataie cu tot cu tzatzele ei...asta daca so prins echipa de faza
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Old 11-05-05, 11:37   #515
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...urca-te la volan si uitate brusc intr-o parte in asa fel incat sa intorci umerii dar in acelasi timp sa te impingi in volan...putea instinctial sa contrabracheze prindea putina subvirare apoi supravira dar o tine din volan.Apoi am calculat momentul in care el s-a dumirit in ce parte o luase si am observat ca daca facea manevra asta intrand in subvirare ajungea pe iarba si de acolo era haos.
Omu a gandit bine schema si a incercat sa mai salveze ce era de salvat adica a incercat sa faca un 180 dupa care sa isi arunce inapoi fatza,se vede ca in momentul in care masina merge cu spatele din inertie el franeaza brusc si accelereaza,dar ghinionul lui a fost Focusi negru care nu credea ca MEganeu mai revine pe circuit si a luat o trasa de mijloc dar care ducea spre botu astuia...asa ca bad luck...
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draga ema, petreci mult prea mult timp cu kilotu
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Old 11-05-05, 14:26   #516
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Ala nu pare k a tras de volan,k sa opresca pe dreapta...mai degraba s-a shokat si din lipsa de concentratie a pierdut controlul.
orikum,Nice Tits!
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Old 11-05-05, 15:41   #517
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ce teorie simpla, asta DA, nu km si km de supozitii
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Old 11-05-05, 16:59   #518
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Aki: Dal' mah'n sloboz pah killot,daca era dupa el sarea afara pe jam sa o invite la o tura cu stim_noi_ce sa vada si fata cum lucreaza boost controlu !
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Old 12-05-05, 10:41   #519
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Old 12-05-05, 11:08   #520
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Ba One ce fata ai sa-mi trag palme!!!!
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Old 12-05-05, 12:15   #521
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Eu zic ca filmul e trucat Prea se leaga toate aiurea ca sa aiba sens
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Old 12-05-05, 17:20   #522
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io zic k e prea multa munca pt CE
nu vad rostul...
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Old 12-05-05, 18:46   #523
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io zic k e prea multa munca pt CE
nu vad rostul...
Au ei un plan, nu iti fa tu griji Se vede ca tipul bracheaza spre dreapta si dupaia spre stanga cand \"scapa\" controlul si Focusul ala de ce vine spre el cand putea sa stea pe trasa ideala si nu avea nici un contact cu Meganeul Si cand e deja pe nisip, brusc cade bara fatza, cand fug aia cu extinctoare spre masina Si gagica aia ce cauta acolo de una singura Acolo nu are voie sa stea decat personalul autorizat, nu Si nu are alta treaba decat sa ii distraga atentia pilotului ca sa se busheasca cu Fordu si sa treaca Civicu pe primu loc Sau poate era fan Honda si avea si ea un plan
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Old 12-05-05, 21:47   #524
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fain avataru one
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Old 13-05-05, 23:41   #525
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a nice driving joke:

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry.

A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

\"I feel terrible,\" he explained. \"I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it.\"

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 metres away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 metres, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 metres.

The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, \"What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?\"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: \"'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave\"
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