These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When they
arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first
guy says "It's gotta be the booze. I'm always drunk."
The Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing
but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of.
The guy's thinking, "Fuck yeah! Look at all this alcohol!" and runs
into the room.
The second guy says, "It's the women. I could never stay faithful to my
wife."
The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking naked
women that you have ever seen. And he would be the only guy in there
for 100 years. He couldn't believe it. His dick was instantly hard and
he went hauling ass into the room and the Devil shut the door.
The third man said "It's gotta be the bud. I'm always tokin' up."
The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot
tall, icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death
bud. The stoner can't believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian
style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him.
One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the three
men.
He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He's got an
empty bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't shaved or
showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit and piss. "I'll
never drink again!" he says.
The devil tells him that at least he learned something and decides to
give him a second shot at life.
The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out even
faster than when he went in. "I'm fucking gay!" he screams.
The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and
gives him another chance as well.
The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and nothing has
changed. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was
100 years ago.
The devil asks him if he learned anything.
The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek.
"You gotta a light man?"
"invisible for you, idiot"
"dus cu pluta. revin pe conducta"
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Fuck off! This means YOU!
Nothing to see here! Please move on, citizen!
Unavailable anywhereâ„¢!
Visible Invisibility & Available Inavailability!
Never before have I come accross a person with more trouble than you! Please accept my deepest sympathy! NOW FUCK OFF AND ANNOY SOMEBODY ELSE!
Dupa cum vedeti nu prea am chef de vorba... m-am plictisit de "my IM buddies" mei si rar am chef sa vb cu ei... f***ing manele and/or/xor death metal lovers... :fuckoff:
New positions open for: punk, ska & college rock listeners :naughty:
Please apply!
Daca ai putza, ..nu ma deranja!
Offline pentru anumite persoane.
"muriti in pm"
" vand organe sa imi cumpar calculator"
Doar azi sunt available, asa ca nu ratati sansa sa vorbiti cu un superstar international!
daca dragoste nu e........atunci facem
don't disturb unless I love you
"LIving in a box. Care to join me?"
Dragostea eterna dureaza 3 luni.
2. Nu te baga in lumea drogurilor.....suntem si asa destul de multi
3. A avea constiinta curata inseamna a avea memorie proasta.
4. Cel care se naste sarac si urat are mari sanse ca atunci cand o sa creasca.... sa isi dezvolte ambele calitati.
5. Cei cinstiti sunt inadaptatii societatii.
6. Pestele care lupta impotriva curentului....moare electrocutat.
7. Nu este important sa castigi...este important sa-l faci pe celalalt sa piarda.
8. Nu sunt complet inutil....cel putin servesc de exemplu negativ pentru altii.
9. A gresi este omeneste...totusi, a da vina pe altul este si mai omeneste.
10.Cel mai important nu este sa stii!Mai important este sa ai telefonul celui care stie.
11. Eu nu sufar de nebunie....ma bucur de ea in fiecare minut.
12. Este bine sa lasi bautura....insa rau este sa uiti unde ai lasat-o.
13. Banii nu fac fericirea....o cumpara gata facuta.
14. Inteligenta ma urmareste.....dar eu sunt mai rapid.
15. Fugi de tentatii.....dar incet sa te poata ajunge.
16. Exista o lume mai buna........ dar este foarte scumpa.
17. A studia insteamna a te indoiesti de inteligenta colegului de birou.
18. Daca o pasarica ti-a soptit ceva.....atunci inseamna ca ai inebunit pentru ca pasarelele nu vorbesc.
19. Munca nu a omorat niciodata pe nimeni......dar de ce sa risti?
20. Alcoolul omoara incet incet......nu conteaza, nu ma grabesc.
21. Exista doua cuvinte care iti deschid multe usi......trage si impinge.
22. De ce sa bei si sa conduci ....cand poti sa fumezi si si zbori?
"Insert SIM"
"Game Over"
"Insert Coin"
"fake-rii se aduna in turma si pasc iarba buna"
Nu existam decat pentru dusmani si cativa prieteni care nu ne iubesc"
"prezent fizic ...mai greu si psyhic"
"‹^› ‹(•¿•
› ‹^› //)) //\\// //)) " ...se vede super la status
"This Is What I Think Is Best: Fuck U & Fuck The Rest"
"F_CK, all i need is U"
...dak am sami mai amintesc ceva ...va mi zic
"vad voci"
"Maine ma bat cu Zmeul"
"Ce statusuri aveti fratilor, v-ati facut cu totii filozofi!"
