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Old 28-07-05, 09:19   #1
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Default scrisoare catre seful teroristilor

\"Salutam cu rezbect, jefu'.

Aderizat la Romania cu bomba la valiza ascuns bine; dragut fara problem control aerobort, fiindca mai gasit un bagaj pierdut pe
drum. Pastrat dolar american blestemat, pentru construit aigea bomba noua; dat jumadate la daxi, jumatate furat tigan din
buzunar.

Indilnit frate Ahmed, patron magazin, ajudat la mine. Discutat cu el la cafenea plan bomba, consumat egler proaspat, intoxicat
zalmonel, noi ajuns spital, doctor roman durut la cur.

Jefu', gu bomba praf antrax nu putut facut la Romania, deci ingergat plan bomba cu bum-bum!

Mutat apartament frate Ahmed, adus mult frumos aminde tara mia, fara apa la robinet. Urmarit emiziuni explozia camion azotat,
facut frica la mine. Astia romani are tupeu nu gluma! Trebuie recrutati, jefu! Bomba cu azotat mare efect aveam!

Inderesat pilotat avion pentru lovit gladire la roman; vazut delevizor aparat zbor MIG prabusit singur in ogorul taranului, plus roman
stricat singur gladire, adormit beat, tigara aprinsa, murit zoagra, facut chef mare la ei.

Draga jefu', gineva furat la mine gas pastrat bentru bus la bomba, iar azeara, gind iesit cumparat baglava, exblodat budelie la
parter. Aicia la Romania , mult cretin! Zberiat, zguibat la zin, cacat pe mine de frica! Jefu, ma indorg agaza! Asta romani nu are
nevoie de terorism, face singur treaba noastra.''
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Old 28-07-05, 23:13   #2
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fain, bine gandit

daca tu ai scris, atunci felicitari.
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Old 28-07-05, 23:22   #3
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tare rau...demential....
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Old 28-07-05, 23:32   #4
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mda...cat adevar...
eu nu mai pot de ras...ceva tragi-comic
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Old 29-07-05, 00:37   #5
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marpha \"scrisoarea\"
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Old 29-07-05, 14:57   #6
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MAI BUI BRAJID MAI, TU VRUT SUBARAD LA MINE MAI?



CEI MAI TARI SUNT HARABII ASTIA MAI




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Old 30-07-05, 19:50   #7
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Zaludam gu rezbegd, jevu'.

Aderizad la Romania gu bomba la valiza azgunz bine; dragud vara broblem gondrol aerobord, viindga mai gazid un bagaj bierdud be
drum. Bazdrad dolar amerigan blezdemad, bendru gonzdruid aigea bomba noua; dad jumadade la dagzi, jumadade vurad tigan din
buzunar.

Indilnid vrade Ahmed, badron magazin, ajudad la mine. Dizgudad gu el la gavenea blan bomba, gonzumad egler broazbad, indogzigad
zalmonel, noi ajunz zbidal, dogdor roman durud la gur.

Jevu', gu bomba brav andragz nu budud vagud la Romania, degi ingergad blan bomba gu bum-bum!

Mudad abardamend vrade Ahmed, aduz muld vrumoz aminde tara mia, vara aba la robined. Urmarid emiziuni egzblozia gamion azodad,
vagud vriga la mine. Ajdia romani are dubeu nu gluma! Drebuie regrudati, jevu! Bomba gu azodad mare evegd aveam!

Inderezad bilodad avion bendru lovid gladire la roman; vazud delevizor abarad zbor MIG brabujid zingur in ogorul taranului, bluz roman
zdrigad zingur gladire, adormid bead, tigara abrinza, murid zoagra, vagud ghev mare la ei.

Draga jevu', gineva vurad la mine gaz bazdrad bendru buz la bomba, iar azeara, gind iejid gumbarad baglava, egzblodad budelie la
barder. Aigia la Romania , muld gredin! Zberiad, zguibad la zin, gagad be mine de vriga! Jevu, ma indorg agaza! Azda romani nu are
nevoie de derorizm, vage zingur dreaba noazdra.''


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Old 17-08-05, 12:08   #8
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mijto tare, il primisem si eu pe mail
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intamplare reala ..

Se duce un arab la service la audi si le explica la aia k ii s`a stracat pompa de benzina ... dar le romani le`a luat juma de ora sa inteleaga de ce i s`a stricat .. de ce : Pt k arabu zicea ... : Mi s`a stricat bomba de benzina .. nu putea sa pronuntze P )
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intamplare reala ..

Se duce un arab la service la audi si le explica la aia k ii s`a stracat pompa de benzina ... dar le romani le`a luat juma de ora sa inteleaga de ce i s`a stricat .. de ce : Pt k arabu zicea ... : Mi s`a stricat bomba de benzina .. nu putea sa pronuntze P )
prea tare asta
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