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Old 04-06-08, 00:11   #421
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da dar acumuleaza experientza.


stiti bancul ala cu ginecologul care nemaivand cliente se duce la respecializare mecanic, si la examenul final ia nota 15 pt ca a reusit sa desfaca motorul si sa-l faca la loc, umbland numai prin teva de esapament.

cam asa o sa ajunga si el


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uitati si o variatiune de banc complet:
Se făcea că un ginecolog se g?ndeşte să se facă mecanic... Şi se duce omul nostru la cursul de mecanici. Ionescu ia 8, Popescu ia 10, iar ginecologul nostru se căptuşeşte cu un 15. Uimit, se duce şi el la profesor şi ?ntreabă cum se poate?
- Ţi-am dat 5 puncte pentru că ai desfăcut motorul, ?ncă 5 pentru că l-ai montat la loc cum trebuie şi ?ncă 5 ca bonus că ai lucrat prin ţeava de eşapament!

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Old 04-06-08, 00:40   #422
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da dar acumuleaza experientza.


stiti bancul ala cu ginecologul care nemaivand cliente se duce la respecializare mecanic, si la examenul final ia nota 15 pt ca a reusit sa desfaca motorul si sa-l faca la loc, umbland numai prin teva de esapament.

cam asa o sa ajunga si el
asta nu-l stiam, dar chair i se potriveste bancul
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Old 04-06-08, 13:27   #423
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Va multumesc,va multumesc din suflet !

P.S. Prea tarziu ptr adit...ma intrebam daca un mecanic sar face ginecolog...oare cum ar umbla el acolo ?

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Old 06-06-08, 01:59   #424
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Era ceva asemanator cu un doctor si un mecanic.

Un doctor se duce la mecanic cu masian si in timp ce mecanicul repara de zor si medicul se uita, la un momendat mecanicul intreba, domle ta mata ai vreo idee de ce eu castig asa putin si tu castigi asa mult ca facem cam acelasi lucru tu repari oameni eu repar masini. la care doctorul spune da cam la fel da ia incerca sa repari masina cu motorul mergand.
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Old 09-06-08, 22:31   #425
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Va multumesc,va multumesc din suflet !

P.S. Prea tarziu ptr adit...ma intrebam daca un mecanic sar face ginecolog...oare cum ar umbla el acolo ?
Vrei sa iti spun io
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Old 10-06-08, 00:49   #426
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Vrei sa iti spun io
E ... nu e cazul.
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Old 26-06-08, 17:35   #427
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Domnilor anunt de mare importanta:
Dezmembrez motorul CA18DET care se afla momentan pe masina mea plus cutie plus ecu resoftat cu cip stage II care la 1.1 bar presiune turbo cu modificarile necesare scoate 280cp.
Motorul se vinde ca atare sau pe bucati.Mentionez ca am in plus chiulasa planata,cu scaune rectificate,cu simeringuri de supape noi,cu supape slefuite,tachetzi noi in ea ...gata de pus pe motor (o facusem pentru mine).
Motorul a fost refacut cu biele,bolturi,pistoane plus segmenti acum 2000 de km.Cureaua de distributie plus role schimbate acum 2000 km deasemnea.Turbo de s14 T28 pe lagare,down pipe de s14 etc.Ca inbunatatiri cred ca majoritatea stiti cum am tratat motorul,cu injectoare noi , restrictor ulei largit la 2mm cu ansamblu relantee curatat,senzori schimbati,linie rectificata, ulei doar castrol rs,benzina doar 99 etc...
Pentru orice informantie si pret sunati la 0721464436 / 0788393071 Dan Gresoi
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Old 26-06-08, 20:22   #428
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ce faci domle treci pe varianta diesel ? consuma prea mult asta ?
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Old 26-06-08, 21:14   #429
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Am gasit un 1.1 HDI tipla mah ... nu e de lepadat
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Old 27-06-08, 21:50   #430
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sr20det?
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Old 28-06-08, 00:21   #431
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cat costa ssqv ala ??? si dak se aude cum trebuie ....
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cat costa ssqv ala ??? si dak se aude cum trebuie ....
Se aude mai bine decat trebuie
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Schimbi ca18det cu sr20det
Crazy man...
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Schimbi ca18det cu sr20det
Crazy man...
Da lav omule,a sosit timpul.
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