"Sunt pe invisible, deci fa-te ca nu ma vezi!"
"Am mancat... acum ma scobesc intre dinti"
Trying to bite my ear. I'll be back soon
This away message is currently *UNDER CONSTRUCTION*
I'm busy talking to myself.
It's very difficult to have an intelligent conversation with a girl but do you think that is going to stop me?
To type, or not to type.That is the question.
Once upon a time there was a person who was talking to their friends online... But all of a sudden that person had something else that they had to do... And out of nowhere, this away message popped up.The End
I didn't lose my mind; I just sold it on eBay
Sorry, I don't talk to strangers... That is unless they give me candy!
Come to the Dark Side... We have cookies!
i'm on invisible. only gay people see me online.
" femeile e ca florile. daca nu le uzi des se usuca"
"I was born intelligent but school destroyed me"
If you're a litle fluffy pink GAY bunny-disturbe me
1À€$ID$À€5À€$FU$++à €â‚¬14À€KILLÀ€97Àâ⠀šÂ¬1À€6364À €
Death is patient. She waits for every single one of us.
Eu nu sufar de nebunie .... ma bucur de ea în fiecare minut
Stinge lumina, mai lasa doar o raza,/trage cortina... si sa ne facem varza
Nu imbatrinesc..imi creste valoarea. (il pun de ziua mea mereu )
Ma seaca bulangii care stau pe invisible
Ultimul care m-a deranjat e inca dat disparut
Mamelor din lumea-ntreaga/Eu va dau un singur sfat/Nu lasati copii pe strada/Din cauza unui barbat/Caci copilul fara mama /E ca copacul fara flori/Azi se naste maine moare/Si rade lumea de el. Aveti 5 mii de lei?"
f you need me I'll be sleeping, if you really need me I'll still be sleeping, so leave a message.
Too tired to carry on an intelligent conversation
"Nu sunt! Imi exersez ubicuitatea."
"wooow .. my dear ... :X dar ce-ti mai put ochii nene!"
fii inteligent ... fii asa cum nu ai fost niciodata si nu DERANJA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Nus acasa ... cauta-ma in porumb!"
culeg muste
iar culeg muste.
Asta e legata de o faza din armata. Unul intreaba pe altul:
- Ce faci ba? Ala, mai smecher, raspunde: - F** muste. Tu nu bazai?
"Reclame..."
"Ma-nvart pe-aici...fac cercuri"
"Pentru mentalitatea de *****, spun: Suck my cock!!! Crezi ca daca esti bogat cand te caci miroase-a LiLiac?!?!?"
"Daca m-as gandi, dac-as lua-o-n serios, De-as avea 9 vieti si-un stil de viata dubios, mi-as trai vietile din plin fara regulamente - 8 le-as irosi - 1 ash pastra-o pentru sentimente."
"Fac baie.... cu rechinii..... nu cu rinichii chelule! cu rechinii"
"Lasa ca daca vreau sa vb. te caut eu! "
"Hai sa dam mana cu mana............... sa facem mai multe maini!"
"N-am status"
"Ce status de ***** am!"
"Ce status de ***** ai!"
" Te uiti ca prostu' la statusu' meu" sau mai adaug "ca e albastru www."
"ssssssss MAI USOR!!! aaaaaAsssaaAA!!! Daaaa!!! Mai JOS!!!! Da!!! exac mijlocul ma doare... ahh ce bine faci masaj "
"imi infig cuie in plamani"
FOAIEVERDESOLZDEPESTEUITEPROSTUCUMCITESTE
Re: Statusuri de Messenger
)) ce handicapati
Ain`t no replacement for displacement!!! 
