VW
Very Wonderful
Very Weird
Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise
Volks Who?
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
Toyota Overcharges You On Their Accessories
SUBARU
Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
SUBARU backwards is: U R A BUS (You are a bus)
SAAB
Sorry Auto Assembled Backwards
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Start Adding Additional Brakefluid
Stop Asking About Brakes!
PORSCHE
PORSCHE- Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
PLENTY OF REPAIRS SERVICE CAN'T HELP EVERYTHING
Proof Only Rich Snobby Children Have Everything
NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing
MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
MERCEDES
My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke
Jaguar
Just A Guess U Are Rich
HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
FIAT
Found In A Trashcan
Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
CHEVROLET
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
BMW
Big Money Wasted
AMC
Always Made Crap
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