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Old 16-02-09, 21:09   #151
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Inseamna ca nu e fimiu/fimea ) ii zic sa iasa afara din casa =))

Ce faci daca face plangere la "protectia copilului " ?? )
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Old 16-02-09, 21:24   #152
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Off : Jass incerci sa te mentii si tu la subiect ?!?!?

Il las la orfelinat si platesc amenda )

Ce faci daca peste ani te da in judecata si iti ia tot ce ai ??
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Old 16-02-09, 21:25   #153
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Trebuie sa fie destul de destept ca sa faca asa ceva de unu singur

Ce faci daca te bate ?
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Old 16-02-09, 23:29   #154
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sub deviza "Eu team facut,Eu te omor" ii aplic o corectie.


Ce faci daca politia da vina pe tine pentur vatamarile anterioare?
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Old 17-02-09, 21:34   #155
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vatamare corporala ->> AMENDA deci il trimit la cersit ca sa aduca bani ! ! !

Ce faci daca pune mana pe el un traficant de carne vie si il trimite in Italia la Cersit ??
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Old 17-02-09, 21:36   #156
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Il rog pe ala care l-a trimis la cersit sa-mi dea profit...Da ce faci daca nu vrea sa-ti dea?
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Old 17-02-09, 21:38   #157
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Bag toata politia pe capul lui si .

Ce faci daca ameninta ca iti omoara copilul daca suni la politie ?
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Ii zic sa-l omoare ca-s capabil sa fac altu,da el ramane cu politia pe cap (...pan la urma o sa cedeze si o sa lase plodu-n pace).....Da ce faci daca iti rapeste si al doilea copil?
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Old 17-02-09, 21:42   #159
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Atunci se complica treaba , angajez recuperatori ) pana mea , sincer , habar n-am ce as putea sa fac intr-o situatie ca asta

Ce ai face daca , intr-o noapte s-ar putea intampla ca visele cu Freedy Kruger sa devina realitate ?
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Voi scoate pistolul si mi-as impusca papagalul....Dar ce ai daca ai avea accident cu masina si ti-ar cadea un stergator?
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Old 17-02-09, 21:55   #161
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As fugii frumos de ei , daca ma prind , evident ca deobicei , nu ma dau jos din masina , si le zic cu frumosu ...sa isi vada de treaba , daca nu ...incercam fifti-fifti sau suna un prieten ) si se rezolva si asa nu-i sufar


Ce ai face daca ai avea accident cu masina si nu ai avea posibilitate sa suni de nicaieri , in mijlocul pustietatii , ranit la picior si umar ?

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As sari de pe o stanca ca macar in ultimele clipe ale vietii sa am parte de un "ZBOR INGERESC"....Da daca nu ai muri si ai ramane handicapat/a pe viata?
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Old 17-02-09, 21:59   #163
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As ruga pe cineva sa ma omoare ...pastile sau ceva...sa am o moarte "nedureroasa" ...si asta ar fii finalul

Ce ai face daca nimeni nu ar vrea sa te omoare?
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Old 17-02-09, 22:24   #164
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Daca nu va bateti tot degeaba
Daca nu ar vrea nimeni sa ma omoare,ma duc frumos la fosta soacra si ii zic ca e urata sa vezi atunci moarte ca in filme
ce ai face daca soacra ta se da la tine ?
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Old 17-02-09, 22:24   #165
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As luao la bataie !

Ce faci daca te bate ?!?!
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